Yandex News: Putin was riding Medvedev’s bicycle.
Bears on a bicycle.

I don’t know the password :(
I don’t see the orientation :(
I am a tomato!

You can look at some stones for a long time.
Outside the rock is a rock, and to cut and polish is such a beauty.
I had such a gift from a geologist, I still don't understand how you can guess what is inside.
I have a wife like that.

It is very unfortunate that everyone who knows how to govern a country is constantly busy writing different hiny on the forums.© Fire

A friend told me today how her mother burned her. My father went to the store and left his cell phone at home. Mom decided after a while to pick him up and rush home. He calls, and of course, Daddy’s phone is ringing next door. On the screen, which is logical, the mother’s name "Tanya" is illuminated. My mother says literally the following:
What else is Tania?! to
A friend laughing:
So you answer! Who is it, ask me.

Contact made so that you can choose which friends from the list others will see or not see.
where this function was 4 girls ago (((

xxx (girl): - shit, scraping exams.. literature studies, linguistics, lexicology.. I do not want to study! I will be a prostitute.
YYY: Do you think it’s so simple? You also have to take your exams there.
XXX: What are these?
YYY: Well, can you, for example, take a bill with your buttocks and hold it?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I have not tried, and I will not.
Yyy-hehe, as far as I know you, you’ll come home now and try it.
You don’t know me well. I have no bills now.

With Laura:
xxx: <...> P.S. Have you ever seen the main guitar on Google?

YYY: I feel like this will be the first time a guitar becomes bad.

Title on Yandex: "Putin drove Medvedev’s bicycle".
And then he took off a sink and a nuclear suitcase.

In Ukrainian "coffee" - "coffee".
There is a Jewish organization in Odessa.
"Courtesy " I don’t know what this means, but when I go by – a hot desire to buy a neighboring room and hang an identical colour stamp, only with the text "Chaible"

It is about a mega-ship. A wild valve, weighing 5 tons, broke. They show a guy who stands on the background of the valve and says - we spent an entire hour looking for the valve fault, and now it is clear that the thing is bad. And in the back is a valve the size of a car, in which, a frog, a crack of one and a half meters in length and a width of 3 centimeters.
Probably I don’t understand something about finding defects in the valves...

XXX is
Didn't any hurt come from me?
YYYY
not
XXX is
Spam for example?
YYYY
electricity good offers on earnings and body for one night)
YYYY
Thanks to KST)

discussion of the video where KAMAZ accidentally hits and runs the city lighting matcha:

Yes, it looks good on YouTube. Only there, of course, wires in insulation, and not at all high-voltage. You can’t get rid of the cabbage ;)

Anton, well you don’t fall, regardless of how you dislodge it and whether it will be loaded. A 15-ton car at a speed of 80 km will not shake?

Albert, do you accidentally melt uranium pieces in mercury in the evenings?)))

The most beautiful girl in the United States in 2010 was proclaimed 24-year-old Roma Fakih from the state of Michigan.
I feel that she won, only thanks to the voices of the Russian-speaking part of America.

YYY: I have a kindergarten in front of the balcony...there children love to play exorcists in the morning.

The xxx :
Is it how?)

YYY :
These are wild cries, as if demons are being driven out.

The locals are attacked by romance - they feed the pigeons:
Huli Huli Huli

E-V-S: I woke up early in the morning after yesterday’s drunkenness and went to work. On the work yesterday brought a new system on the Core i3, this morning decided to launch it first thing. When I saw the BIOS on the monitor in Russian, I thought it was yesterday's beer, it turned out that the localization came to him.

Have you tried to catch a fly with a vacuum cleaner?? to

I saw such a beautiful girl in the subway today. In a short open dress. The feet and chest.
I caught myself on the fact that for three minutes I was staring at a bottle of cola in her hands.

The more holes in a kilogram of cheese, the more a kilogram of cheese looks!