Support in social networks:

and XXX:
Why, when I walk outdoors in the winter without a hat, do my ears freeze? There is no such problem in the summer. What am I doing wrong?

The Support Agent:
Hi to!

You go without a hat. You do the rest right. In winter, outdoors are colder than in summer. Just put on a hat and the problem will go away.

Always pleased with your questions.
The support team.

and XXX:
I still don’t understand this relationship between winter and ears, please explain.

The Support Agent:
It is cold in winter. When it is cold, the open areas of the body freeze. Ears without a hat are an open area of the body. I think you understand the logical chain.

and XXX:
Now everything has come to its place! Thank you very much, you helped me solve a serious problem in my life! Can I count on your help in other difficult life situations?

The Support Agent:
Of course you can. We are always happy to help!

Conversation with the Blue in ICQ

Zzzz - have you tried the telecoms?
Zzzz - you might like it.
XXX - I am not a lesbian
ZZZ - O_O

In her refrigerator flourish mummified cucumbers, two mysterious civilizations in peals, a tomato whirlwind and a month-old potato at the height of the incubation (then she will surely become a butterfly mahogany). Before getting something, I test the housewife of the apartment, how long it lies there and who cooked it, then coldly throw it away. Afterwards, we open the window in coordinated movements, spray the air refresher, my tank, and repeat everything again until each civilization has its own little Nibiru. Dasha is noticeably nervous at such moments - it is difficult to say goodbye to someone who is about to call you mother and stretch their polyps to you.

laugh_with me

XXX is
The girls are so unpredictable..they previously gave the foam on February 23...and now they are not :(

I called you at lunch! Fuck, you really did.
X: In which narnia did you put your phone?
YYY: I was sleeping
X: Did you go to bed at three o’clock?! to
I sleep badly at night.
Yyy: Because I drink coffee
Be a tough man.
Drink coffee before sleep.

Three sysadmines are transcribed:
X: Tell me who did what today?
Yyy: Well, I held phone lines to new employees, reprogrammed the ATS, then set up the jabber server, connected all the employees to it. I posted something on the site.
zzz: and I mounted the cysts between the branches, connected an additional line in case the first drops. A computer employee.
xxx: and I painted struts in painting)

– Cold
and?
Embrace me
I’d better burn you.

In the military commando, the major walks through the entire corridor:
Who broke the stand? I ask the last time, who fucking destroyed this information achievement of the armed forces? Is it you?
“Not that you are a Comrade Major, it’s not me. Destroying anything in the military command and even if you’re of age, it’s a bad sign. I am a superstition, a superstition.

Uncle and aunt gave a pack of condoms and a catcher
Did they hint to me subtly that it was time to remove the prostitute?
Tagged: Lucky
I was given a cashier.
and socks
fucking

SMS on February 23:
Congratulations on Oleg!
Thank you Katherine :)
I am Lucia Shevtsova.
I’m not an Oleg either. :)

Questionnaire on the dating site:
In the status: "Mommy - anarchy, Daddy - a glass of port wine!"
— — —
About me: "I live with my parents"

C hubra, discussion of porn site hacking:

XXX: Is it going to be there?
YYY: To keep the chosen, lead
XXX: There are also references to the race. I was told...
Yyy: A friend told me, ahah ;)
Everyone has a friend who tells that.
YYY: Oh, and it’s the same one known all over the internet.

She: I am free! Like a 70th size coward.

Q: On Saturday, you don’t want to pull out boxes, furniture and piano?
Boxes are possible. The piano is naked.
Okay, I have been persuaded. What about Sunday?
WOW: Piano – Nahuy in any day of the week, Vitech!! to

Q: Do you have a calcium?
WOW: No, that is, a bong, a pipe, a waterman, a parachute and an ordinary bat with a hole.
Q: Will I go somehow?

We have developed a system for evaluating women’s beauty:
Fapability: Measured by Fapobella
2. fucking: measured by fabbels (1 fabbel is equal to 10 fabbels)
3 Angelino-Joel - he can only be one. It is automatically assigned to your permanent woman.

Masa is

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Many
xxx: Say the first three digits

Congratulations to the bus driver. One of the wishes was: "To not stand!" they clarified, of course, what about the bus, but he still stopped.

The apartment was so small that it could be dusted from a single socket.

Yesterday I buried:
Soldiers: Comrade, the land is frozen with a lap not to dig up...
The Flag: Breathe
The Soldiers: Is it?
Flag: one breathes to the ground and heats, the other digs.