Son, come together, we are moving.
Where is Mom?
Matvijenko: To Moscow, son, to Moscow
Son, confusingly: Mom, you're not going to go all the way, I don't know where to put that money.
Matvijenko: don't worry, first in the penthouse we move, and then, you look and Dimka sits

News from Rambler

Vadim: ah, I think I sit where I would rest to travel - you can fly to Turkey now and not get rid of it.
Vadim: Well or accumulate more money and next year as a major in Sochi...

Tickets of the Luxury Class 100-200 t.p. To fly to Sochi for two hours, I lost the gift of speech.
YYY: Well, it’s for the gentlemen, they’re flying, they’re flying on our account.
YYY: You’ve never chewed – here you buy peaches. Peaches were purchased for, say, 20r kilograms. Sold for 80r. 60p - Profit of the sellers
Some of them go to cottage in the seats and menths.
Part goes to taxes. taxes to the state are, among other things, the payment of jeeps to officials, robberies and so on.
YYYYYYYYYY you actually, buying peaches - you pay a portion of that same ticket to sochi))
What a horror, I will never buy peaches again.

X: I hate people.
Who ask the same question a hundred times.
YYY: In principle, it could have stopped on the first phrase

We are going to rent the apartment, but I am alone afraid to look, so I will wait, maybe, his return, so it is not like in the store...

Buy it yourself, at your choice. They are like sardines.
“Dennis, I don’t eat sandwiches, you’ll eat them, don’t you care?
No matter what!! What’s so hard to buy???How are you going to live with me? You are going to cook!!! to
Okay okay, don’t scream. I’m going to get the beef...
No, I don’t like these...
And what then???O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O? to
I don’t care, take any!! to
>_<

to fuck!
The asphalt is placed on loops and rain receivers, but until it is frozen, it is scratched from them with blades. Road drivers with mine detectors are really dumb, but this is often the case in the road.

Asphalt 3r

b_z_a: Another stupid question about a stupid ritual. Why do magnets come from abroad?
Magnetics from abroad are travelling to build a ground-based ion gun that will destroy all of humanity.
I am joking. For now, we just put it on the refrigerators.

The son recently boasted as they were riding on a food truck. Importantly kidded and thought that yet Fiztech was no longer the one (he is where I am studying). I didn't tell how on the first class riding on the refrigerator from the fifth floor came...

Brushing with fusion. I have never used vibration. He accidentally pressed the button. When in the hand was swirled almost to the ear applied)

D> I want to rent an apartment with a young man. I would like to do without an agency. Price by agreement. Furniture and household equipment
H> is the young man yours or ours?

XXX: fucking so many plans for the summer... let at least the breasts grow)

If a man's friends say "sorry not to drink, not to drink, not to walk," it's not a funeral, it's a wedding.

I sit down, paint colored pieces and eat cherries.Mom enters and is upset: What do you eat with unwashed hands? Here I washed my hands in the medinstitutes even after the preparation of the corpses, although they are sterile, of formaline!

The fact that Daniel Craig was blue I only learned after his marriage to Rachel Weiss, when everyone cried out "Why? He is blue!and "

I have a wife teacher.How before sex I say with the student's voice: Svetlana Yurievna put me a COLL!!!! to
Both roast for 10 minutes. Sex did not work that time.

XX: I have a problem, my penis is afraid of condoms... I wear electricity, so the erection disappears.
UUU: Nico amazing, you would be packed in a plastic bag you would also be scared)

A (C)

Coming into the kitchen, the son is standing on the table, which is his chest. When it comes to sunrise, I don’t mind. It stretches to the microwave, a box of grandmother’s pills in his hands, and a bunch of cockroaches in his legs!

So many nightmares at the same time.! to

Now even the roads leading to the temple have long been paid.

The case in the route.
There is a grandfather near me, 80 years old. At the stop there is an old woman of the same age. Suddenly the grandfather cleverly grabs her and sits on his knees. The old woman begins to break out and shouts, “Let me go, let me go, shameless.” Finally, she turns around, looks at the old man, and joyfully, loudly exclaims: “Peta! I thought you were dead long ago! »

Marion in class:
Push the verb “voting.”
I vote, you vote, he votes, she votes, we vote, you vote.
You vote.
The wolf and “they”?
They wanted to fuck us!