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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61126
 10.03.2012
My wife abandoned me. My bank collapsed. But the most important thing in life are my friends... One took my wife. The second broke my bank.and c)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61125
 10.03.2012
btr: "I have a liver to swallow, lungs to smoke, and a cock. Just so"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61124
 10.03.2012
I answered:

I went with my wife to buy me a birthday present and bought her an iPad.
XXX: What is it?

You are guilty, and your wife doesn’t know about it yet.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №61123
 10.03.2012
by Azat:
Yuleia, go to genetics))) I am bored

and Serena:
What a cultural way to offer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61122
 10.03.2012
XXX is
I think... there’s upper clothes, there’s underwear... how to name the gap?)))

YYY
Just clothes

XXX is
Great) now I know that the phrase "I am without clothes" means that a girl can be in cowards and shirt)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61121
 10.03.2012
she(15:03:17 9/03/2012)
Have you jumped years?

he (15:03:24 9/03/2012)
in May 22

she(15:03:34 9/03/2012)
Now is 21?

he(15:03:42 9/03/2012)
Funny question )

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61120
 10.03.2012
March 8 is over!
xxx for the girlfriend!
XXX: This is not a mistake!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61119
 10.03.2012
Every time I remove the laptop, I get a spare speaker.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61118
 10.03.2012
milady
How the hands hurt.

milady
need a man

milady
And my hands will not be sick from weight, and he will be sick from onanism))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61117
 10.03.2012
The main principle in communicating with women is to surprise and take advantage.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №61116
 10.03.2012
At the end of 2011, on the last day of a very tough trip to the Presbyterian at eight o’clock, I sat with my employee Alexey in the restaurant, finished dinner, already ordered a glass of beer and ready to ask for a bill. He gets a SMS. Alexey reads, thinks and asks - and how would we call good girls? I quietly officed. It seems like a simple guy from a neighboring area, married, intelligent, quiet cleaner, almost never communicated - and such a question. I think the subordinates are asking such questions. I ask, are you sure? He answers that yes. Did I use it myself before? He answers that not. Have you cheated on your wife at all? Again not. Again I repeat: Leha, I did not betray my wife, so now I am divorced, but you fuck where? The organs are all the same, and this is at one end of the path, so give me 250 viscars on my account and just sit here? I insist, I want it and that’s all. If you don’t want to, I’ll ask the taxi drivers where they are. And the eyes are so calm, confident, steel – I know that look. For each new task, Loeh is taken with the same look and does not let go until he does. Well, I think, all, Ambec, will now find capital adventures on his provincial ass, and answer me. Okay, I said, yours took it. Only here Moscow and really good less than 20 per hour can not cost. For this money you can fly to Egypt for a week, I will make your vacation, rest, and tell your wife that a business trip. Lohah unwavering: 20 so 20. I figure out finally - he has his own salary just under 50, with all possible awards and repairs. Expensive, but the word to keep - in general, from the restaurant wai-fai via the Internet found, called. By ten o’clock the girls came – one in one as in the pictures, tall, slim, hair to shoulder, dressed like a secular reception – the highest class in one word. Children cannot read about it, and adults are not interested. There was an airplane in the morning and I didn't remember this case until somewhere two months later, Lecha came to apply for divorce from work to the court. At that moment, I was looked at by two quiet, confident steel eyes.
And then I decided to ask a personal question - what was the content of the SMS, after which an adequate person and family man so ardently wished for dear selling love? He silently picked up the phone, found that SMS and let me read it. It turns out, recovering to 20kg, almost ceased to watch for herself and shaved under the boy, a chronically unworking wife, on the last day of a two-week trip sent her husband the only SMS: "Mom came. Don’t drink today. Take 30 thousand. Tomorrow I’ll buy a good TV. P.S If you go in, don’t knock on the door.”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №61115
 10.03.2012
A man showered a baby and cried out from the bathroom:
He eats the foam!
In a few minutes:
Katie, she’s really delicious!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61114
 10.03.2012
SMS: A grandfather is sitting next to me, and in front of him is a punk with a huge Iroquois, and they are talking about the creativity of the Zhi Top)) Here is the cultural capital without stamps and conditions))

[ + -8 - ] Comment quote №61113
 10.03.2012
We discuss with (D)evushka how we will spend the weekend:
I: Sunny, maybe we go to the cinema, I’ll give you flowers, we’ll walk...
D: Well, fuck, let’s order better food, let’s go and eat.
I want to make her an offer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61112
 10.03.2012
What are you doing?
I watch the movie!! to
How is it called?
You borrowed me!! to
Again, the translators did something.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61111
 10.03.2012
The Philosopher:

Prayer, this is where it comes from.
Women are writing now.
Understand the meaning of the phrase
Going to Prayer?

Go to Yuh with your shrimp and Nikitka-barin. Prosax is the gap between the individual strands in a wiring machine. To get there is to remain without clothes or even without limbs.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61110
 10.03.2012
I had the feeling that everybody drank except me.The city is extinct, the block, the ranks and other things are not in mind, no one answers SMS calls and other things. people, you may have been abducted by aliens!? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61109
 10.03.2012
Have you been to Estonia?
– and?
I was in Estonia?
In the sense?
Have you been to Estonia at least once?
Oh yeah no.
It feels like only from there...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61108
 10.03.2012
<gae13> He is generally a very calm guy. In GTA SA, you play as a taxi driver and a bus driver.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №61107
 10.03.2012
yesterday to sleep beds, I sleep already, and the state - between sleep and still not sleeping, midnight is like.and begins to dream that clients come to me, they say something, they want something..and I am so happy - go to the ass, I am sleeping at home)))

The Rabbit

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