X: The end of the world promises again on television
y: Fuck, you need to urgently register the brand "The End of the World"
Y: Pelemeni "The End of the World"
Y: The Car "The End of the World"
y: Sex shop "End of the Light!"

xxx: I have a capricious girl again: a loaf on the floor and hot foods.
YYY: Yeye, leaving aside the question of household appliances, why did you decide that it was a girl? The refrigerator is "he" a boy!
xxx is fucks. What has to do with laundry and products - washing machine, oven, freezer - are girls. But what is sitting on the internet for days, showing porn and pumping all kinds of stuff - a computer, a tablet, a player, a telephone - this is exactly the boys.

and Japan. The morning. I scroll in the news, by the edge of my eyes I see a picture from some Yepos event. In the photo she. European, legs long, straight, slim, on heels. Lovely face, playful eyebrows raised. Beautiful thin wrists, thin waist, a sort of sadomaso jacket, but feminine. Oh, in short, I want to know the name of this goddess - and I fall out. Her name is Bill Kaulitz.

5 years ago... 2109 turquoise color... I could not meet any girl sitting in the car...
Now... Pajero... Fucked 4 in the car and 6 outside it...

And just don’t tell me, dear fools, that I’ve just gotten fantastic in these five years.

Why are you surprised, my brother? What is the reaction from the car window? It has always been. Ordinary girls don’t know who they won’t sit in the car with.

Do you love me?
- Chronic desire to cut off the head is included in this concept?

from life :)

Why did you and Serena break up? It was like love...
by Alena!Are you talking lion? This fool tells me he is leaving me. I am asking, why? He tells me like, listen to the Arctic Monkees... I downloaded all the albums, listened to all the songs, even read the translations, but I never understood what I needed to hear. I say to him: Sergey, I have listened to everything, there is no explanation. And he says, I know, but the group is great, right?
I hate, I hate...

X: Why did she stop?
YYY: It was like flying. The dog bitten her, I don’t remember exactly.

Only in Russia, in the middle of the summer, in the social media. The state of the network may appear: Oh, the heating is turned on!

Conversation with a friend.

4ux_nblx: I will soon go to Ukraine, I will stick girls there)
Stars: Girls, what are you wallpapers to glue them?
4ux_nblx: Well yeah) glued - cut off, glued - cut off)

Problems with Diploma:
You have the temple of science straight.)
YYY: Oh, and science is sacrificed here.

DDD
I noticed that shit.
DDD
The higher the boss in the factory, the older and less functional the phone he has.
DDD
And the most fashionable stuff in the lowest tears
The PVV
Meanwhile, Medvedev is a scuco, a slug.

There is asphalt on the bridge :)
WOW WOW! Now in the bus you won't have to hold your breasts, so that you don't hit the beards on the beard)))))))

t_off: Mother said that during the coming, Christ will give from the helicopter in the shield to the Antichrist.
T_off: I seem to be influencing her badly.

XXX: I didn’t understand anything. What are the strongest ones? I started playing for the bet (23 levels) and defeated Luke 29))))))) But then I tried even more straight and hit two-thirds of the HP. This is at level 23.
YYY: It’s a pity that the letters can’t make even more truth.

A lecture is going. The teacher moves to a raised tone.
Q: Anyone else will call the phone - immediately out!
After a while, from the back rows:
"Tum-tum-tum-tum baby, we hanged on the yacht for two weeks, and all this time you chew cocktails...
Everyone is lying.
This is a shooting and dismissal!

Question: If there are people here who have been bad, and now it’s all right, and you’re happy, tell in a few words, how did it go?

Answer: I stopped leaving the house. I am fine.

In the hotel, two local room, we are four, two guys, two girls.Girls came for 6 days, with them all this time and cuddled.So 2 nights, one couple in the room, and I with the other in the kitchen, I sit drink tea, bowl, a couple came out of the room and passes past us on the stairs to smoke.I am sitting further drink tea, now our turn...
The girl sits looking, looks, here sharply crashes, grabs her hand with words
All right, go...
I went up.
And the tea? OO
The hood woke up the whole hotel.

Yamaneko: And if you glue a rubber woman that has broken, will it be considered a necromancy in contrast to necrophilia?

xxx to hello.
YYY-Aga
XXX What are you doing?
I run into the room.
XXX Why?
Because your neighbors are idiots.
What about the neighbors?
Because they don’t like paint.
What kind of color?
Apparently yellow.
Do you like xxx?! to
YYY seems to be strong.
Are you normal at all?
YYY-NET.They think I was breathing paint.
xxx who are you?! to
and yyy-ments
xxx what?
from which I flee.
Where is xxx?! to
YYY in the room.
So what about the neighbors?! to
YYY-Pri
That I wrote to you in the entrance, that I love you, your neighbor uncle came out.
Vasya, Naoral, called the police and now I am running around the children’s room.
Police... is it understandable?! to
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
The xxx stop!What do you love me?! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: Watery bubbles on the hands.No allergies.When you pierce the needle, the sweat goes.What can it be?
YYY : the mouse. Leave your member in peace.