90% of people who are afraid of cars have never had not only cars, but also rights.

Antoine Blanco (12:04:16 1/07/2011)
Apple wants to introduce a new SIMC format
Massimo Maretti (12:05:48 1/07/2011)
In the form of an apple?
Massimo Maretti (12:06:20 1/07/2011)
To activate you need to swallow.

About a favorite of many vanilla status "I love rain, bla bla"
Now we have full rainfall. It would seem, that’s the happiness, you can go a year ahead. But for some reason, at the first drops, the girls with a whisper run around the houses, instead of romantically wandering through the lawns, crawling. What an inconsistency!

In one of the printed publications, whether in England or in France during the First World War, there was an article about the courage of the Russian soldiers, and there was such a phrase:
- And the Russians with the scream "YOP TWO HAVE!", which means "DEAD FOR THE Czar!" boldly go to attack!! to

I bought my wife a netbook.
yyy: I also bought my wife a netbook because I had a stationary and a communicator, and she has nothing. Now I have a stationary, netbook and communicator. She has nothing again. I have to think about what else to buy.

Yesterday my aunt went to the store with a neighbor. In front of them in line is a thick aunt with two bottles of beer. The neighbor asks: "Ten rubles will not be? I miss it" Well he says - here I have only big ones, if the delivery remains - ladies...
My aunt has chopsticks. She sits on the cribs, pulls after him, cries and... how to catch the neighbor for the eggs! Restored the balance, let go and then the neighbor issued: "Epta, I was ready to give it now!"
Then it dryed...

XXX: I wanted to do her good, and I got a child =(

The call:
Is there a wolf?
No, he went out.
Yes, I have a problem, I need to format the disk, I choose 1.44 and press Start?
Well yes.
and well. Yes, she is chewing. and all. What to do with her now.
Now you have a clean disk, use it.
As clean as I have all the documents!11% of panic

The poor Belarusians:
Go out, be quiet, and you will get...

Mint, who stopped today in Leningrad lexus with numbers V777dv... I don’t even know... Healthy you, probably

@augenapfel
in Aasan is sold DVD "12" for 9 rubles. If he had known about it, he would have been upset with anger.

xxx: the cat jumped through me and did not calculate - hit the legs on the key - a variable vza was added to the code )))
In Cyrillic it is Myaf.
o o o o o o

I meet a girl - Goth (long black hair, black clothes). We work around, meet and go to the subway together.
Today, the ladies at work issued the phrase - "We saw you here with a young priest," and then described the appearance of this girlfriend. It was a long time in the stool.)

Status in one subscription:
"I will take accounting lessons from a accountant (female), payment in nature is possible ;))"

Commentary :
A professional accountant will tell you about all the subtleties of accounting, 45 years, weight 120kg, tel. 89 bla bla bla bla bla. Payment only in kind"

My aunt barely broke me in pieces. As usual, they sold meat. Aunt of Tites. I approached and looked. I asked what the ribs were, they answered. The aunt bats together.
I am not a fool, give me one.
They opened my eyes on me.
And with a terrible voice – it’s our turn!
Fuck, there was a crowd, not a line.
I am where?
They immediately set up the line.
I am OK.
I stand (I wait) they stand in a row and remain silent.
I have a seller, will you get it?
I am AHA
Weighs my ribs)) I take, pay for a friend's whining and leave)) how I didn't fly the sausage in my back I don't know))))))))))

I got into some spam link "Learn the secret of your kind!"
A picture of a genealogy tree with a window for entering the surname. With the assignment - "Find out first if we have information about this family" entered the data, get the preliminary answer:
The name in the database is
Relationships found
Photographs and documents are
Celebrities and Outstanding People Discovered
To obtain detailed data, of course, send a SMS to the number...
Now I'm tormented by doubts, maybe fuck them with money?
When will you get a chance to find out the secret of the family "Ytsuken"!

Some will only go far if they are sent far away.

A acquaintance told me.
He worked as a taxi driver. And almost not the first day of an urgent trip to the airport. Just approached the entrance - a young family with children flew into the car and all shouted that they had fallen asleep, that they had gathered to Turkey, that the plane would leave without them - a guard! Things, children, parents - all wind, then cry, then laugh, then sing, then encourage the driver! He says, he said, the impression was as if in childhood on the carousel food - and fun, and sadly them, and the gambling dismantled.
In short, broke through all the traffic jams, flew five minutes before the end of the registration: screams, whispers, “Thank you, thank you!“Happy children hang on their necks “Uncle, Hurra!!!“He ran with his bags for registration, ran with everyone, pulled them some suitcase there, managed by a miracle, all galoped for inspection, kissed for farewell like their parents!
The driver barely tears did not let go of humiliation, came out of the airport joyful, looks at his car - pilot!!! And the money!! Never in his life, he says, felt so stupid!
The funniest thing is that three weeks later, the father of this wretched family found a taxi driver and gave the money for the trip with a bottle of cognac and apologies. For a long time, they were choking together, it turned out that they only remembered paying in the plane and all the vacation was tormented by bites of conscience.

Why do people living on a subsistence maximum set us a subsistence minimum?

I just went home after the practice (from the morning I ran to sign the reports, and put the stamps), tormented all. A girl approaches me and asks for a cigarette. I pull a package out of my pocket on the machine (at the same time on the face of zero emotions and in addition I am in dark glasses), her eyes become 5 rubles and she says with such a blatant look, I just asked to smoke...". I confusedly look at the package in my hand, it turns out I pulled out the package of condoms and try to open it)) generally laughed and I gave her a cigarette, but her face had to be seen xD