My six-year-old brother built a house in the Sims, and placed the bed for his playwife... in the kitchen. I think I educated him correctly.

Brother and girlfriend went to visit, almost not followed by her - washed all the dishes
XXX: I look after my best. For some reason:

From the ASK:
The bear? This is who?
You are our president.
Do we have a president?? to
- O_O
Do you think the people have chosen him?

Lectures on Mass Communication. There is noise in the audience, because spring and in the head of the thought is not about these very communications. Prepod watched all this for a long time and said:"And why are we so young people moved? Oh, well... Spring has come, the girls have removed their socks – Spring has smelled!" O_o
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Yesterday, a resident of the city, Valentine Polovtsov, was detained near the Gomel supermarket, who came to make sure that they really could be detained in Gomel "for nothing".

He approached a group of young people and convinced everyone that Lukashenko is the “best president”, that “every authority needs to be submitted” and he will never believe that the Belarusian militia is detaining people for no reason.

During this conversation, two special forces officers approached him, turned, dragged into a police car and brought to the Central ROVD. The service department informed Belapan that the citizen was then sent for psychiatric examination.

Today I saw four blacks in different parts of the wagon and suspiciously stared at each other.
XXX: they already protect themselves from how many of them in Moscow divorced

Wife at the hospital:
PS, I can’t do it anymore.
I played the piano for an hour and a half today, watched a movie, read a book, did yoga and run, washed 2 times (and with all these female lotions), made a manicure.
The server did not get up!! to
I hate Wednesday.

Why do the Americans bomb Gaddafi?
Yyy: Well, because he oppressed his citizens with cheap loans, free education and medicine, and real people-rule.
Thank God, Medvedev will not allow us to do so.

I want a motorcycle :)
I think I know what to give you for your birthday :)
She : What?
He is a bicycle! The same motorcycle, only manual :) and it will be safer :)
I also know what to give you for your birthday :)
He is m?
It is: the hand! The same sex, only handmade :)

What do you do in your free time?
I am sleeping
Is it a hobby?
I: No, I am just tired

The arrival of relatives is good. It strengthens the family and moral values, brings people together and makes life meaningful, but to suck, to mess, in the vase is IMHO Overbor...

XXX is
People simply did not work in Morga. The bodies did not sew or tear.

YYYY
Work in the Morga - Shake

Stricken by the battle, a lot of mushrooms are coming out of the forest. One grandmother did not like it very much that the man with a basket of white did not give her a place, after 15 minutes of whirling, at the stop when it became quieter, the grandmother decided to humiliate the man on the whole car: a man! And you are going to get rid of it!"
The man thought for a short time and answered loudly, "Why will you not get any more foolish from you!"
The wagon lay. = D

The xxx:
Yesterday we watched "The Hostage". There closer to the end of the film is already an auction - they sell kidnapped girls (virgins). And customers are trading. prices are called, such as "100 000", "150 000"... At the end it sounds "sold for 500 000!" (euro, apparently). My husband and I cried at the same time:
She: to hide, live people are being traded! O_0
I am: to shrink! Half a lot for Grandma! 0 - O

Is it bad to change?

I don’t know, do you want to change?

Is there an ASA? This is a non-contact conversation.

Better you go in.

Q: What kind of music do you like?
See also: Camera
What is Chanson?

The ants have settled in me and bring out the claw. I would never have imagined that...

Well when, well when Yandex will disclose the correspondence of our officials

In the most favourite place of rest of Krasnoyarsk and the residents of Khakasiya on Lake Shira for a photo with an exotic animal became in a row.

At lunchtime, the photographer Nicholas briefly distracted himself from his pet, and the crocodile, heated in the sun, could not resist the temptation and dive into the water.

We were sailing on catamaran. I thought the barrel was lying. The stick began to move away, and it was a crocodile. We were almost crazy of fear. Panic began across the lake. Everyone jumped out of the water, said a resting woman on the lake.

My story for a frequently encountered advertisement:

Dinner after a Metallica concert. And here, as soon as the meal comes to an end, from the mouths of the participants of the group the question is heard: "Who is in charge of the plates?"