Pippets, we made it possible to call from the iPad like from a phone... well, and who besides Valuev needs this function?

A book is like a condom: you must always wear it. Then suddenly it falls.

Well, let her not be beautiful, but her parents are always in the country.

Women who want their husbands to just work and fuck with them should marry horses, not princes.

I went to the kitchen, and there on the television is the nonsense of something from the music TV channel. Something like "cooking with a star". In the studio, a guy aged 20-25, all of himself is an unrealistic star. He says:
“Now we will prepare a dish from the foods that are always in the refrigerator of every Russian person! We will need papaya, avocado, olive oil with basil, salad leaves.
Yes, fucking, I just got a kilo of avocado with papaya in the refrigerator, I couldn't figure out what to do with them!

Yes, I’m a girl anywhere.
Jok: Even there?? to

Happiness is when there is someone around you who needs you and he needs you equally. Everything else does not matter.
YYY: And you will want to eat anyway.
Zzz: And it is especially unpleasant to be in a situation where the need for a person coincides with the need to “smell.” In an uninhabited island. There is nothing to eat the second week, and there is a person next to it. Quite fed up. You have a mutual need. So to yourself "happiness"

My friend bought a mops. From a great mind (and honestly from a great mistake after the purchase) he called the animal "ai you".
And all would be nothing, but to his morning scream "oh you, catch the bushes! " Half of the street turns.

I go home and talk to my neighbor on the road.
I am a big girl, I am 34 years old.
I: Nothing to yourself, you won’t say anything about you.
C: Haya, it has been well preserved... or it has not developed...

I watched the dark water yesterday.
YYY: And how then?
xxx:Pizzeria is a movie about leaks in the sewerage
xxx: first the spot on the ceiling, then the toilet is clogged, then the plaster falls away
Here are the dead children everywhere.
XXX: Follow the Sanitary

Google is burning
How to explain to a child"
And Google suggested: "How to explain to a child that you are going to sell it"
Good company, look for it :)

Girl 16 years old, status in contact:

I went with my loved one to rest. I will be in a few days. What is important, call the cell phone.

The next day:

Nothing destroys virgins.
Just like curiosity.

I enter the room. Mom is watching TV, there is advertising.
I: What are you looking at?
M: How he wore something.
The advertisement ended, in the beginning of the film the inscription "The Devil Wears ‘Prada’" o_O

Please get a ticket.
The nearest electric station - 18.30
(in the hours of 16)
What about 16.35?
Are you mad, right? She left at 15.35!

mr.Horror :ftv is Seliger-2011?
Merq: This is the place where the pro-Kremlin spana gathers, beats itself in the chest, shouting "we support Roissy!They fuck in tents without a choice, drink, scare, scare the locals, burn the lake and drown in it, and all this for 178 million budget rubles.

Astrologers announced a week of "I'm all burning, I'm all in the cream!" The number of hysterics has doubled.

I want to cling to you and fall asleep next to you, wake up and see you sleeping, kiss you quietly and you will wake up immediately.
YYYY : :-)
Tomorrow in Politics
XX: Yes, that’s what I wanted to answer.

Users of VKontakte were banned from hiding friends. However, photographs of puzzles and anal from different angles are still allowed.

New advertising slogan for the "Green Light"

"In the darkness of the night, in the light of the day, the green hunk!"

xxx: I go into my entrance, and on my staircase there is a sharpened clock.

YYY: to see you with your repair already got all...