We bought a plasticine for the child... we sticked with my husband for 1.5 hours, we could not break away... and the child watched cartoons.

Listen to me: Olga and I broke up. I have to drink.
Wow you are! The month did not last!
Oh, you understand, here we lie with her a hug and I am so good, so pleasant... and then she begins to chase you such a foolish shit...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
XHH: Only she didn’t take into account that she only knew you for six months, and you and I from kindergarten together.
Oh, and here I lie down and think: If she’s chasing you that shit, then what is she?
I got up and said to her, “Let’s go out. And you will not call me anymore.
She is poor. She is not lucky with men.
XHH: And it will not be carried.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

xxx: The situation in the country is like a house with congested sewage, some residents with statements that so live can not move to another house, many remain but nevertheless do nothing to fix, but continue to mess in the house that contributes to the further filling of the house with shit, and only the units climb into the basement, looking for a place of congestation and trying to eliminate it, for which everyone else calls them fools.

traktor_bang: Some girls say they’re paying attention to me

In one of the theatre schools:

You are playing wrong! Your hero is similar to a peach, for example. From the Brothers Karamazov, if anything.
Pause
Do you know who is the Grush?? to
From the last rows: someone from Chippolino?? to

The main mistake of an emigrant is to exaggerate the problems in his own country and underestimate them in another country.

I have a friend, by the way - so Yule is called, the owner of a restaurant of Chinese orientation..So they recently enclosed a new chef, he is in Russian so far "not a boom boom".
According to their label, some dishes to customers must be served by the chef himself.The light and music are silenced, and surrounded by the cook, this same Chinese solemnly carries something there.He puts dishes on the table, displays dishes himself and waits for the diners to taste.
After the first piece is swallowed, he confidently bows to the table and asks: “Do you know?” I was not present at the meeting, but the staff told me that the whole hall was overwhelmed.When then in the room at the niqab of the ununderstanding cook was asked where he had already had time to grasp Russian strong words, he through the translator tried to explain: Well, in Russian it means.
The highest class, right? What to say after that.

He almost burned several times. A wife named a mistress
to name. I had to get a cat. The boy called. Now with this all.
Type top...
It’s beautiful, so what’s so dumb?
- Yes, a week ago my wife bought a dog... Ashot called... Here I sit...
I think...

I wanted to read how to get rid of my arachnophobia.
Q. And what to put on the page about this photo of spiders?
Now I’m not just afraid of spiders, but I’m also afraid to look for information on how to get rid of it.

How to update Skype knowing it was purchased by Microsoft

4UBAKA: A question for Star Wars fans. Who taught Darth Sidious and where did the Sithy hide?
Yyy: Interesting questions from a man with such a nick.
zzz: It’s probably still "four in the backs", not what everyone thought...

The cat learnt to go to the bathroom, and what do you think? This little bitch goes to the toilet and hangs his ass over the floor, not as it should ><

A:=) The woman in socks and strings is always right
I: exactly 😉
And: If a girl goes to the WAY in socks and strings, then she doesn’t even need to take a tent...that she doesn’t have to take anything at all.

Hate: What magical words do you know?
Liona: Thrach-Tibidoh is the spell of rape.
The spell is the spell of sorcery.
The magic of meeting.
The spell of an attempt to cancel an action.
Lovelix: Oh you are cruel.

I read reviews about the holiday in a Turkish hotel, pleased with the phrase: "Everything is fine, but I advise the service staff not so clearly to express sadness on the face at the time of the free provision of the service..."

Igor P. - A review of the hotel.
Very good hotel. Great area, very good beach. Good staff. In a word, five.
Disadvantages: A lot of Russian beetles

Anya: what does a person want to know when they come to the site on request "news of the day about sex"?

Anya: Something like today, May 8, blondes with 4m-size breasts started giving acne to schoolchildren"?

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You have a baby, and what if he is allergic to your cats? Horror is what. Separation is very difficult. Especially with family children.

The processor power of the female head is small and cannot accommodate the entire space of the variants of the action or phenomenon in question. Therefore, the woman will try to reduce any such things to zero or to infinity. In speech, this is manifested as the use of the words “all”, “eternally”, “absolutely”, “perfect” and so on. In the case of infinity and “nobody”, “never”, “nothing” in the case of zero. Examples of statements: All men are goats; you don’t give me anything (in fact you can give it 5 times, but the woman has already rounded to zero and arguing is useless); I absolutely have nothing to wear (a mathematical masterpiece: here the woman successfully bound infinity and zero together).
It is funny when a woman brings herself to hysteria due to such rounding. For example, a guy gives a girl candy of one brand, but she loves another brand. You can think, you can forgive. But in a woman's head there is about this rounding: He is absolutely not interested in my tastes and interests (you can cry in the evening) - no one really understands me and does not appreciate me (turbulent hysterics are quite justified). So the reasons for most of the girl’s tears can be explained by bugs in the rounding function. But maybe it’s such a fitch.

-If Russia reaches the 45th year, then this artificial man will be made on Togliatti and he will be as poor as the production of the factory))) Will come out of the conveyor with a light bump and immediately send someone to us)))

It reminds me of Bender >_<