My contribution to the cycle of stories about Michael Tal (last from February 9).
In the late 1980s I worked at the USSR embassy in Iceland. Arrived on the island
Michael participates in the tournament. For the duty of service, I took care of the athletes and went to him at the hotel to ask if I needed any help. You need, just said the great one, there is vodka in the stores for $50. It does not fit into the budget. Can I get picked up at the airport in Deuti-Free?
Why not can. The next night we were sitting in the room and tasting. Somewhere after a litre on my brother came a brilliant idea to offer Michael a party. Only you give me the forum in the ferge, I tried to level our chances.
Ferguson I will not give you, the master honestly said. You have 5 minutes, I have 1.
It’s not bad, I thought, I just have to hold on to 30 moves, let’s go for 2 seconds, physically it won’t be time.
The first game, considering a little in chess, I tried to build a deaf defense. Everything was over when the competitors had 30 seconds left on the clock.
Oh, I thought, he is thinking about my time.
The second batch I made moves at the same pace as Tal, on pure autopilot. It ended even worse.
Likewise, maestro, I said sadly, adding another 100 grams. of the sorrow.
“Lenia,” said the great with a quiet Jewish voice, “you are playing with the world champion. I give the masters a minute.
Six months earlier, Tal won the world blitz championship.
A bright memory to you, Misha.

As long as a person feels pain, he is alive. When someone feels someone else’s pain
He is man.

TTT: I remembered the song. A small tree is cold in winter.
ddd: We took the tree from the forest.)
TTT: What are children taught? El calmly tolerates the frost, but it is cut off. Under the pretext of help, she was killed.

From the history textbook (translated into Russian). The language):

The Tatars in the 13th century lost one of the battles because they waited until the river was covered with ice to cross to the other shore. While they waited, they froze.

Soon on February 23. Discussion in the women’s chat at work:

This is what is usually given to the ladies on March 8 - a flower and candy. Let’s give them... yeah... a brown meat and I don’t know... a wire)

The socks on the rubber, fuck them!! As a wreckage!! To avoid questions "where is my second socks?"

"She was like a huge, kind, heavily fucking lice, lost its orientation in life and slightly stunned by the dust."

You are shit, you are shit, you are shit!! It is some darkness!
YYY: What happened?? to
XXX: Punto Switch is angry. I try to give him an exception so that when I type the pForm, he does not rework it for me. And he is right in his settings window in the field for entering exceptions to me it in "Ashk" reworked!

The general burn out in the morning: -Sasha, take a flash and make her this... as her... virginity caroche do!

Monthly...First a reason for a mine, then for sleep, then for a scandal...

stone from the membrane.

The minus of anchor cranes is a large foundation.
On my buildings, a frog strongly sucked me to dig the foundation of the crane, which is a monolithic cube of 7x7x3 m, with a saturation of 200
They will excavate traces of home in 1000 years. Here, like our ancestors lived. They fossilize the foundation of the crane next to the house - and this is, like a plate, where our ancestors sacrificed animals for holidays. In order for the animals not to shake before the procedure they were bound to the cylinders - point to the highly alloyed anchors d75, spinning out of the plate. Moreover, the animals were required to be placed on the sides of the world, see - cows 4 pieces.

Everyone is saved and everyone is happy.
Luba: In two words, how did it come out?
The fucking shit.
Luba: good... it went well...

Even a gepard could not catch up with a dog who had lived next to the shaurma kiosk for two years.

222: the gepard would live next to the kiosk.)

111: YouTube censorship video -> the gepard overcomes the supersonic barrier :P

I went to strip dance class:

He: How are you doing your job? Learned something?)

I: The lesson itself taught me that being a fat cow is bad.

and xxx:
We have a colleague one) silent such, serious, uncompromising
and xxx:
He got up and left after lunch.
and xxx:
at Wedding
and xxx:
on its own!

AAAAAA... I had a hamster... more accurately, I gave birth....))))))))))))))) fucking... I thought they were pedicure)))) Fucking... what to do with them????))))))))))

From the family psychotherapist’s archive:
Husband: Hi doctor, I have a problem - my wife stunned me with her reproach that a man is made a man by actions, not words.
Psychotherapist: I had the same a couple of years ago, and now everything is fine.
Couldn’t it be like you’ve done it all?
Psychotherapist: Instead of telling her "Go on the go!" I started beating her in the fuck!

Oh great Chuck Norris!
Please close the door of your refrigerator.
With respect to Russia.

In connection with the sharp cold, February 14 was declared the Day of the Holy Quarantine in the country.

CEC of the Russian Federation accused Prokhorov of illegal agitation

If the oligarch does not explain the appearance of unauthorized billboards, he risks a fine of up to 60 thousand rubles.

fines up to 60 thousand. This is yes! Prokhorov is bankrupt.

Dear Comrade

"Never, I repeat NEVER shake in a working jacuzzi!"

Please tell me what will happen!! to