Previously, the end of the world was seen as a disaster, now as a hope.)

I am sick, I am sitting at work.
He created such a fucking thing.
I found aspirin in my backpack. I drink coffee myself.
I don’t throw aspirin in coffee. I decided to hide this coin healthy, to bite and drink coffee.
and bite. only in the mouth of the coffee poured and this baddock all like a burst in the mouth... and there is little space in the mouth of her) and all this went out)) while swallowing all this.. thought a shit)
The office worker is fucking ?
Our company makes unusual decisions!!! to

A friend drives the car. Goes to overtake, obviously does not have time and ends the overtake already travelling to a piece of the island of security, a little further away are the GAYs, who stop him.
Q: "Well, did you see where I started bypassing?"
G: "A was finished?"
Q: "Have you finished? Graduated from Cuban State University"
G: "You are on #Ui from here"

If I were a policeman, I would do everything in the name of the law.
A bottle of dark goat to me, in the name of the law!

I saw your Red Square in the grave! by V.I. Lenin

I made a proposal to a girl - we have been together for 4 years, it's time. She agreed, but on the condition that the wedding after repair in the apartment. A day ago, the men at work told me that the repair could not be completed, you can only suspend...

Zoibana: It is good that it rains today.
XXX: What is good?
Zoibana: Otherwise, the pigeon would cringe not on the umbrella, but on the head.

Comments on the sports website:
And the stick shoots once a year.
YYY: And in Indian movies, the stick even sings!
Zzz: - Well, in German films the sticks are not like that.

AnYKEy: Sisadmines on the road do not roll
At least sober.

Cinderella (00:00:09 21/10/2010)
My hands are always mine.
Wicked (00:00:46 21/10/2010)
I wipe it every time I wear it.
Cinderella (00:00:52 21/10/2010)
with chlorine
Aza (00:11:11 21/10/2010)
I found a chestnut on the asphalt and ate it.

Those who get up early are the ones who wait the longest time with the key to the office.

Conversation of mother with son
What is the blue on your neck?
A: Yes, I was hit.
M: Has Vanessa been hit?

Talk about a two-hour women’s bag:

No FIG, she’ll fit me, she’s unisex.
You will become a unisex. She will remain female.

I would go for coffee, he said.
Not too early for coffee, only one date.
I don’t call you home to watch the movie.

The Space Monkey:
Waiting for guests.
and bite hats)

by 1000:
I know how to cook, but I don't know how to cook XD

The Space Monkey:
"I don’t know how to cook" – too negative
"I prefer the experimental kitchen" – much more inspires confidence)

by 1000:
In my case, it is more "practical punitive cooking"

The Space Monkey:
You hear...
Maybe not a visit, right?

From the discussion site of fake shoes Nike:
They still have an express delivery! Maybe they put a Chinese in a box and he sews them on the way.

Benja
There is a movie about the mountains. In short, the signs of mountain disease: headache, swollen face and dry mouth =)))) I have mountain disease in the morning! = = )

Today, lawyers hanged on the door of their office a booklet "Non-accounting". Damn, so and pulls to sign from below: yes and lawyers they too x@evy"

The reader came today:
I am a vampire.
She: “Deep Breath” 244

A few days ago I went to the cosmetologist for a cleaning: they cleaned me, then the mask was applied with the smell of algae, they left me for 20 minutes, the music relaxed and I lay down.... like in the swamp: dark, on the face some shit with the smell of rot and birds sing over the ear.