ZiKkie: I used to saying “2 rubles” for a long time, referring to 2 thousand rubles. But now 2 rubles dollars makes you think...

The creator of the game Elite has assembled a computer the size of a flash.

xxx: I am afraid of the future: “Oh, Mom, I accidentally sucked the system with a vacuum cleaner!”

Russia is a country where either you have the system or it has you. And for many, the struggle for an active role in this combination becomes the meaning of life.

by Eugene Kuzmin.

The newly settled neighbors were awakened today:
and Serena!
What is?
Two minutes later.
Seriously to go!! to
And smoke, what is it?! to
You are not responding!
I asked you "what"! to
So I didn’t hear you’re crawling?! to
Get away from me!
Go on who needs you!
Everything is BL!
Oh yeah, it is all!! to
Not a minute passed.
“Your mother is there, go see me.

The curtain.

A friend all his life was only in the city, he went to nature 1 or 2 times but it was a long time ago. I recently pulled him out for a fishing trip away from the city and this is what I heard:
What does it smell like here?
I: This is fresh air
He: I don’t like him.

Yesterday it was a feat, today it is a shame.

of Irkutsk.
Over the pitcher in the toilet of a fashionable restaurant:

"Not to go out! It is"

:D

I go with a friend after school, a friend calls my father. He takes the phone, says 'Ugu' and says to me, 'I've never been invited to lunch like this: go home, it's time to eat.

The Moscow people know the free newspaper "Metro". There are usually crosswords and/or sudoku on the last pages. I solved the crossword and there was the question: "Famous Russian and Australian boxer." The five letters. Logically, it is Konstantin Zhu... He’s been breaking his head over who he is for a long time. Looking at the answers, the right "Course". And who after that to call the creator of the crossword?

by MooN (22:48) :
Today one of my students on a question about ARPANET said that it was a social network like this!) I just imagined how 4 military brutal men sit behind just 4 (initially) compams of the Pentagon and add each other in friends)))))))))))))))))))))))) then one says:"that what she has a photo on the three) and puts his commander 3 points", and the commander for this removes him from friends))) I roasted 5 minutes)) the child could not understand what he did this_)

I decided to eat, looked into the refrigerator, stood the pot, looked at - okroška. It is cold! The Poor! I take it, put it on the plate, turn it on... And after a while it comes to me...

Laws of Solitude:

Food prepared by yourself and yourself is not considered undercooked or uncooked.
Just dried clothes are not considered confusion.
Clothes hanging on the balcony the next day are considered clean and smell frosty freshness.

I go to bed, or I stood all day on the garden with cancer. Tomorrow I will shout him again.
Were you in the garden?

I understand why I like red and black. It is the color of my eyes and the bags underneath them.

I am in line at the post office. In front of me, my grandfather, 90 years old, talks about his feats during the capture of Berlin. At this time, the girl (the cashier) is trying to make his payments for the apartment and the phone. One of the payments does not pass, the grandfather is clearly dissatisfied. The girl says "Don’t worry, I’ll try again". What the grandfather says – "Try, daughter, try. I had a friend who tried it and I liked it".

The guy who instead of Spain went "to bury" a potato...
I don’t know who you are, but [...]
Brother in mind, come to Peter, let’s drink a beer, I’m catering ?

I read the post about Hrapunzel to my wife and I said, “I will call you too!” and she replied without thinking: “Then I will call you Perdunzel.”

The Nokia N95 smartphone.
xxx: People)))Help)))) I have to hide the front panel what to do))))???? to
Habituate to being a slider.

I am urgently looking for a girl, wedding dress and a horse in Anapa! For free photography 8 918 xxx xxx xxx xxx

Yyy: Invite Ksyusha Sobchak, you will save on the horse :)

I understand "Peter is the cultural capital" and all that, but for the snakes to go out into the garbage...