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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47084
 08.05.2011
My grandmother best described Russian democracy:
"They say Putin will soon be Putin again"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47083
 08.05.2011
You are such a beautiful couple! You probably had a very romantic acquaintance!
Oh yes. He whispered to me in a wow: "pvp or sassal?" and I realized it was love...

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47082
 08.05.2011
He spent two days scanning 2,500 pages.
I scanned it and decided to check how much it weighed.
As usual, press Shift+del.
Dolby

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №47081
 08.05.2011
XXX: There they put an experiment to see if a dog can navigate by smell.
The man was washed as much as he could, then the water was poured into the bench and sprayed on the field. The dog found him.
Pritchin, in anti-gas and three costumes that do not smell

YYY: The dog?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47080
 08.05.2011
My grandmothers are going to die!
WOW: Are you laughing?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47079
 08.05.2011
I finally got the seeds!!! to
I am free! ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №47078
 08.05.2011
A drunk tractorist carrying a hose with oil always falls with oil down.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47077
 08.05.2011
The most terrifying phrase when defending a diploma: "Author write more!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47076
 08.05.2011
The couple that loves adventure the most is vodka and ass.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №47075
 07.05.2011
Throw what shit you take a new bubble of air refresher in the sorting you press a button and the pipet stream as it breaks, very loudly swirls.and throw enough to measure the diameter of the pipe, the pressure of the pumped gas and everything, it seems to me that they are in the factory pumping gas into the bubble and with the words"a little more"add a couple of atmospheres
and smoked?
-Yes

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47074
 07.05.2011
from ZH:
What does it have to do with the EP?
The speaking bird has nothing to do with ER because it is intelligent and intelligent.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47073
 07.05.2011
My friend took a kitchen knife in his hand, said a replica from an unknown source:"And then he got the sword from nowhere, hit the stick three times and broke it into 12 equal parts" and with these words horrored the waffle on the plate and... don’t believe 12!!!!! to
It remains only to worship and say: "Sense, learn!".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №47072
 07.05.2011
The seasons are nothing compared to the seasons!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №47071
 07.05.2011
The phrase "Everything will be Coca Cola" has become irrelevant. Personally, I am more reassured by the option "Everything will be a liter of whisky".

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47070
 07.05.2011
Domain department, designers
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea
xxx: the boss flies, moves with his moustaches, screams: "Problems are in operation, can't send the skype, urgently find out, help."
xxx: I strain my brain, I call, the guard answers, I ask: "changeable? Behind the SK1 cabinet, there is the K2Q relay, press, 5 seconds wait, the cycle program and the feed program will drop to the starting positions.
XXX is waiting. At that end of the tube lies on the table, the operator is looking for the relay. I wait. Here, he had phone calls, and at the installation facility, like no one to call, the master of the oven is not yet pared, the rest and a lot.
xxx: I drop my eyes... I didn’t open that page in the notebook, I didn’t call that factory... I quietly put the phone.
I sit, cuddle, drink green tea

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №47069
 07.05.2011
New Pirates of the Caribbean:

XXX:It’s like removing Matrix 4, about how they rearrange Zion and Matrix.

XXX: The Matrix 4 "Saturday"

[ + 83 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47068
 07.05.2011
xxx: For what I love the letter "C" on the keyboard is because it always remains itself :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №47067
 07.05.2011
Advertising texts in the rhythm about BigMac and snickers, it’s definitely cool. But they still do not compare in the power of the impact with the work that I had to see when entering the gasoline toilet on the route "Moscow-Minsk" - "To the toilet go our, all the neighbors - MIRAGE!"

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №47066
 07.05.2011
News from [acre:
>>Google Chrome supports gay people
>>Google is the most respected company in the United States

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №47065
 07.05.2011
Two friends are talking:
I had that dream today!!! to
Q2: What is it?
I was a man!! Are you pretending?
2nd WOW! Well, I hope you’ve groomed?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you write in the shower?
P1: No...
Q2: Did you fuck me?
P1 and AA!
Q2: Oh you are beautiful!
Give me five!* is

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