Comments to the news "The officials will check the number of signs in SMS":
Teo: And if you call and speak English, then the cost of a minute is 2 times lower! Verified!
Noth..g: what if you speak in Russian but in Latin letters???? to

dasha_love: more than 80% of people don’t notice what in this sentence the word "what" is repeated 2 times
Zlobny: Three times you...

The correct option: I love lightning, you can hide peanut soup in it for lunch

by K@!zEr
So try it.
Stop being a hammer yourself.
Do not let him hide.
meet you laugh you talk
And then kisses.
Ugly arms
Badly anal sex

Annual
Shameful ending in the eye

by K@!zEr
Shit on the ass in the shy posture of cancer "Nnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaa a dirty fuck!!! This is a shit!"

When you sit at work and suddenly comes such a moment that you have already done everything and realize that there is nothing more to do, and until the end of the working day a few more hours - do not rush to relax, most likely you have something big somewhere fuck!

What do you do there?
I thought I was on a pigeon! He was sitting under the border and didn’t think of flying away, apparently, and I didn’t even notice him. has arrived. The crust broke out... In short, I killed him. and happiness.
The pigeon? O_O

If ordinary people sing "Param-Pam-Pam", then forum moderators, apparently "Baran! by Ban! Ban!"

I love concrete – you can hide bodies in it.

We went to Moscow for a visit to my aunt.There, every day it was necessary to ride a bus and not to pay for the younger sister (8 years old), asked her to say that she is still 6 years old (for those who do not know children up to 7 years in public transport ride for free).So, they were trained, and on the question: "Pola, how old are you?" the child confidently replied: "Six."
Her mother came to visit her aunt and asked, "Pola, how old are you?" and the child replied, "Well, I am eight, but six for the bus."

Billy-Villy

Yes, my parents have been trying to take me away from coffee for two years... hid, mocked, taught life... everything, they’ve been killed.
Problems with coffee addiction?
Oh no, you understand
I personally do not have a problem with coffee addiction.
My mom and dad have problems with my coffee addiction.

XXX: the note had to put on the pencil
XXX: 77 degrees
YYY: Overheating forced the use of graphite sticks.

Director of AutovAZ recalled his decepticons back to Cybertron

She is: eeeeeggeeggeejejejej!!!! to
Chapter 1: Hello
The morning is good.
Are they all asleep?
He: I am not very
1: I am not very
It was a nightmare (
She: at 4 o’clock in the morning, the dog dreamed of something terrible, in her dream, she stumbled, woke up, ran out of the room into the corridor, doping along the road and ended her nightmare with a loud soul-breaking puck.

The miracle did not happen today. Maybe tomorrow?
No, I’m watching someone burn.

My mother burned:
I gave birth to exactly what I wanted!

Fuck this world. Create someone else.

I work in online game support. This is what we have in the chat:

xxxSTALKERxxx [85] : I will buy the runes of the wise stream, plant it in the face.

I don't know if he bought the runs. But what he’s in the face, not only psali, but also joke, I’m just sure =)

Hello to you!!!! to
Where have you been?!!!!! to
What are you doing, what are you silent about?!!!! to
YYY: I think you copied these 13*3 crying signs or killed one by one?

From the news tape:

A resident of the city of Vilnius noticed the robber in a mask, but it turned out that it was a black man without a mask.

Tuesday evening at 20:00. A resident of the city of Vilnius, Lithuania, contacted the police with the message that he saw through the window of his apartment, on the fifth floor of a neighboring house a man in a black mask on his head. The resident suggested that the man in the mask was a robber who entered the apartment. A patrol of police officers was dispatched to the indicated address, who found out on the spot that this apartment was removed by a resident from Nigeria, and the person in the mask was no more than a black man.

xxx: hello everyone!give me a clue where to get the dots and lower threshold for strings on the ural electrocu?
YYYY : )
Yyy: In Hell