Dear administrators and hosts of porn sites - please make each of your porn photographs already their unique number (letters + digits), which is inconvenient with one hand to rename 01.jpg to 01c.jpg, distracts.

Indy: Domestos kills all known species of bacteria, and the unknown keeps watching your ass from under the toilet!

How slowly... How slowly in the morning you don’t think your coffee flows out of the coffee machine into a cup... Never! Listen, never think: I will go as soon as I find socks.

On Sunday at the seminar dedicated to Kaspersky, the most active participants were distributed condoms in a brand packaging "from Kaspersky", type "best protection". Interestingly, who of the marketers thought about where they would go "product"? "In the shit of Kaspersky!", "Kaspersky on the shit!", "Ranny Kaspersky deceived Sisadmin!"... like the headlines of tomorrow’s newspapers...

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rumor, I did not have antivirus on the computer for about a month, and here I turn on the computer and as if contrasts were added, everything is bright shit)) what do you think of the virus? The monitor starts.

by 222
First, check the brightness of the monitor. Second, stop the wood on the view and/or check the settings in the wood. Third, maybe, while you were not there, my mom took the cloth and wiped out the monitor?

He worked on the population census. I entered a house where three young men lived. I ask all the standard questions on the questionnaire, it comes to the list of residents:
Names of residents?
Dry, dry and dry.
I loudly laugh and ask:
to whom?
He barely caught the lily under a friendly explosion of the hook. It turns out that the boy has the name Boot.

Comments on the trailer of the film "Faster" (In localization "Faster than bullets")

Why "Faster than _ball_"
WOW: Because "Faster, h*li" sounds too obscene!

Oh, I am a fool!
Tagged: UGU
Oh you are shit!! to

It was a bad idea - during her monthly girlfriend tell her "Aha, everything is clear. You have a scratch! andquot;

Krissti (12:11:05 28/10/2010)
I have a colleague at work who is taking driving lessons. Instructor of Oret. He decided to educate him. is left. He says:"You know, we have some strange relationships." The instructor is confused... "It happens that you call me silly for my money for some reason. It’s a mistake")) I was raised. The instructor recalled

The brother asked to sit with the tribe a day while he was in the country. Tribe for 6 years. We look at him "SimpleQuashino", the very beginning of the moment about "collabs on the tongue". And then the tribe cried out, "Uncle Cyrus, why turn the sandwich when there is a bride?" Yes, fast foods have ruined us.

I approach today after work to the entrance, I see a neighbor standing with a baby 2 - 3. I say hello, that is all. They live on the 1st floor, and I am on the 2nd, of course I miss them in front, the baby slowly rises up and sings. And here on the pitch I overtake them, and quickly begin to climb higher... And here... This little boy, with almost the same pace, begins to rise up after me with his childly words "-Dad...". It touched and frightened...

Andrei: Even knowing a little of Latin, you can even call a banal "coating in the nose" a smart "intranasal palpation"

XXX: We finally got the roofs from the windows at work!!! to
Amnesty to Amnesty?

I bought the juice today. He is so sweet and tasty. Do you drink blue beer when you have ohuen juice?

Why do women not get twice as excited as their breasts?

Col, and what do you do in the album "Favourite Places" photo of my ass and boobs?

by Elmer:
I am a funny funny brunette height 162 eyes brown I am 14 I like to walk with friends a little drink and smoke

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Strangely you measure growth in your eyes. 162 eyes... You’re probably very tall.

Improved by Suki!!!! to
As long as it has been done (
What is Tech Support?
Talk fucking to no one.

Anna21: Happy Birthday dear!) I wish you have what those who have us have!

Vikusik: A member of what?