Factory Safety Instructions: Walk carefully around the factory. There are no pedestrian trails, and drivers will not have time to stop.

Why did you pull your umbrella with you today?
YYY: So that the rain does not stop.

YYY (17:08:36 11/05/2011)
I had a joke here. A girlfriend has an allergy (living on pills, and not weak). More work has fallen. Intimate life is interrupted. I understand it, but anyway. And the girlfriend understands that I want to, but she really is hard, and I, when a woman is dumb, I can't fuck her - not so educated. Well, in short, on the day we go to bed, both after a working day. I cling to her closer, embrace her (not to harass, by the way, but simply because I love her). We lie... And she’s me, you know, with the brains I want you now, but physically – I can’t do it at all... :-( ". Fuck, I didn’t hold on, said "and let me fuck your brains?and "

There are two ways to cause long-awaited monthly:
1) Wear white strings with blue jeans or white shirt.
Buy the most expensive pregnancy test.

Mrtnk ©

I don’t go into your private life and you don’t drink from my bottle!! to

In the children’s playground.

Mother, put me on a cushion?
What about the magic word?
The Empire!

Q: Do you know how the Hebrew cocktail is?
It is more funny in Ukrainian.
KG: More funny than Sunset Havnunoon?

Conclusions in laboratory work:
"Conclusion: I succeeded because I did everything right"

16:29:12 Woofer for [BOBAHbI4]: Woowa, you are unclean, what you do to millions of people would not even come to mind
16:29:44 Woofer: it is necessary to invite the girl to go to the cinema in late August

LIZA: A man then becomes really scary when he takes on the logic of a woman :(

xxx: What do you think, the money for dog food is logical to write off on the article "Protection and fire alarm"?

From the news:
In Russia, a car with built-in Russian navigation system was produced.
Now to the eternal Russian question: What to do?, and Who is to blame?, adds – Where are we?

The phrase that exploded my brain:

A four-legged woman has twenty dogs.

My friend and I have the same vacuum cleaners, TVs and microwave ovens.
XXX: Yes, you and the vacuum cleaner are the same as me... a plagiarist!! to
YYY: but I don’t have a suck.
XXX: What did you argue about? : 0 0
Give them flowers: 0

Werewolf is beautiful! screaming from the stage in Germany to all of Europe "With Victory Day!!!and "

Genius engineers work with us, now one killed a cockroach slipping on the table with a pack of cigarettes with words - and yet smoking kills...

I am interested in WarHammer's 40K. I go to the subway, read the old code of the Inquisition – on the cover with a chic Gothic font "Codex: Demon Hunters". The grandmother comes...
Long looking at me, at the cover, again at me, again at the cover...
Then confidently says: "And you are a son to see the church. Have you been doing good work for a long time?"

I am sitting at work, reading IT Happens. I burned out. I looked, knocked on my shoulder. Scattered asco and contact.

I come from a supermarket with a transparent bag of corners. It’s hot, I wear my shirt at noon. Going to meet a guy - "Girl, where did you get those legs?". I "In the supermarket, in the meat department".
I guessed after 10 steps why he had such a face :(

Farewell to Skype. I will remember you for free (