Relationship with relatives "about the sick"

So, you haven’t married yet?? to
Sister: There is no...
Next year is high year.
Finally they fuck up!!! to

[02.01.12íoch22:45:15] <Youporat> has a girl whitened new iPhone 4S white for 36 pieces
[02.01.12íoch22:45:31] <Youporat> ON THE ACCOUNT BLAT MINUS 21 RUBLE

Radio_Silence: on the back of the box from under the disk the 18+ stick. The explanation is violence. A shit word! The online!
Elestoria: It is not yet known what is worse.

The first January. A big store. A cry from the alcohol department: God! I am in Paradise!

You wrote: "Good guys and girls have already disassembled... But the best are still free) Let’s find each other this year!!!!and "
I say: Let’s go, let’s go! Stop to hide!

What could be more stupid than when another attack of insomnia to eat a new powerful sleeping pill, and then try not to fall asleep all night to check who is stronger?

Better: here’s 2012, three more years and we’ll have flying cars and Nike shoes =)

You won’t see the electricity here.
1: Behind the neighboring comp is a girl with a Muslim araphate on her neck, in army shoes, and searches in Google for images of bin Laden.
1: at the same time, he smiles badly and shakes
2nd LOL
2nd AO
2: Where are you?
Friend, don’t be silent.

Television: What a song without a bassist, what a concert without Petrosyan?
At first I thought it was a thin stem, but Drobotenko was serious.

Comments on the trailer for the movie "Zombie Apocalypse"
kuzmin_mine: Funny ending: a man and 4 girls left
Mrwind: so that children don't give you a glass of water in old age for such posts!

Komsomolskaya Pravda in Yekaterinburg

In the Sverdlovsk region there was an accident... collided foreign brand Lada Priora and the domestic car VAZ-2109.

Why not two outsiders?

Requirements for IT applicant:
Lack of religious commitments in technical solutions.

You love to ride a car and love to drive relatives.

I woke up today, looked out the window... The sun was rising... I thought I was still up. Then I looked at the clock and realized it was sitting.

I am not cold, I am in my hat.
2: I can’t see anything.
1: It is in your pocket

Do not put your finger in your mouth.
Would it go away?

We have one at work with the name Black.
That’s how the employees offer him to call his son a coat =))

Depends on 6 heroes. Mother comes
Do you need to wash something dark?
I: (artistically, loudly and pathetically) if only my dark merciless soul!
Mom: (with the same indiscriminate tone) Oh, and I still wash my shirt...

In the discussion of the boy star "big difference":
A very interesting boy.
Grow up and get married to Pugacheva.

A big greeting to the people who call on January 1 at 17 am :D