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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49224
 22.06.2011
Status in contact:
So why...? Why Do Philosophers Need Economics?

Commentary :
Well judging by "Economics" - Philologists you crazy... Maybe something will work out with the economy...

by Fugu Fish

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №49223
 22.06.2011
Yyy: Daddy is burning)))
XXX: What is it?
YYY: I came home, everyone is sleeping. When I go to the kitchen, he drinks sleeping water.
I said, I had a nightmare.
Which?
-I came to Irkutsk on a tank.. and I had him at the station 2 alkasha spied.. and I had a few bags of salt there.. I was chasing them, and they were hiding with him somewhere.. well how can you hide with the tank...? I woke up and there was no tank.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №49222
 22.06.2011
<Ravox> pzds
<Ravox> for the sake of the director's versions of the Lord of the Rings in HD wipe out all porn on the computer
<Ravox> Who am I after that?
<El_Pasador> Elf of the 80th level

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49221
 22.06.2011
She said I’m cute =)
YYY: Again on the liars pulled?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49220
 22.06.2011
Fuck me, I am a man.
[22:46:45] Maria: I sit in cowards, I drink beer with whiskey, I listen to lymp biscuit...
[22:47:23] Yuri: in female trousers alcohol-free beer
Yuri: You are not a man.
Yuri: You are a kind of pidaras.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49219
 22.06.2011
Every year, about 4,000 people are damaged by tea bags.
I will try to introduce
Yes, you’ll get it, yes
You put it in a bowl, yes.
Brandon Heat: and he has you so HU*K from the windshield in the breath

[ + 80 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49218
 22.06.2011
The medusa Tripedalia cystophora has no brain, but has an impressive optical apparatus – a total of 24 eyes.
The comments:
Why does it have eyes if it has no brain?
YYY: Brainless to look back.
ZZZ: It’s stupid on the sides.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №49217
 22.06.2011
We will be three developers.
xxx:1 experienced and two of us
yyy: preferably 1 experienced and 2 experimental

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №49216
 22.06.2011
I set up and install Windows, Linux. I install packages of software=) I work for ebu=)
Tag: for food
I agree with you too XD

c) FiZiKiZb

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49215
 22.06.2011
Zzz: Yesterday I broke the worm.
zzz:driving through the semi-empty parking lot of the supermarket, saw in front of it a small wreck of sand and garbage, 2 meters in diameter...And instead of riding around, cynically scattered it.
Zzzz: I am still worried.
Zzzz: It was very small =(

Nera

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №49214
 22.06.2011
tw2fan: what was killed in Russia before?
Quasome and Mongol Tatars

[ + 120 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49213
 22.06.2011
I urgently need a girlfriend.
so that she can come to me.
Eat a cake, pellet or coconut, roll with me on the balcony, discuss my girlfriends, my boys.
so that I can always honestly tell her whether it is worth losing weight or not. To give good advice.
so that you can make a whiskey with collie with it, and then do all kinds of nonsense.
And then take and marry her, and live long and happy.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №49212
 22.06.2011
She: Lovely I want free relationships
I agree I love you =*
It is true! ?! to
You are a free fool!!! to

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №49211
 22.06.2011
Question: How to use Mr. Proper to be fun?

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49210
 22.06.2011
I generally love animals. Someone loves cats there, or dogs, and I love them all without a difference. I just don’t like people. I am tired, the fool. They wear and run, they are aggressive.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №49209
 22.06.2011
The question to Chuvak, whom the girl drank with beer, catalyzed, paid everywhere by SAMA, who thought: “Where did they fuck me?”

Did you not get your house?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49208
 22.06.2011
Dialogue in bed:
You don’t react to a kiss, I don’t know what to do anymore.
- Take off your shorts and run with the screams "Ya crude"
Will it awaken you?? to
No, but at least fun.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49207
 22.06.2011
I am hard to kill, easy to kill, and impossible to kill.

The Schrödinger cat.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49206
 22.06.2011
The xxx:
Ivan was bathing today.

YYYY :
And how? He liked it?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №49205
 22.06.2011
Announcement: Club of sexually concerned lazy people will buy oxen" (SS)

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