I think I would take it to the sea so that I could go out.
On the beach and all around?! to
Take the ski.

Did you know that the eight-legged seed is his sexual organ? Which he often leaves in the body of a female, and then he grows a new one... I now fear the ocean... the eight-legged have nothing to lose.

Conversation of two friends:
I love my dog as much as you love my boyfriend.
and yes? I don’t know, I’m not ready to clean up his shit all my life.
I love the dog even more!

XXX: The question as to a lawyer - how long can we have sex with women?
YYY: I’m glad you appreciate my skills as a lawyer, but you know...
In principle, you can fuck around the clock.

Lana
and Sassy

Andrey
Wow, what an erotic thank you :)

I looked at the toys. I tried to understand how, playing in all this, children grow up in a state of mental health. I walked past the stand with friends of Luntik. It looks like I am in the morning. But I am treating, and Luntik is selling.

A month ago he broke his leg. He writes:

Life is slowly trying to get into a normal course, I try to break my leg, despite severe pain, I try to get out of the house, walk around...
Yesterday went with a sweet to the movie)) And I am now for confidence and support I go with a trunk... Here... Well, we came to the cinema, pop-corn, all that, we entered the hall, sat down, we sit, we watch the movie... A terrible horror)))
When I sat down, I put the trunk in front of me, leaning to the back of the chair in front of me... It was empty, and the girl sitting next to that chair, my trunk couldn’t hinder...
In general, there is a terrible horror, I accidentally hit the trunk and she quietly so sliding on the back of the chair falls on the shoulder of the girl sitting in front)) Lightly so, tick))) But this was enough for the girl to whisper up))))
The movie for us with sweet turned further into a comedy, barely humbled to rub))

Do you have any shortcomings?
Excessive directness.
I think it is the opposite of dignity.
I don’t care what you think.

A bad dancer is disturbed by eggs, and a bad admin is always disturbed by winds.

from ZH

Lena: Well, suddenly she will kill herself... My conscience will be tormented.
Rouge_glace: Don’t worry, Lena, the more suicides, the fewer.

I went to the gynecologist. He asks:
Do you have sexual life?
No is
for a long time?

I am in shock with Vadim.
WOW: What is it? He is silent, right?
Q: Remember he wondered what Vic was flying from him? The guy said he was with Gondon and all that)))))
The devil ended up in the gondon, then thought that all the sperm there, removed it, and again began to beat the whistle.
Q. Can I tell him what he did wrong?
I have a girl who wants to know me, a girl who wants to know me 😉

She jumped something about methods of removing negative emotions

ONA: I wonder, is there a method of cactus in the boss’s eye?

The guy who talked about the "play" on the yandex maps - look in Vladivostok "Lady" - you are a fool!! I’ve been doing this for two days and I’m going to take the exam tomorrow. for you!

Tag: time to go on vacation
XHH: He sits what he thinks and matters that the results of Kakieto are not correct
After 5 minutes, he jumps up and shouts “BET” for 24 hours a day! 24 and not 1024!!Q&A: I quit smoking

The council was unplanned.
It turns out, someone of the children pulled the pathologist's reference book and in the day he had time to view the half-school.
Shrinking with saliva, all the speakers talked about what horror this is for the unstable child’s psyche and what it can’t be allowed! The majority of votes decided to call a psychologist to the school to talk to the children.
I abstained.
Probably, the rest of the teachers in another school studied, but in my - with a medical deviation, this reference book was almost a desk book. With all his fragmented bodies of varying degrees of freshness. But I still remember a book that really left a mark on my childhood psyche: "Soviet literature adapted for deaf children."

"And then he will be silent on me!
How his hands shout at me!"

Thirty years have passed, I remember.

Vladimir Bardanos
Long live the sweet soap.
And a dirty towel.
and tooth powder.
And a thick scratch!
Let us wash, let us shower,
To swim, to dive, to dive
In the mouth, in the mouth, in the mouth,
In the river, in the stream, in the ocean,
In the bathroom and in the bathroom.
Always and everywhere –
Eternal glory to the water!

Olya Fomin
Do you have water? 😉

Vladimir Bardanos
Yeeeeeeeeah!! to

You’ll call it ‘unformate’ or ‘ung’ and I’ll call it ‘thank you people for your kindness’.

In life in recent times tension, I was driving in the subway not in the best mood. A young man sat in front of me, looked at me, and then one station approached and stretched out his mobile phone. On the screen was written a quadruple, in which there was something about smiling, guitar (just riding with the guitar) and light. It raised the mood for the rest of the day. I still smile when I remember him.

So here! Dear young man! You ran away so quickly that I didn’t even have time to thank you because I didn’t immediately understand. If you read this, please tap on 9 zero 14 five hundred. I don't even remember the poem myself, I want to have it too!)

Thanks to everyone who plays! Good people in your life.

You know, I don’t understand, it seemed like the girl had a boyfriend and it seemed that everything was okay, but here, the girl leaves the guy and then she doesn’t meet anyone for a few months, so here’s the question, why does she deprive herself of the guy?
and #65279;
-Well, it's all simple, imagine, you really want to eat, and from the food only shit, well you had to try it, and then you realized that it shit stopped eating it and continued to starve. Do you understand the metaphor?
and #65279;
Oh, you’re just the King of Metaphor :)

Oksana
Who fuck that woman?
by Mikhail
A wonderful phrase!! to