She: “I’m cuddling like a cat, cuddling about your chest”
He: “I sweat like a cat, I lick eggs.”

The site, of course, is fun, but dancing on other people's graves has never been fun. It is a pity that there are so many trolls here.

It was pleasant:
Rothcam (German) met a local doctor on a holiday in Tunisia, married him and stayed in the country. They soon had a daughter, Amira, but then the relationship between the spouses broke up. The couple divorced in 2007. The court in Tunisia recognized the right to custody of the mother, but in practice it had no importance.
Tina Rothcam flew several times to the country to take Amir to Germany, but without success. Her last visit to Tunisia coincided with the beginning of the Jasmine Revolution.
Rothcam was able to get to the airport with her daughter, but they were not allowed on the plane and, in addition, took all the documents available. For his part, the ex-husband filed an application to the police about the kidnapping of the child.
Finally, Tina Rothcam managed to get to the island of Djerba and negotiate with the smugglers about the shipment to Italy.
Italian border guards, according to their own words, were extremely surprised when a tall blonde fell on the shore among the migrants. The German embassy arranged Tina and her daughter in a hotel and then helped to get to Düsseldorf.

Pepper, the real mother.

XXX: I woke up at night, I woke up, I think, it all started! I took to cut it!
WOW: If I didn’t know what a note was, I’d be scared.

<ry> I read the list of kings of Norway: Harald I Beautifully Hairy, Erik Bloody Sekira, Hocon I Good...
<ry> of course, after a bloody seeker, whoever is good!

My grandmother is killing me. On free nights she doesn’t bake cakes, she doesn’t clean the house and doesn’t dig in the garden, she sits in a photoshop (someone has set up an old grandmother’s fist) and makes my face to all sick aunts!

HH: Why did you leave him?
WOW: Well you tell me.
WOW: How can you live with a man whose main pride is the 70 level in this game?
HH: It’s really strange...
Oh, even my brother 82!! to

Millions of millions will earn a man who invents a search engine that recognizes music on request "ta ta da-tam-tam-tam-tam param-pam pam tadadadada TAM!"

If life and reason are dear to you, stay away from these muds.
She is: What?
This is from Sherlock Holmes.
It is about the internet...

Life is good when you rarely have to ask God and often thank God.

Sometimes you can simply be amazed by nature and nothing more!
This story was told by my uncle, I believe him, and as far as you are concerned, everyone has their own opinion. On behalf of my uncle.
When I woke up in the morning, I went into the so-called laundry room. As I was there, I heard a loud whisper. The scratch was very worrying. I went out and went to the direction of the new building (in the courtyard the renovation of the residential premises was done, as the family is not small, there the nest of laurels and raised offspring), went down to their nest and I see, the laurel flies to the nest and from the nest periodically flying out and flying into the window. I looked around, like no cat thief nearby.
The local shark often scared the laurel with its appearance. But why was the bastard afraid? I began to look closely around. and understood. To the nest on the balcony not yet covered by the ceiling hasn’t rushed half-meter snake. She called for help to protect her offspring. I began to starve in search of a long rod or likeness to sting a snake. At the moment the crack stopped, it seemed strange to me.
I thought that the laurel had reconciled with fate. At one point I felt sorry for her. But suddenly the laurel returned carrying in the cloth what it was.
I put this “pick” between the nest and the snake at approximately the same distance. I was surprised when I saw how this "touch" turned out to be an adult godmol. The godmother, seeing the serpent, stood up in his legendary stand and stood waiting. I became interested and I opened my mouth and stood waiting for the unlock, forgetting to look for the rod. Here, the snake almost climbed close to the mooring is visible even without doubting its superiority over some insect. But the godmother, letting the serpent go exactly as much as he needed, rubbed with a sharp movement with his hands.
"Hands" on the serpent's eyes and the snake curved fell from the balk and already blinded fell into a bunch of rubbish. In the meantime, the laurel, feeling that the danger had passed, caught the godmother and flew away.
This kind of mutual aid had to be observed by my uncle at the time. People should learn from animals!! to

“Mr. Medvedev, why are there so many billionaires in your country?
Last year we indexed pensions twice.

Prepod on Cultural Studies: Stop playing the sea battle!
Voice from the audience: Which group are you?

What is the reason for repeated earthquake shocks to be called Aftechokami in Russian??? God, I want to stifle with my own hands that degenerate that is pushing out the Russian language from the minds of the Russian people.

Judging by the sounds of the sewer in the toilet, the neighbors above clearly collapsed with bricks.

xxxx is it?
YYY: did not give birth
XXX: And I was entertained in the dog forum.
xxx: when I created the thumb "culinary recipes" =))

Buy me a coat!
No is!
Who is waiting for a month of abstinence?
So keep up, my dear!

It seems to me that the word food is associated with moth, not with children?

XXX: Here, by the edge of the eye, I looked around the world.
YYY: What is there?
xxx: where on the ural shorter in the middle of the hill are stone formations like Stonehage. According to the legend there some girl with her brothers fled from the persecutors, they caught them and then she prayed and the gods heard her prayer turned her and her brothers into a stone.
yyy : ))) Well so to be sure)))
I wonder why she was so stupid not asking that the persecutors turned her?? to

There are more and more phrases on Bora such as "lay the pipe". More and more often I want to stumble the authors of such phrases Russian language textbook in the throat.