The Anatolyb:
The Tolkienists are shit!
Here, Straustrup invented C++, so there were so many poetry, prose and fairy tales written on it.
and Mezomish:
How many anecdotes...

Hyblos: Let's be fair - most of the C++ is written hyblos.

Where did you see the naked people? Are your female breasts annoying? So in the West, feminists have long been fighting for the right of women to walk topless. By the way, I never understood why female breasts are nasty, and sweaty, hairy male breasts are the norm.

Hope dies last
Grandmother Nadia Horses?

Maturity is when the news that your girlfriend is pregnant brings joy, not a panic attack.

A woman, voluminous, talking on a cell phone: it wasn't me dropped, this is just my cheek on the button fell...

Taste is what a man feels when he eats anime.

The carpenter flew to him. on the third floor. You can think.
I live on the thirteenth. I go into the kitchen, sitting on the floor. Not 5 cm, but quite large. I took it carefully. I think once you get here, it won’t break. Throw it out of the balcony. So he opened his wings in a fraction of a second and flew on the 15th. So I think that: either the third floor for them is a cooling, or it is a game like that - it flies on the first, and the neighbors let it until the 16th, in turn.

YYY: A) How are you at all?
I recently decided to introduce my brother and sister. I invited you home for tea. First they were embarrassed, then they talked. I am pleased
xxx: I went to the kitchen, put the tea and make sweets.
I return - they are sitting behind my comp (which has recently broken) on some site, and discussing fees...
XXX: I ask what you are talking about. They turn to me with astonishment, at the same time they say - you, women, do not understand, then they look at each other, laugh sweetly and continue their conversation.

Rei: viiiiiii, I have a hollow wai-faaaai on the balcony!))
Rei: Something tells me I will hate this winter...

The cat loves the cat, the bird loves the spider, the sky loves the sun, and I love to eat.

From Habr.

YYY: What did you want to hear from the accountant? and :)

Zzzz: This is probably:
I checked with the most recent signatures, the result was negative, but the doubts in my soul were so deep that I decided to analyze the disassembled code. The result dropped me into disappointment and I invited you to share with you my modest opinion about this ambiguous creation of a programmer genius.

If my accountant had answered that, I would probably have resigned ;)

by Mykola!! to
The show!
Have you heard the Android calls?! to
Well how?
and Andrew-Yu Shaa!
I would kill...
and f4ber

xxx: Do you know how an old Jew feels in line when he is the last?
XXX is unnatural.

YYY: And I decided to put my tattoo on my hand.
XXX What?
YYY: Well, the man’s face is so steep that they often wear on the shirts.
XXX: In the beret, what?
YYY: Well yes! And a bit of hair from under the beret comes out - an upset musician!
The fool is Ernesto Che Guevara!

Dear citizen!

"Given the popularity of BOR, there is almost a 100% probability that someone
The present is the future president.
of Russia.
So here.
Walk out of the BOR, szuco, and march to study, work, or what else you do there. Because of your
today’s lazy years through 20-30-40 country
It can be overwhelmed."

I fear the country will get angry before I get my job. I share your outrage, but I have to remind you that both my predecessors and I are at best half a matter. All destruction begins in the heads, in the people, and if there are lazy people and saboteurs around, I can do little. Do not be inert, and do not expect that suddenly a good wizard will fly and do everything right at once. A country’s prosperity is the daily hard work of millions, not the stroke of a magic rod.

With respect,
your future president.

The whole family has been on vacation since August 1. My mother works the second day at the request of clients, and I work the second day at the request of colleagues. Never stay home on vacation, well, or turn off your phones and never open the door to anyone!! to

I asked my wife to bring a snack with a beer.
After 10 minutes of strange sounds from the kitchen got hot cupcakes with oatmeal...

I eat soup. I am on a laurel list.
You have a letter :)
This is SPAM :(

Then newborns began to be given such exotic names, such as, for example, Vapunal, which means "Vladimir Putin - our leader".

To me alone it seems that "In the lap - nail" sounds pretty ambiguous?

It is known that about a quarter of Microsoft programmers are autistic.

What do you understand, idiots? Autism is a syndrome manifested in closure and lack of desire to communicate. At the same time, in the vast majority of cases, the intelligence of people with autism is significantly higher than that of normal people.
So is. Teaching the match!