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[ + 56 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49924
 06.07.2011
On the third day, I was in guests. Good neighbors, all the shit. The arrangements did not work. The thought came to myself when I saw a double-pudded giraffe. Takes a bench, passes through a pen of gyri and binds a loop. You go to the table, holding a curtain, two accomplices attach a plachma board to the ceiling and hold it. And throw a piece of giraffe in the board. It’s really scary when 32 kilos fuck up on the floor. Music, not music - the blow is given to the head, the service and the dishes ring, the blow to the whole house. Fuck, the furniture with small leaps changes its position! No one will descend. Imagination draws a mutant from Hulk - it's easier to get crazy. As my grandmother whispered, shorter.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49923
 06.07.2011
The boss today gave several hundred business cards, said to sort by companies. Carefully arranged, for each new company a new stake. One hour later, when all my table and part of the neighbor’s table were occupied, I realized that the dream of an idiot had come true. It is legitimate to lay down a pasion in front of the boss during working hours!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49922
 06.07.2011
XXX: I am a good guy! I forgot my passport and broke my coat. Evil is missing!
YYY: You know, doing the opposite would be worse.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49921
 06.07.2011
The news. The title:
The operator "Rain" was accused of "showing the genitals" to the presidential court.

xxx> And you can just write the news "A citizen of Russia was detained for shooting the presidential court". What does this place of work have to do with?
yyy> he So why "Presidential Court"? A standing Russian citizen was detained for shooting a traveling Russian citizen.
xxx> Russian citizens took an active part in the arrest.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49920
 06.07.2011
XXX: The tax inspections are completely out of control.
A citizen must pay taxes with the same feeling with which a lover gives a gift to his loved one.
xxx: and link to anal sex

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49919
 06.07.2011
A man in the subway is standing, but he is still going somewhere.
Man driving – like he is driving somewhere, but stands.

[ + 59 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49918
 06.07.2011
Tag - Search results: approximately 16 800 000.
Tagil - Search results: approximately 29 100.
Tagiil - Search results: approximately 82,400.
...
In order to see the long-awaited "Not found any document corresponding to the query" you need exactly 59 letters "and".
The PDC, however (

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49917
 06.07.2011
News: The Duma decided that quas is also alcohol
First stone: everything is right, petroleum-drug, quas-alcohol, thought-appropriate.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49916
 06.07.2011
By chance, I met classmates I hadn’t seen in a long time. We stand and share the news. Here to us comes a ragged man, clearly "in fun". The further dialogue:
Have you seen the car park? My old friend... He couldn’t give up his job!
I: No, I have not seen it. (I turn to friends, I continue the untold phrase)... Leha in Dnieper to PMJ moves, has already resigned from work...
Has he been fired? Let the car parkers do it! Work is easy and money is not bad. I’m here often, if anything.
I: Man, go away, let us talk!
Do you think I don’t want to bite? Parking is not in place.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №49915
 06.07.2011
You’ll get it on your neck.
She: You can’t raise your hand on me, you can raise the current on me, and the voice bands.
It is O_O
The first is pleasant, the second is not afraid.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49914
 06.07.2011
Artemis: The conclusion of all one: The article fucking, the author of fools
Urec: I have the opposite... Don’t generalize
Artemis is The author is shit, the article is nonsense.? to

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49913
 06.07.2011
Champagne Supernova (23:00:48 5/07/2011)
by Blake

Champagne Supernova (23:00:53 5/07/2011)
Prepare for yourself.

Champagne Supernova (23:01:02 5/07/2011)
brought in the room, put on the table.

Champagne Supernova (23:01:24 5/07/2011)
And the fan swallowed everything off the plate, straight on the cat sleeping on the couch.

Champagne Supernova (23:01:44 5/07/2011)
Judging by his eyes, he thought it was the third world war and he was being bombed.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №49912
 06.07.2011
XXX: There will be some other psychological tests to pass
My psychotype they need to know.
I am still a psychopath.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49911
 06.07.2011
You think there is nothing worse than driving in a traffic jams at +40, without air conditioning with open windows, you would be wrong. Driving in a traffic jams at +40 for a fur with horses and pigs, this is a gesture.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49910
 06.07.2011
iGraVitY: Lenoko, we’re not calling you for sex, honestly!
Tagged with: AGA
Let me tell you another Lenny.
iGraVitY: Think yourself, why should we go so far then?? to
Not to have excessive eyes.
iGraVitY: so let’s go to a festival where the shit clouds people!
iGraVitY: fucking easier would be on the "picnic"
Tagged with: AGA
Lonely and Near
Going for a picnic
Tagged: go

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49909
 06.07.2011
The fact that the payment for the insurance case you will wait, in the insurance contract is printed invisible font.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №49908
 06.07.2011
Galateya: I recommend listening to Shiva in Exile. These are Germans singing Gothic in Indian... there are songs in Russian. An unusually beautiful voice of the vocalist... and oriental music, of course.

WolfgangSeven: Is there a group where the Italians sing in Chinese and sometimes in Finnish, with the guitarist German, the drummer blind, and the bassist loves to talk? and :)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49907
 06.07.2011
VKontakte photo of a tractor with flashes and painting under the DPS, frequently running in Minsk on Nemiga Street. The last 2 comments:

HHH: As if this device is called an equator...and there is nothing funny about it...

Do you think there’s nothing funny in the "equator"?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №49906
 06.07.2011
Spam is coming:
Exciting trip - maximum impressions in 3 days!
In the footsteps of Indiana Jones
(Valdai, the Great Novgorod, the Sablin Caves)
...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49905
 06.07.2011
xxx> I put you an extra memory on the servo, really had to cut it off - so sorry...
yyy> it has been since the Stone Age - cut to insert, no one apologized for it! ^ ^ ^

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