To think of yourself as a bald monkey, and to see the meaning of life as sleeping, eating, and dying, is, of course, a dignity. Do not ruin him. will not succeed. You will not fall out of the hole.

To worship a fictional creature that no one has ever seen, to observe some foolish rules such as circumcision, periodic fatigue by hunger, to constantly limit your freedom and impose these restrictions on others, to ruin your own health, to blow up the subway - this is, of course, just wonderful, this is the meaning of life and this is what you must strive for, it is reasonable, logical, and everything else is meaningless. It is also necessary to water the shit of those who worship not your whore, but their own. And in order to something, you don’t have to do anything at all, you just have to do a couple of rituals and spaghetti in space will give you it. You do everything right.

I have not been with my grandmother for a long time. I look for something on the internet and here it starts to brake.(x to I)
X: Slow Slow Internet
Don’t worry, they may have a good lunch.
= = )

X: Well what, as celebrated the new year, unforgettable?
YYY: Unforgettable

Shop at the box office:
– Running
Where to run?
Give away

See also: Penguin
See also: Linux
and Ubuntu.
See also: Gento
The fucking fuck.
Wow... I don’t know such an OSI.
I thought we were in an association.
See also :DDD

The modern man is like a cactus: not sympathetic and always near the computer (Matthew STR®)

From the hub discuss the non-breakable glass Gorilla glass 2.

11 Do you watch TV? Is your team playing badly? Stop throwing a bottle into the TV!
Now without consequences!

A bottle of Gorilla Glass?

And the fragments do not need to be cleaned, and the TV is fine, and the nerves are fine :)

444: And the airmen no longer feel so badly.

Emergency doctor with 50 years of experience (on lectures, facial expression - monstrously calm):
"If you are lucky, and you will see an open fracture of the chest..."
"... and the driver of the killing takes off half the heads. We come - and he is already brainwashing with rain, what can we do here?"
Come home and pull your grandmother, well or grandfather, by the hand – do you hear the scream?
A lot of girls then long drowned after such lectures.

<[sky]snob> and inaccessible smart - will die old virgins surrounded by a bunch of cats?
<[PEER]Dyxa> [sky]snob: By the way, how is your cat?
<[sky]snob> [PEER]Dyxa: thank you, well

Discussion of the old horrorist, which was watched as a child: "...I remember, I remember, how to remember, almost scared... or scared... I don’t remember this..."

Now my parents believe in the ability of extrasensors, in the existence of ghosts, and in the end of the world.
Thanks TNT for this!!! to

The cat’s name is Heroin. They wanted to call him a hero, but then decided to stick. In short, once the husband of the family was going to work, came out of the entrance, looked around and saw that the cat was locked on the balcony (3th floor). The chicken was there for dinner. Well, he and shouted to his wife in the window "Lena!! Heroin on the balcony!!"... well and the suspicious eyes of passers and the whistle of the wife as a consequence :DD

We do not throw away the small remnants of soap, we collect them and then cook one big one.
YYY: Oh yeah, it is clear. Hi Uncle Isis.
I don’t have Uncle Isis.
Yyy: People like you always have an uncle Izza.

If Voldemort had made his last cruise with a Nokia 3310, he would have won.

I was always surprised by the inscription “Don’t throw toilet paper into the toilet.” Why is it called a toilet? But many remembered and always throw papers into the garbage.
In this regard, the trip to some cities of Europe was fun - in many places in public toilets the inscription IN RUSSIAN: "Use toilet paper in junk!".

And in general, yesterday we arranged a gen-type cleaning (although in fact we disassembled only two cabinets) and brought out one very important but very late thought. The people! Choose your hobbies carefully and try not to exceed one or two! Then you won’t have to think like I convulsively where to seize shields, swords, bracelets, elephant dresses, stickman jackets, pistols, lightseebers, parts of cosplay costumes, figures (figures, fuck! They are everywhere, shit!Books, comics, bags with anime, dolls and other burda that will soon survive from the house of ourselves. And that’s all for just three years of living together. What will be terrible to imagine.

Wild Listening to A. Novikov – Let You Drink Out by Others d(0_0)b
<bones©> soundtrack to the dawn?
<bones©> but the complaint song of the store blue?

I decided to burn cakes with pasta. He threw the cakes on the bowl, put water. And I sat down to clean the potatoes.. in 20 minutes I realized that somewhere I was fucking..

XXX with Christmas, by the way
There is no God, fool.
XXX is Christmas)

If you are not the one at the top, it does not mean you are the one at the bottom.
Maybe you are the one who looks at it all from the side and thinks "what fools built the pyramid here?"