Here everyone tells how they, having Linux as an axis, call the providers and scratch them. I put Ubuntu, called the provider to configure the internet, said that I don’t have a Windows and immediately got all the necessary instructions to configure about__O I did something wrong or my provider has everything so well thought out?

The new generation is astonishing... took the exam yesterday.
What color is the textbook?
Student - I don't know, but weighs 1.94 meters

XXX: Go short, go naked
YYY: Tolsto, very fat...
XXX: No, it was like that in the past. I sincerely, with all my heart, you can say I insulted and sent you, and you are a troll.

Oh you! Andrei is a cowboy!
Captain Andrei Vorobey.

I: Overall, Windows Vista is a good thing. It rotates instead of the cursor.
The Boss: Constantly

In general, I took a dog, a thy-terrier, a year old. I didn’t think I had a fighting cat. In general, the loving John from the excess of feelings tried to fuck her, and she ate him.

Do you fuck it???
You are fucking enough.

Announced by:

Clothes for girls
Wear clothes for ages 104-110.

>> You are not a girl ?

The xxx:
The family of programmers filed for divorce.
They did not find a common language.

The Fool:

Why should we learn Russian from the textbooks of Dietmar Eliashevich Rosenthal?
WOW: Because the homogeneous members without unions stand out, I, the fucker, are cluttered!! to

Ditmar Eljashevich Rosenthal is one person, blatant.

Matthew, I generally think that if you were born in ancient Greece, the god of inadequacy would still appear in their myths.

A letter from two lovers:
She: sweet, if you sleep, send me your dreams, if you smile,
Send me your smile, if you cry, send me your tears. I am
I love you
He said, “I’m a shit to send?”

Huliggano

I once when I was in school, class in the 10th-11th in the dressing room starred comy then in the heady keto,called it a bottle of provision and justice in the 89th galaxy of something there,I don't even remember what"and in order not to polychat quickly broke into the back door of the dressing room.on it hanged a small lock that I slightly ripped out the dirty for rychky.the door was rotten and the petelica just left to hurt in the wall and I happily ran further.yny how...running away..not knowing why the door of the wall((what if it was for the house of the house, there was a secret room, I was in the room with ythyteny at full speed(
No one was able to beat, even a kissed shoe was forgiven, but the status of the Rare Successful still remains behind me.

I was sitting in the office, a heavy rain began. Well, I approached the window, opened it to breathe fresh air. I look down there are two: a girl under the umbrella and a guy without. I think it’s a fool who gets rid of it? In the rain and without an umbrella. Ten meters from them on the lawn lies a dog on something white. I thought about newspapers. He is lying, wet. They approached the dog, the guy took that white fuck. It turned out to be very even normal thickness white in black strip, whole. Well, I thought he would shake her and take her with him, he said, well, she’s normal... And he took, completely covered the dog, licked her and went on!! I let go of tears (((

by Staenrey:
Two parallel lines
Living in the Euclidean World
They run to cross.
The Lobachevsky Secret

The labyrinth:
y1 = k1x1 + b1 - prime
and
y2 = k2x2 + b2 – Juliet?

News on the radio:
"Scientists advise to eat the earth"!!!!! to

The Belarusian scientists. Until I traveled...

I guessed the reason for the end of the world in 2012!!! to

In 2012 will be 1024 years from the year of baptism of Russi (988)

All... The place on the hard ends, we are formatted...

xxx: or we have the fashion straight, to tell that we live in the ass, the country is fucking, while tastefully choking under the feet, to throw out the bull there, and then even to pierce loudly, and look at everyone, the type of sho for the fools surround me...

The picture of last night forever crashed into my memory.
WOW: What is that?
Yesterday I went to the store for chips. There is a fairly tight road to the store. So here I go down, I mean, and I see as the hill rises in the hill killed in the hill seven, with which all the doors are opened and whisper from side to side, azky screams the trunk, the glasses are shaken, and behind the wheel is a Tajik and is called the left hand with non-ibic matches!
WOW :D

From Wikipedia:

Granite glass in the Soviet era was also an indispensable attribute of the process of drinking vodka. Since a bottle of vodka had a capacity of 500 ml, the glass, when drunk "for three", was filled exactly five-sixths.

Just about 5/6! Again in the eye! Here were people!