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[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60926
 06.03.2012
xxx: 9 people customers in the forest, who live in cottages of 500-700 t.d., and say that 1000 rubles for the internet is expensive.

[ + 26 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60925
 06.03.2012
We answered:

What I do wrong:
Student, almost excellent (sometimes the choir jump, but in general I go red), I get an Oxford scholarship, I ride around Russia at conferences and Olympics, I gave up the right from the first time, I work episodically, I do dance, I read books (from Strugack to Dostoevsky), I communicate calmly with the technique, linuxide, I look normal (years are green, teeth are golden:)), I live with a cat (feeded, scratched, pleased), I cook, I love order, I am engaged in the active promotion of science in my native universe, co-organizer of many competitions, social, creative.
You know, you are alone.

You do not specify the city and contact information.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60924
 06.03.2012
HHH: Today the PCC actually happened.
I go home, I look at a cat running across the road, an ordinary black-and-white cat.
I literally turn my head for a second to look at the mailboxes, look again at the road - in the same direction, the same trajectory runs exactly the same cat.
The first thought - "The Matrix has changed!"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60923
 06.03.2012
Comments to the news "Mercedes has developed a transparent car-invisible"

Unless the driver of the truck sees him. Who will be worse?
Mr. Anderson: That is exactly. This is an invisible shell!

Creator: It is curious, however, who will be found to be guilty of an accident if one car from all the way crashes into the side of another invisible...
Don Senglar: If both cars are invisible, then no one will notice the accident....)))

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60922
 06.03.2012
<xxx> these PSDC systems are ancient... they need to beined very carefully - almost not there changed - and was sown...
<yyy> you will learn accuracy and attention
<xxx> Precision and attentiveness save little. This requires necromancy, spiritism and the ability to read the thoughts of passages of code.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60921
 06.03.2012
XemuL: Mass Effect 3 is coming on Wednesday.
MaMoH: Sorry Thermech, I loved you!

[ + 33 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60920
 06.03.2012
It is so:
Oh, brothers, how many of you have already understood. Help me too.

What I do wrong:
Student, almost excellent (sometimes the choir jump, but in general I go red), I get an Oxford scholarship, I ride around Russia at conferences and Olympics, I gave up the right from the first time, I work episodically, I do dance, I read books (from Strugack to Dostoevsky), I communicate calmly with the technique, linuxide, I look normal (years are green, teeth are golden:)), I live with a cat (feeded, scratched, pleased), I cook, I love order, I am engaged in the active promotion of science in my native universe, co-organizer of many competitions, social, creative.
You know, you are alone.

You are just shit. reconcile with this.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60919
 06.03.2012
One day one of my acquaintances very freely translated the title of the song "Call of Ktulhu".
...as "Call to Toulouse"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №60918
 06.03.2012
C: An explosive device can be made from almost anything.
J: For example from my wife.
To do this, it is enough to say "Dear, I lost all my salary".

[ + -7 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60917
 06.03.2012
Hair that cannot be shaved is removed.
by konde13

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60916
 06.03.2012
Today I worked as an election observer and watched a fun picture.
Around 9 a.m. a man comes to vote, with a passport, everything is fine. I voted, I voted and I forgot. But! Two hours later his wife arrives. She receives a ballot, signs up, and asks if it is possible to vote for her husband. We explain that he can’t, even though he has already voted. The woman instantly rounded her eyes, the voice goes into a dangerous whisper: - How did you vote? He has been on a three-day trip to Siberia.
I don't know how the man will be defamed, but such civil responsibility admired the whole commission))))

Menestrel12

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60915
 06.03.2012
Everything seemed to be fine: I went to work, bought a car and an apartment, the money for a mistress appeared, and you - a bat... and 80 years old!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №60914
 06.03.2012
Trina says: How do you manage three friends at once?
SK says: by turn.
Trina says: Don’t you confuse the names?
SK says: I’m fucking quiet.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60913
 06.03.2012
From Twitter:
At first, you lose initiative and motivation, and then the mouth that grows on you begins to appear warm, homey and cozy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60912
 06.03.2012
You have fired him. He killed a chicken carrying golden eggs.
I do not agree. Rather a lazy cat licking his eggs!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60911
 06.03.2012
LoTEDve: What is the general opinion about the Windows 8?
and
Drinking is working)
and
loTEDve: Speed of action/load time/usability?
and
Drunk_Jid: Trouble with coding, and so is the norm.. Everything is almost like seven, loading faster, the interface seems to render louder
and
Drunk_Jid: Added a lot of popping things at the corners
and
Drunk Judy: The first time I had to turn off the computer
and
Drunk: I googled
and
Drunk: How to do it at eight

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60910
 06.03.2012
The saleswoman in the neighboring store is a Jedi.
"You need a package" "You have 20 copies"
And a package was immediately needed and twenty copies were found.
O_O

[ + 45 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60909
 06.03.2012
The news tape:
In Tokyo, they are looking for a penguin who escaped from the zoo

The skipper?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60908
 06.03.2012
Commentary on What cats see in the mirror.

Often cats are directly related to mysticism, so I think she sees something mystical there.
See also TV3"

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60907
 06.03.2012
Looking at all this situation with the elections and rallies of the position-opposition today, I remembered how as a child I thought that May 9 in Germany everyone is ashamed.

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