Topic on the forum " How to choose the right Vantage?"

The choice of Vantage is not easy. Only men are allowed. As the saying goes, a real man should build a toilet, bring a newspaper and choose a vandus. As they say, my toilet is my fortress. Therefore, it is necessary to provide yourself with everything necessary in case of a long stay in it.
Vantus mostly consists of the alloy of wood with rubber - a wooden pen, and the working part - rubber. Vantus should be chosen so that it is as if it is a continuation of your hand. Take Vantus in your hands and make a series of step-by-step movements. You should not feel any discomfort or weight. It is not you who chooses VANTUS, but VANTUS who chooses you. Walk a few times past the stand with the vantaxes and you will feel like one of them is literally attracting you. Catch him immediately and run to the box.

Allei: came to people X: the beginning. Well, what can I say... I’t be playing chess with a telepath instead of Magneto.

Other news (not even commenting):

The listener of the Echo of Moscow radio station recorded his cat in the People's Front, and already received a notification that the cat was accepted - the program "Interception", Sergey Buntman.

How did you get into the avatar?
I didn’t take this scanner.
I was just a spider, I have good friends.

From the Cat Forum:
It calms the cat very easily. When he gets angry, moves around the apartment, furiously swinging his ears and biting everything he gets on his way, then I take him and calmly start pumping the muscles of the cat, raising up and down. The unintelligent and incomprehensible face of the cat should not pay attention. After ten minutes, a calm Koshara in shock, thinking about what is going on, goes to sleep.

19:23:06 Destroid: Dad knows that I love spicy food. Says, "Low chili pepper to eat with seeds?". The answer is "not bad". I have eaten, everything is okay.
01:29:46 Destroid: Going to the toilet
01:30:08 Destroid: Understood the meaning of the phrase "Ass on fire".. :(

Kiso: Bleiat, explain me how 30g of candy is converted into 1kg of fat?

Lady_Ulairi: *convinced* To make an eternal engine, you need a spark!
To make an eternal engine, it takes an eternal spark :)

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The worst thing is when your cat copies what’s on the package with its food. And so you get up from the dirt, you open the garbage bowl, and there the cat so eaten overflowes.

I sit and play a compass. Mother enters the room.
Q: Do you play or do you play?
I: I am playing
Why don’t you even clean the bed?
I: In the sense?
In other words, we don’t even have bread at home.

Do you know...
...that the bandage on the eye of a pirate does not mean that he is a single-eyed? During the debarking of the enemy in battle, it was necessary to descend into the interior of the ship. And there was no electric lighting at the time, and there was a constant shadow. And if you fall abruptly into the darkness from bright light, you will be helpless for a while. Therefore, they closed one eye with a bandage, and changed its position before descending into the trum.
by Homa.

Nothing so works on the nerves as the irreconcilability of a person who you unsuccessfully try to get out of yourself.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Prime Minister Nikolai Azarov threatens to dismiss the head of state
Hydrometeorological center of Nikolai Kudybidou, if in the near future in the Kiev region will not rain

According to the head of the government, the future of crops directly depends on the weather. Responsible for the right climate, the prime minister publicly appointed the head
Hydrometeorological center, reports TSN.

Last year was a normal drought. This year in the Kiev region
There has been no rain for a month. Well, we will hear the head of the hydrometeorological service here, if the rain does not give - we will remove from work and appoint a new one.
The Azarov said.

The country’s main meteorologist did not slow down with the reaction. Hearing the threats,
Nikolai Kulbida promised on the current weekend rains and places of rains with thunderstorms and squalls.

Recall, last year during the abnormal heat in August, President Viktor Yanukovych shouted on the synoptics. He asked the head of the Ukrainian hydrometeorological center what his department is doing to make the heat in Ukraine sleep.
http://www.bagnet.org/news/summaries/ukraine/2011-06-11/135451

It’s time to lose weight is when you bought the engagement ring and it just got you.

He: Of course, natural selection continues to work for humanity. Men still choose beautiful women and women choose smart men.
I: But since according to the Law of Show, children inherit the beauty of the father and the mind of the mother the balance in each generation is restored.

I'm out on the street, I'll be out later
YYY: Where are you? Day of Russia: X

"and a catch with a soft sign at the end"
Hi the girl Glagol.

You don’t need to offend me, I’m a vulnerable girl, almost in tears... and then with crying eyes it’s so hard to understand who you’re hitting with your shoulder.

XXX: How to spend time? Fuck the twins! Release the Devil 3!! to
YYY: Shortening time...I went to the army, for example...