Let the prostitutes undercover, the pitards fucking, break me out of the gangs to cheat!
XH: O_o
Ohhhh no! No is! Do not eat!! to
admin: player xxx - amused for 72 hours. The reason is inattention.

Hi Vyacheslav Arkadievich. A secret fan writes to you. In recent years, you have achieved great success with your team. What you did yesterday deserves respect. In your interview, you said you didn’t watch Canadian games, but movies about war. Could you write what you were looking at?

With respect,

D. Lawyer

She is mining?! Fouououou...
He said, “Try, then you won’t take your ears away.”

Two old women are sitting down and discussing the news of the killing of bin Laden. One said, “It’s a pity that bin Laden was killed. Now someone inappropriate will come in his place and will explode everything in a row.

I watched several series "Survive at any cost" - the number of suitable products in the refrigerator tripled.

I have six months of work today! Here is the cake.
The equator, the equator :)
A fellow :?? to

We sit in the student’s dining room and eat. And then on a loud communication suddenly:" WARNING! WARNING!FIRE..."
At least anyone rushed to the way out.Not everyone sits down and eats peacefully...

A friend from a cafeteria came here very pleased. Of course, he asked him, was he as pleased as Boba found.
Do you fucking keep silent?
He: Yeah, I wave the feathers.
I too am a hero, fuck him there to break
And here he gets... router fucking!! This is a unique guy.

Hellchicken

I was not lucky today - the first time in Moscow and the black cat crossed the road (
Yyy: But the cat was lucky, she crossed the road in Moscow.

I called the MTS today to clarify the service. I called before, but recently they started asking how to call you? And I decided to bow down, and I lamented, call me “My Lord.” This is the service, I was called almost 10 minutes "My gentleman"!!!)) MTS with respect!! to

XXX: I left him.
YYY : Why? = = /
xxx: Imagine, I come from work, and this idiot in the bathroom with cancer stands, cries, stands, and the head in the washing machine. Interested in entering or not?
yyy : )))
xxx: Father had to disassemble the floor of the washing machine to get his pumpkin out of there. 27 years of man.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

When they say ‘This country (Russia) is invincible’ I agree with this phrase like no one else. Because in this country it is impossible to defeat: corruption, folk pohoism and fools.

Discussion of the match Russia-Canada after the second goal:

In such moments my point is able to eat a titanium fracture, and if another is struck, it can even chew.

Unkka: Yesterday, as a real man, I watched hockey and fell asleep at the Eurovision, which I wanted to watch.

Bastard: I am proud of you!! to

No, I am really proud of you!! to
I had long suspected that you were in your couple.

Comments to Porn with the title "Rape":
First time I see a victim of violence from above.

Paris Hilton and Anatoly Wasserman have different ideas about the multi-member.

Karoch, a guy here from the trans festival (it would be more correct to call a slide of drug dealers) in the area of Len returned, told how the young girl who was thrown to the bell responded without a burn completely:
Hi Mom!
I will be back well soon.
Where am I now? So near, under Moscow, under the pine, under LSD...
You will not blame, even if you blame yourself!

Announcement hanging in the library of the University of physical culture:
Dear Students
We do not issue books on:
Color, format and dimensions
("later" and "easy")
and also :
"anywhere nearer", "at your choice"
"what more often take" "standard" "the same"
And we do not show "all that is"

List all the requests he invented.
Your imagination has no possibility.

We only publish books by author and title!!! to

kav> and again punto whisper delivers
icho> what is it?
kav> do you know how he’s trying to switch the layout when he’s not hoping?
ICHO> what is it?
kav> there is one paranoid acquaintance, he loves to come up with super passwords and is very upset with it. Safety and all that. How do you think he has an exception to the point?
ICHO> ^_^

You walk in the street in the evening, and I will meet you:
"Do you know that your teeth are now under threat?"