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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №148185
 15.01.2018
Come back quickly! I will forgive now.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148184
 15.01.2018
News from January 5
Stephen Hawking accused of sexual harassment

Stephen Hawking is a 75-year-old world-renowned scientist-physicist, the world's largest specialist on the arrangement of the universe, not getting up from a wheelchair for almost 50 years.

FOX News that Black Lives Matter activist Sally Stevenson accused scientist Stephen Hawking of sexual harassment.

She wrote on her Facebook page that she sent Hawking an email asking him to donate $500,000 to protect the rights of the LGBT community and national minorities. Hawking rejected it, saying that the study of "black holes" needs more funding than the social issues that many public, public and private organizations in the United States are already dealing with.

“But we all know very well what sort of black holes this dirty paddock wants to study,” Sullivan wrote.

One comment on the news:
It is not the bottom. Not a day...
This Abyss

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №148183
 15.01.2018
The sexologist:
The Doctor! I am gay...
The doctor looks at the "United Russia" icon on the pattern of the patient's jacket and says:
“No, dear, you’re not gay... You’re much worse off.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №148182
 15.01.2018
If you occasionally do something and face the misunderstanding of other women, then you can still go away "that they are zombies with brainwashed, what to take from them", but when you face this really often, you begin to see that this is a system and it is impossible to declare the zombies of almost all surrounding women. Otherwise there will be a movement for the rights of zombies :)))

God why not? The first step in the movement for someone’s rights is to convince those people that they should have those rights! In the industrialized power of the 21st century, not all women know that they cannot be beaten at all. How to work "and then to another uideot".

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148181
 15.01.2018
No, I’m not a white man at all... frankly, I’m lazy and don’t consider myself a good housewife. I have an unattainable ideal – my friend. She is yes! Cooking cocktails or teftels with antagonists, no purchased peelings, only hands of personally made farce. Every week she washes the windows, removes all the cabinets and cabinets, washes the legs at the tables and chairs, dusts and washes the floors every day, and how she hangs the underwear!!! By color, length and density of the fabric is selected. Her dishes are always shining and whispering on the touch...and the preparations!?50 kg of fermented cabbage, twisted until 5 am - the norm of life. She has two sons, sometimes I wonder with horror, where will she find a bride to also, or at least approximately, lead the house!?!? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №148180
 15.01.2018
Who can explain:

No one accuses women of serving men. However, the army discriminates against men. This is compulsion, you know? Especially by gender.

Why have I never heard men fight against the army for their rights? Women want equal rights - there are appropriate organizations, they are fighting for the adoption of appropriate laws (for example, that parental leave can be taken by both parents). Where is the movement against the army? There is a committee of soldier mothers – and again women are fighting, now for their sons.
Men complaining to a woman about the injustice of the army - what do you want? Let her take a transparant and go to the Kremlin to fight for your rights?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148179
 15.01.2018
The movie was recently. There is some wealthy man on the go, that you have to get married, says an elderly housewife, saying, here you and I marry. She answers that he will not go for him - now he pays her five thousand for cleaning, and his wife will not pay them for the same cleaning.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №148178
 15.01.2018
She has two sons, sometimes I wonder with horror, where will she find a bride to also, or at least approximately, lead the house!?!? to

I am married to a son of such a mother. First, he took me away from my mother. And now I’m happy that I don’t get rid of his demands to help the general every week, and then I don’t cry that he doesn’t value my care. Home preservation is generally prohibited, I barely dropped 15 liters of cucumbers per year))
And we always do homework together and share it fairly. This is why I am a mother-in-law and I love it.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148177
 15.01.2018
I think it all goes to the fact that after a while men will get tired of all this nonsense about feminism and will just create sex robots with the function of grinding-wash-talk. And on the other side of these babies.)

