NaKocTb
Are you crying? )
4e6y
No is. I am at your door now.
4e6y
Put on a pen?
NaKocTb
You joke to somebody else... run away from there...
NaKocTb
I have no pen.

"I read in one English. In a popular science book such a fairy tale as an American professor gave his postgraduate Chinese student this topic for a dissertation: to find out why the Chinese appear to Europeans on one face. After two years of thorough research, a postgraduate student wrapped up a bunch of statistics and concluded: Chinese appear to be Europeans on one face because they are actually on one face.

XXX is peach. The fireplaces. I lay for seven to eight days.
YYY: Then I go to work.

The neighbor in the room is now sitting in the shelter setting the system. She asks him, "How are you named?"" He doesn't think long, so sadly: "Mom says I'm a duck."

At the request of "Jack Sparrow", Google must issue:
"You may have meant Captain Jack Sparrow".
It would be cool)

The mountains of hell.
He: There is the turn.

From the Cat Forum:

And in general, the raw neck is, first of all, delicious, and secondly, very similar to a mouse, and it can be dragged in the teeth, ripped on everyone, killed with a lap of prey, crushed in dried dust and then hungry eaten.

HH: How about yourself?
WOW slowly. Everything is fixed.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: I had a big scandal at home yesterday.Katy's mom got stuck and told mine that she saw me buy a pregnancy test. All in all, all quieted after I even promised to go with my mother to DoHtor to confirm that I didn’t fly.
Oh yeah yeah...
WOW: I didn’t tell them just two things: 1. the test I bought for the catch and 2. he showed 2 strips =)

My husband was hungry for two days. On the third day he found food on the plate and, without moving from the bowl, came to eat in the hall, carefully lighting in front of the eyes of his daughter. He says:
There are very positive, sweet moments in her life. She should remember how Dad eats.

Well, how to understand the phrase of the ancestors "without us no one leads home!"...they want to see or participate?

Today in the dressing room after training and soul,
There are two large men who talk:
First: (with a complaint voice) you imagine, I forgot my favorite dish at work, even I don't know what I'm going to do in pn : ((
Do you have any other bags?
This is my favorite flower :)

If you turn your pants out, you can put your cock in your pocket!
YYY: Judging by my salary, I have been wearing pants all the time – I put my hand in my pocket, and there – fucking!

But we were taught at the military school at one time that a soldier, having fallen into the epicenter of a nuclear explosion, must turn into a radioactive cloud and, moving toward the enemy, hit it.

from the military committee sent to a neurologist, it is necessary to do röntgen, in our hospital it does not work, so sent to another with a direction, where they are just taking recruits. It tells me that we cannot accept, because it is not in the place of residence and they do not have any difference that I am a recruiter, only pay, the cost go find out in the box office. I come to the box, they say that such an X-ray is not paid, only for free for recruits. Is there anything in Russia where there is no such thing?

Why does the feeling of deja vu arise?
This is a sew/load.
... Fuck it! Exactly!! to

Q: So you are like on the light side, and at the same time you eat cookies?? to

The RIA News:
Schoolchildren near Voronezh, playing in the tranche, found human remains and
With the help of an anatomy textbook, a skeleton was made. This is who will surely pass the EGE on biology!

XXX: Even how sad it is to become religious people. They have to argue without relying on evidence, and boldly justifying millennia of crashes.
The atheist has only one problem. There are millions of fools who must burn in hell, but there is no hell.

Status of Agent:
A woman should be like ice cream, white, sweet and melt in her hands, and a man should be like coffee: strong, hot and unable to fall asleep.
The comment:
And the black??? O_O

The blue! How did I go on course 3 with this theory of time... Prepod was over us all the time:
You don’t need this naphygm, even if you go into the past and kill me, then you change the future and don’t go into the past to kill me, and I’ll stay alive and I’ll put in your stimulus and you won’t do the nifiga to me! The exam must be passed!