My sister Lida once lived in the U.S. and told me that once friends in the U.S. asked her what her second name was. She explained to them that in Russia there are no second names, but there are ancestry by father and gave an example on herself - I said Lydia Georgievna. The Americans liked it very much and since then they called her Lydia George.

From the toy shop blog:
A woman with a son arrives. He wanted the Chakra and the Zombie Monkey. The "monkey" box is a precise tomb for the cat in shape and color. My mother is scared and refuses to play. They look at the Chakal - and there are 18+ on the box (because the game mentions rum - but, a thousand devils! - Rum was used to prevent water from getting damaged in the long transition, so this is a historical truth!). and panic. Alcohol in the game. The boy, crying, left us with “The Wizard of the Emerald City.” Everything is beautiful and positive.

Now a village boy from Altai can go to study at the MGU? It came from our class.

I do not know how the villager from Altai, and the villager from the Magadan region - did. Not that right now, 7 years ago, he was already out of school - but not at all in Soviet times. And believe it, without any money and bribery. By the way, in the USSR the competition was in the MSU greater.

You lied to the USSR when you couldn’t live there. Now a village boy from Altai can go to study at the MGU? It came from our class. And I did not think where to live and what to eat, the scholarship allowed me not to starve. Going to work, you were offered a basement, a pioneering camp for children, a trip to a sanatorium on need? And it will never be again. How will there be no preventive medicine, medical examination (not in that ugly bite as it is now rotten), cultural houses with circles, free sports sections...You, the current 30-year-old, can generally imagine open entrances, the key to the door under the carpet, windows without bars, courtyards without bars and fencing? Children aged 3-4 years who walk without a guard. People are not afraid to live. And that feeling will never be again. You are all talking about the sausage.

It is free Soviet medicine. of 1976. At a professional examination, the endocrinologist was interested in our grandmother, then a young woman. The grandmother said that she knows about the goose, but lately it has become smaller and nothing worries her. The endocrinologist sent her postcards, invited to the meeting 6 times. And when she wrote on top with red ink, "How are you not ashamed!" - the grandmother was ashamed and she went. Immediately after receiving her, the endocrinologist sent her for surgery. He caught cancer at the last moment. My grandmother is still alive, God give her health!
by p.s And now you can imagine the situation that the doctor would run after you like this? And in general, just reminded me that it was time to appear?

xxx: Per, in addition, my skies are long for me (at least that’s what cyclists told me last summer).

On the packaging with cat food is written: "For cats with special food preferences". In Bulgarian it is the same, but much shorter: "Capricorn appetite".

XXX: I am in vain. There was a case last week. I sleep calmly, and suddenly I wake up from a loud curtain. Immediately I realized that it was me.
XXX: The door knocks on the back. I lie down and I am upset: "Shit, how uncomfortable, and the man was weakly nervous."
XXX: In the morning he, of course, did not hold back: "You so sweetly snorted at night, and then broke and silenced." He went to the kitchen! I didn’t want to wake up, you see.
XXX: I can still be red now.

Jen006: The second-class son had a quarrel with a friend. They haven’t spoken for a couple of weeks, they’ve been sending SMS. The peak of the confrontation was the son’s SMS: "ha-ha, I put your review on YouTube dislike! You are!"
At their age, we were in the yard. Oh, the times and the morals!

I don’t understand how you can get second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.
The ammunition is 6.
zzz: No one cancelled the stick attacks, soldiers!

What can be free medicine for everyone is not so bad.

Yes it is so. Only in practice such free medicine turns into the fact that someone votes to ban the adoption of sick children by foreigners, and then this person goes to be treated abroad. Yes, for money, not for free medicine.

<Mr. Chpock> To the word about the quality of shoes. On the third day, after walking through the snowy city, I, climbing the stairs, stripped the remains of my feet from my shoes.

P – Pedagogy

...to teach a child the difference between "I want" and "I need". Otherwise problems arise afterwards. For example: "I want my grandmother at the next table. I need me. I need to work."
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There is no “need” in the world. And it is necessary to teach the fact that every desire rests on some "need", and nothing more. And as you understand things beyond your nose, develop that connection.
I want to walk, but I want to eat more.
I want that drunk girl out, but I want to walk freely more.
Then you understand that you do not clean up in the room, but you want to sit clean and not sneeze from dust.
That you do not grow potatoes in the country in the sweat of your face, but you just want it, and you do not need to attract those who have other hobbies.
That you want a car, and as you throw all the people behind it "need", you don't want it.
You do not have to invent a higher force called “need” (unless, of course, you do not want to invent it; but in this case, as with the rest of the hoodies, pretend what you pay for).

Trade about fish:
Mankuzo: If you don’t look at the head, you’re a normal fish.
maxnicol: I and people know a lot of such: normal - if you do not pay attention to the head.

The bad day? I made coffee in the morning. Hand-smelted, cooked, poured into a bowl and poured into a dishwasher, washed the bowl and turka, put it in the closet, got the milk jelly from the refrigerator and the table of the village and fixed-where coffee.

user review about the game: "bla-bla-bla, cool game, bla-bla-bla, the author is great! thank you! Blessed and Blessed"
The author’s response: I’m not great. I am at least a motorcycle.

For the arbitrary departure from grandfather and grandmother, the court sentenced Kolobk to a year of correctional work in bowling.

Trap of hands

A colleague told her how her wallet was pulled out of her bag.
“I go,” he says, “to the subway car through a dense stream of passengers coming out of it. The daughter – she was already an adult at the time – was a little behind. I sat down on a free spot, as Nastya cried out from the door of the car, waving my wallet - Mommy! When will you stop walking with your bag open?! to
It turns out, when I was entering the car, a meeting woman skillfully pulled out of my bag a wallet. Nadia walked a little behind me and saw it. Without stopping, she took the wallet out of the thief’s hand.

Holop comes to the baron and says:
Barin, the holops are tired of beating and beating. We will hold a rally against you. You agree?

The whole class voted to prove that Stirlitz danced at the ball with Natasha Rostova. The minority headed by the teacher is ashamed.