And even easier for us, the male replacement - the vibrator has already been invented.
Washing, cooking and cooking I know.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №148176
 15.01.2018
I wonder if I can’t charge the cushion for tomorrow. I thought and did not stop.
It took everything, maybe two hours. Paul didn’t wash, that’s the key difference!
so why wash it, it's clean, relatively - rumba rides there and there

The main difference is that you don’t have a husband.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148175
 15.01.2018
I am standing at the stop, two women are talking. The other: "I thought winter at home I would sit, in the spring I would go to work, I would drive cold, I hate winter!" and the second: "Why didn't I quit?" - "Well, you will die, you will die, and no pleasure, and most importantly, how much don't worry - it is not noticeable! I’d rather work in Vietnam for myself..."

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №148174
 14.01.2018
# load

And why are men so actively challenging this all?
Do they really not see how much a woman is pulling on her, or is it just beneficial to deny it?
I don’t believe that 80% of the blind are selfish, but observations show that.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148173
 14.01.2018
I received a letter from a colleague:
"Dear xxxxx! Did I not lend you a book "The Secrets of Excellent Memory"? I can’t remember who took it from me to read it."

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №148172
 14.01.2018
Three ha-ha The Sunday. My husband and I are on holiday. I woke up not so early, at 9:30 a.m., I cut and soaked the butter, then my husband went for breakfast. I washed the floors, cleaned the cats. My husband smokes and reads in the kitchen and drinks coffee. I took off the dried underwear, folded it, dissolved it in the closets, prepared what to smooth for tomorrow. She made a simple salad: tomatoes, cucumbers, Beijing cabbage and olives. The husband sat behind the compass, asking for lunch. Eating a salad. I washed the pot. She cleaned the potatoes, burned the potatoes, put out the potatoes. Remove the tree and toys. I realized that my husband's button was broken, I need to shake. Wash his gloves. She wore and wrapped a plate. She bite. I read the book, 20 pages. Dinner and washing dishes. My husband took the rubbish. It turns out in the dry rest - I turned all day, rested for two hours, and my husband worked for 15 minutes and rested all day. I like to go to work. I am not so tired there. And they pay for her. Yes, the child is an adult. Even if I didn’t walk with him or feed him, or else I would go crazy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №148171
 14.01.2018
Oh, this magical woman from the initial quote. And she went to work and when her husband came from work, she had time to wash the kitchen. I would have taken her from her husband, or even simply not to find equal rights.

Oh man, look around. Take the first and take the first. I doubt that there is at least one crap in your surroundings.
There is the impression that such concepts as shift work, freelance, part-time work in the decree in your world does not exist. And yes, the woman in the decree to care for the baby, and not for the old man, works her content on the night feeding.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №148170
 14.01.2018
The first commandment of the parasite: bite the bite, but so as not to cause excessive pain.

As Leonid Sergeev sang in the "Song of domestic animals",

The blood of people.
You can drink indefinitely.
But with a smile,
Warm and hearty.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148169
 14.01.2018
xxx> I dropped the refrigerator
xxx> Blowing up
xxx> How are you doing?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148168
 14.01.2018
The Neradence: Oh. I went to the ECG for hospitalization today.
Neradence: I’m sitting on the decryption, aunt what’s measuring there, writes. Then he asks, said, and you were already with us, what.
was was. Three weeks ago.
“Oh,” said the aunt, “that’s what I see, the cardiogram is so familiar.
Neradence: It’s honest that I’m recognized by the cardiogram – something new in my practice.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148167
 14.01.2018
In general, all these statements about the wives of the deceased women remind me very much of the old joke as the pop hired a maid. What kind of...
And what she does is, well, got up early all breakfast prepared and rested, dishes washed and rested, children in the kindergarten school taken and rested, machine hard loaded and rested, for the foods went down and rested, came laundry unloaded, things dry up hanged and rested, beds shot, floor grind washed and rested, food prepared and rested, husband from work tired came, and she fed all, laundry washed and again sits laundry smoothed and rested. In general, she only worries and does what she is resting. Is it so difficult to do lessons with the children, wash the bath after all, collect your husband's lunch for work? It does not work in the mine.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148166
 14.01.2018
Cold here

>> It is too busy.

How long do I have to put my powder on? Tired of...

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