Marisa: Good morning Are you evil?
Olka: the morning stone of the front "hello" said...
Tagged: oooo
Olka: Goat, could have greeted you from the place...

Mail.ru has replied to:
Ask guys, please tell me, why do you watch porn?
Answer what? And suddenly, in the background, a gorilla will pass, or green humans will run around the room...I am always waiting for them. Or the main heroine among the movie will say-love, give a whistle! More vocals can be taught. A, O, W, Y, E, Y... I learned German from my friend. The Fantastic! and Ferstein! Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! A familiar one has chosen the interior in the bathroom, the kitchen is furnished... There are still fun movie clips! Only it is not always clear where the microphone in the frame got, where the requisite, and where the person

From Someone's Blog

I go to the toilet and I hear a loud voice from the cabin:
“Mash, you know, I ate ridges and drank with milk! And I ate all day, cracked like an idiot!
There was a complete feeling that the woman was talking to her ass, and trying to apologize.

I realized that it was time to clean up on my desk when I found kg behind the laptop's cover. The Sugar

Yesterday I saw how on the 9th floor house they take a boolean poster of Medvedev and hang the same thing with Putin.
WOW: They are hinting ?

answered

ynestulya: entered a consulting firm, in their office lives a speaking poppy, a big one. The spider regularly pronounces the phrases "dotha", "beer" and "double kil". I have no doubts about their professionalism.

"Ownage!" Did the pope not speak? If not - fall from there, they are really bad)))

WWI_Pilot: And where to download the passage of the game Sapper?

Admin’s phrase: I know what you are doing.
It makes the department unwillingly nervous.)

I have seen the most covetous to knowledge man - he on the homepage is Wikipedia with a randomizer article...

I go with my boss to our glorious city. We overtake the yellow bus with the inscription on board "DET", and in the depths of it are uncles sitting, half already with baldness.
- No fig - I say - the students went, half bald already )))
“This is second grade,” the boss replied.

the best inscription I’ve seen in the elevator: "cold took?"

X: Did you remove the apartment?
Yy: Yes, a hotel for 10
xx: Hostel - strenuously, knowing that in Thailand for 15 you can rent a house with a view to the sea?
yy: I thought in Thailand for 15 you could rent a house with prostitutes with sea views and a couple of swimming pools
This is for 18
Yy: I’t save on that.

In Russia, when appointing ministers, there is always a difficult choice: to appoint fools - everything will be ruined; to appoint smart - everything will be wasted.

Continuation of the story of the gill from May 24.

History of the Trambler Cover
At that time I was riding the "six" and lived temporarily on family grounds in Ramensk.
4 hours a day on the road, work - sleep - work.
Such a period of life is not easy.
I come home in the evening, I put my car.
And next door, the neighbor is rubbing his own chess.
You ask me, are you not afraid of being stolen?
And I don't have to him anymore, so to support the conversation - no, who needs it...
I was upset, upset... So what about you?
I, he says, take off the trambler cover for the night.
Without her they will not lead.
I said, and went to sleep.
I wake up in the morning - in the courtyard noise, gam, screams.
I’m out (and I’m at work).
I see - a man my friend runs through the courtyard, under the shops and over the trees, and looks - Sp...li the car, sp...li!!! How did you go, shit!! and etc.

Well, with him, relatives, mints and so on.
Well, I answered very quickly - I didn't see, said... and ran into the car.
Fuck it doesn’t start.
It doesn’t rotate or sneeze.
Well, those who drive in Soviet cars know how to repair their roof.
I immediately jumped out vigorously, opened the cap - ba...
There is no trampoline.
Everything is clear - I was removed - put on his "beauty" and left.
But there was no time for reasoning and emotions, delays were punished with large fines.
Something must be done.
I went to a murdered man.
Petrovich, don’t worry, they’ll find it, it’s theirs, and so on.
The poor man, all dead, say, is almost crying.
You had to bring the intonation to the most insightful - you hear, Petrovich, and the trambler cover is left for you?
That look I will always remember.

But I managed to work anyway.
He was young and fast.

Siddorov, breaking a single bottle of vodka, instantly changed his sexual orientation in the eyes of his friends.

Googled by VIO.
Duna Kulakova: on which date would you decide to have sex?
SpBerkut: I lived with Duna Kulakova for 11 years before I slept with her.

The harsh Chelyabinsk guys in Skype do not use the microphone - they wrap straight into the USB input))

<...>yyy:
Just a fucking shit! At the age of 16!! One and a half volt batteries. and charging! from 220V! The variable current!It’s still half trouble, but fucking!! In the light!! O_O

As a child, I decided to play Tetris. But, as it always happens, the batteries there, of course, did not appear.)
So I twisted the body, took the unnecessary old headphones, cut off a piece of wire, split and twisted to the contact wires on the tetris. And the other two ends went into the rosette (previously removing the isolation from them).
The most surprising thing - tetris worked))) but for a fraction of a second while whispering))) The plate burned)))
I haven’t played at that speed before.)

by Zy. Plush please - my favorite reads and loves BOR))) Katya N. to you ?

Volotchkova released her book with the original title: "I and the ball"

From the comments of the hubr on the topic of the fallen skype:
I called the provider for technical support. I was told that I don’t have such a Skype on my computer. It was like that two hours ago.) I was interested in how to put the right one, one faithful and Orthodox. I started explaining about the Start button and IE. I listened and said I don’t have Windows. “What?” asked a tech-support girl. I said it was Linux. “I’ve never heard of Windows before,” she replied. I also added that I have a pirate assembly of screws and I need to put a face, remove viruses and reinstall Skype. I started explaining that Linux is not Windows. “How? After all, without Windows, the computer doesn’t work!”