Is it normal? we sit at work - here the sirene in the factory - on the idea should take the anti-gas....and a friendly organized crowd in the shelter....but since the top of the legs is not heard... we make a decision... wait - there will be seen)))
The employee flegmatically notices - at Fukushima, too, at first thought that we would wait, suddenly school!!! to

Ram is
The advice of the ladies (shut on the goats with their tips) to digest people easier, introduce them as children.

De-GraDG
All normal

De-GraDG
To make it easier to digest people, you need to eat mezim-forte

Earlier, when I came from school, I was often waiting for a note from my mother on the table: “Sasha, burn your eggs.” It always scared me.

from Lithuania

Imagine how other children will perceive your child’s name? <...> We wanted to call the son Anton, Camille or Stephanie )))) the longest of all lasted Anton, up to the birth)))) Then I scrolled the association with Anton in my head and still changed my mind )))) <...> In the end <...> the son was given the name - Stanislav... Not as rare as I would like, but the son is going and like other than the Sta- mattress you will not call)))))))

Do not destroy your illusions.

111: Here is the taste of music in your lambs.
222: I'm sorry but it's not only not so much of me, it's the golden middle of the Russian hit parade of contemporary music by the results of 2010 :)
111: what a serious argument you pulled out))) type I am not a lamb - I am in the very center of the altar!!!)))

Damn, did not endure, took the cat to the veterinarian, because he fell down - he walks, climbs on every soft toy, even to his wife began to fit - he throws on the coat, no, in nature, it is unpleasant, you go to bed, and he holds a plush mouse in front of you, upset. In short, brought home for lunch, Koshara more or less drowned from anesthesia, but the back legs are still on the side, released him from the cage, so what does this jabar-terrorist first??? blatant, catches the mouse with the teeth for the scratch, adjusts something (the legs are still shaking) and let him chart... Then sat down, looked at me with a triumphant look, said, hid, right? And I started licking out the place where once there were eggs...I was in the aquarium.

Headlines of news:

Medvedev believes nuclear power is safe
Medvedev hopes to restore relations with Georgia
Medvedev believes corruption can be defeated
Medvedev believes in the President of Ingushetia
Medvedev believes in the success of Sochi-2014
Medvedev believes in Russian automobile industry
Medvedev believes in Skolkovo
Medvedev believes in “United Russia”

What about Santa?

Medvedev demanded the certification of engineering universities.
ANSWER: The engineering university requested the certification of the bears.

Please send your mail. What is? The dog? Yet another time? The dog is gone, don’t call me anymore. Write well?

What distinguishes us from Americans?
At least there is common sense.

A white American woman gave birth to a black child while her husband served in Iraq, U.S. media reports.
According to the woman herself, she is pregnant from watching a 3D porn film and intends to demand the payment of alimony from one of the actors of the film.
According to the woman, a week after watching the film, she felt ill and bought a pregnancy test, which showed a positive result.
Interestingly, the husband of the "victim" supports his wife. He said 3D movies are incredibly realistic, so there is nothing surprising about the fact that his wife got pregnant from one of the actors.

taken from RBC

Captain Evidence works at the post office.
Print on notification:
The department is like that.
Regime of work:
pn pt.:08.00 - 20.00
Sb.:09.00 - 18.00
Break: from 13.00 to 14.00
Weekends : Weekends

Rackgool: Tell me something good
ChioDay: My leg hurts
Rackgool: I asked for something good.
ChioDay: Well it will soon pass

Skype correspondence with my mother (M):
I washed your stuff!
I: the sps
M: Pillow
I : wow! Mother! Do you know these things? 😉
M: What are they writing? I thought I invented it myself!

Namo
It happens, the elevators were constantly breaking, they caused some techics, they pulled people out and just let the elevators work, in general, they had to call somebody seriously in the days so that he thoroughly repaired the elevators...
Namo
In short, I don’t know how this is related, but both elevators smell church candles.

By the way, here a friend told a story... her son goes to the preparatory class in front of the school. So the teacher told: asked the children a question, and then the boy called to the board, said, knows the answer. I went out, I wrote it right. She praised him, and he let’s blow off at the board... And then all the kids picked up – stood up, and also started dancing... And the teacher then at the parental gathering: “There are 20 dancing kids...what should I do with them?and "

Matrim: By the way, I thought about whom to tell.
Matrim: My student told the girl I slept with that I was 100% gay.

If a husband needs regular sex with an unruly partner, then he should go to prostitutes, or buy a rubber woman, or have a goat at home!

If the wife does not want to provide regular sex, then there is already one goat in the house.

call to the radio station.
Listener: I would like to order for our Prime Minister Vladimir Putin the song of the group "Discotheca Avaria" "Zakolebal ty!"

16:13 : xxx : have to come to work at 8:00 on Friday :)
16:14 : yyy : ahah and work until dawn until the red circle does not descend beyond the horizon, then the master let us go home

SCHUMI: So tell me, why are the swaddled jeans on the pitch, and the swaddled sportswear of the fucks on the pitch??? to