Yuri and I came home late yesterday.
Goder: He barely stood up, he stood up completely fucking.
Mari: O_O
Goder: I fell asleep
It’s too late, it’s already burned 😉

Mahjong was invented by a Chinese when he saw a mountain of washed socks.

Keane: go wrong, decided to check the mailbox, and there a letter with the topic "go and polish my pussy", ppt
Yes, the spammers are the perverse ones.
Keane: Lan I went

Never before have my neighbors looked at me with such respect.
Serj: and the thing was simple... on the 1st, when everyone was upset, the clock and so on the 15th, a piece of ceiling fell on the big table, a crazy repair was done...
WOWI : =
Serj: collapsed, so that I broke a bottle, two glasses, grabbed a couple of salads
serj: nothing, cleaned up, in the evening I take a few volume pieces of this thick-walled patch or that I was there, and the neighbors smoke here
Serj: they look, smile, understanders sneeze, I didn’t explain to them that the ceiling fell on us" :)
Serj: But the next day, when I was carrying out the disassembled closet, which my father and I had had since last year, they barely swallowed their cigarettes.
A murderer :D
The last stroke! Today I carried out bottles and taburet which was really scratched, a 40-year-old man, a man from the neighboring apartment to me, first touched his hand.

Good New Year, my dear ones! With the rise in prices for travel, alcohol, tobacco, gasoline, and of course utilities. With the introduction of new decrees and regulations that complicate our life with their bureaucracy! Ura to! Happy New Year 😉

I asked my brother: "Seree catch the biscuits," he ran into the room and wept, "My commander the biscuits are captured!"

Everyone started to wake up harshly. Google has deleted the New Year design.

Timothy’s son, a good man. I am sitting, I am gaming. I hear something happening behind. I turn around – he’s shooting the coward – they’re in the shit. Hernia, he throws them into Daddy, and runs to the side of the push. On the way, they lay larvae - one after the other. The first, blade, on the couch, the second and third - the dad under his feet. I didn’t even have time to say. I run after him, in the corridor I bend another bunch and already at the entrance to the push I slide on the fifth and lay my back clearly in the fourth, mla!!! The whole apartment in the shit, the whole dad in the shit, the whole bathroom in the shit, the carpet on the couch and the carpet on the floor is just an artistic mosaic. I cut off the second hour. And the guilty after washing his ass pulled the bed on the bed, scattered it, lay down, hid and fell asleep with the sweet sleep of the righteous. The young man!

From the news: "In Russia fell brown snow."
Oh guys, it looks like DeMoro is going to you!! to

I do not remember anything. Empty... I only remember that there was some awkward shit.
Wadiq, it was me, Lena!! to

In Surikovsk there was a list of students hanging on the wall. Whether it’s to take off or yacht, it doesn’t matter.

Well there among all the Sidorov Vasilyev and Kuznetsov Andreev suddenly beautiful

Tag: black seraphim

I cried, standing there, for five minutes, from the enthusiasm and desire to shake my hands to the parents of the guy.

YYY: I see directly how they sat shoulder to shoulder and thought how to make such a cute name bloom.
and fear!
by Akop!
and Igor!
A bad thing?

Vasco
I have a small pipe! :D
by Liu
Yesterday I thought I would look like an elephant.
Vasco
not understood
by Liu
What if I looked like an elephant?
With horns and horns.
and wool
But some features of the face and properties to preserve?
So cute is it?
Vasco
stupidly
by Liu
and your fucking " I have a little piss" top of intellectuality!!!! to

Then the food department. Two men aged forty are slowly purchasing products to continue the banquet.
and Dresden. Please give me those tomatoes.
These ones? Here you take.
Give me more sausages.
and here. Something else?
And a pack of Malboro Light.
and UGU. All of it?
“Oh no, give me a chocolate.
This one? well well.
Now open it, please.
Oh oh oh?! to
Open it up (uncertainly).
Now go eat it (it begins to smile).
and Lenka! Drink the tea, there’s chocolate!
After a few minutes, the men are patient.
Thank you guys)
For the health. Give me a foil, please.
Sales in confusion, the line in hysteria

The first January. The morning. A friend looks at a traveler:
DASH: Hello to you! I am Dasha! What is your name?
Tagged: SaaSha
DASH: What is your name?
My friend: Saaasha! A whispering deaf.
DASH: How old are you?
Friendship : 32
DASH : Oh! Are you already big?
Suddenly, you are crazy!

One German firm put on the Belarusian factory some equipment, and, as it often happens with us, the factory was not able to pay with it money, but paid off the debt with its products - tractors... At first everyone was happy, but later the factory began to receive complaints about the new quality of plastic handles (which doors are opened from the inside), say they break instantly,- you press it and crust... Our: - And what h## you press on them, they need to be raised up... In general, they understand and ask: - Why did they do so? For safety reasons. and??? A drunk tractor driver will accidentally press his elbow and fall out of the cabin. P.S And as it turns out, our technology is the safest.

Elton John is also known as a public figure, in the fight against the AIDS epidemic, which he began in the late 1980s. c) Wikipedia

On the 1st of January, my mother said:
A strange kind of martini.
I: Mom, it’s really a cognac.
M: Here’s what I’m saying – strange martini, this is your cognac.

The C Forum:
Guys, how to make the computer almost no noise at all - the ancestors are hindering sleep?
Petya: Put a silent refrigerator or waterbrush
Max921: silent mouse and key to not click
Tanya2011: silent columns

Vitaly, just answer yes or no. Are you Jewish?
Why are you asking?

xxx: Today I was in an accident - the car jumped into me from a meeting. When I returned home, I ran over the last 400 meters, running away from a bunch of robbers who knew the notes in the contours of my bag. And, fucking, in the evening, when I was enthusiastically reading a magazine, a cat suddenly broke into the door with a loud buzz.
Behold, I was so frightened that my heart hurt at midnight.