You did it in vain, you Han.
Masterstop: I know where you live
Masterstop: I know your phone number
Gassasin: You will do nothing to me
I Know Your Warcraft Password
Gassasin: I am sorry!! I am not to blame!! I am coincidental! What should I do to repay the guilt???? to

by SMS:
I can’t meet at the airport... I feel like I’m flying away myself and want to fuck the whisker.

Nicole: Going to get rid of anything?
Damn, not in that window!
El gato solar: Are you shaking out the window? O_O

The employee searched for a certificate all morning, all pause. Then found it. On the certificate is a paper. It says "Hide and forget!"

I worked as an operator in support of a local provider. In the evening there is a call, at that end of the wire (judging by the voice) an adequate intelligent male person:
I-Company xxx, operator yyy, hello.
He-Hello, the ZZZ contract number does not work the Internet.
I-Go to the menu "Start", control panel, network connections...Local network connection is enabled?
He-Sekundotko...(seemingly, puts the phone on the table and screams loudly to someone in the apartment)...Sasha, fucking shame, we don’t have a fuck connected!!!!...(Taking the phone back in hand) Thank you very much, we got it done. All the good.

We can work with you in fitness clubs.
Who is this...?
The demotors.

The Monday. The morning. of work. Put him out of the wild, and let him answer phone calls. Everything is very simple: take the telephone and say "AutoCity, good day!" So this muddle at the first call gives out: "Call, goodbye..." They were lying in the whole department...

I recently met the most intelligent anti-Semitic slogan in my life. On the garage black painted carefully "Judaism - bad!"

Oh, and the day today: first not on that foot, then not on that rod! c) Katana

A woman is always 18!! to
He:... extra kilograms to a thin figure))

Research shows that men are more sexually active than women. They have sex 102 times a year, while women have sex 91 times.

The most radical feminist organizations in the U.S. are demanding the replacement in all texts (including scientific) of the notion of woman (female) with the notion of “vaginal citizen of America”!” A serious request, right?
YYY: I am categorically for. Instead of “man and woman” they will speak “citizen and subcitizen”.

I remember once one of my acquaintances (journalist) decided "for science" to conduct a social survey among male friends on the topic "with what frequency men think about breasts". The unconditional leader of the hit-parade turned out to be a copy, which, after hearing the question on the phone "and tell me as a man, do you often think about breasts?" in full seriousness asked: "In the sense of what? What about women?"
O_O

Popular song by 4-year-old boy:
"And I’m going all that way. and longtime!and "

XXX: And I think, can you fly to that Iceland for five days? Someone has been there - volcanoes, geysers, silk...
YYY: and find out what the grey is about.

The question:
I’m one of 95 percent of people who laugh at jokes about Linux without ever seeing it in their eyes.

What is the accent on the word Ubuntu?

The answer:
On "u" you guys! I didn’t know it for a long time, but my friends told me!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Finally passed the second Dragon Age, and two days before the exam! You can start preparing)
Fable 3 is now...
HH: I hate you

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xxx (16:32:16 26/05/2011)
I am fascinated by Bulgarian. Such a writer!

yyy (16:32:26 26/05/2011)
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xxx (16:32:29 26/05/2011)
The girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend, the girlfriend is the girlfriend.

yyy (16:32:45 26/05/2011)
Do you know which side of the language?

I understood that I sat down on Harry Potter when he called the client instead of Svetlana Hermioneva Svetlana Hermioneva... I understood that it was an epidemic when I was answered: Yes, Harry...

Is there a job for a witch?
Somebody is walking at night and the baby is ruining – catch him.