In Germany, the whole beer is produced under the name "Fucking Hell" ("Fukking light"), where hell in German means "light el", and Fucking is taken in honor of an Austrian town.

HHH: Today it was funny - I was taking food for the restaurant. The cook cookes, the waitress puts it on the table, I take a picture and he takes it to the hall.
xxxh: there are a lot of them I don’t know anyone, I just photograph systematically in the chamber that was allocated to me
xxh: brought a row salad, I began to photograph it from different sides and right in the process the guy who brought it, sits down and starts eating it.
I thought he was trolling me, and it turns out that the guard came for lunch and didn't know what the shooting was.
Do you have a job like taking food for food?

xxx: Hey guys, I have a moral problem again.
YYY :?
I live in a shelter and wash the garbage in the washing machine. So here. For the new year, this laundry suddenly closed, and I began to feel the need for clean things. I wrote yesterday about this to a familiar girl who rented an apartment, she referred to employment, I ulceratively commented on her employment and suffered...
xxx: Today she writes to me herself, says that tomorrow her jury-neighbor will leave, and that she is waiting for me in the evening with a bag of my used goods, she washes it for me.
Q: So this is: tell her that my wiped laundry machine has already opened or not? O_O
See also: LOL
ZZZ : XD

xxx: put dark souls 3. flew out without loading. Closed all programs. Started and left in 5 minutes. Set a minimum schedule. I flew in 15 minutes.
Yyy: Dark Souls will make you suffer. Try again and again. To hate the game, to hate the game.
YYY: And when it starts, it’s so harsh...

I served in the German Democratic Republic in 1984. Our part was located under a small German town. And every weekend we strengthened the Soviet-German friendship in the local competition. And then, one day, I sat down to a nice sickness. A considerable amount of drinking visually added a little beauty and youth to the lady, and the evening spent in a warm and friendly atmosphere turned into a night full of international love and passion. I woke up close to lunch alone, awakened by the rage of excited voices coming out of the street. There was a crowd of excited Germans outside the window. Here I hit. Not only was he late to work, he seemed to have struck something.

What happened? The lady from birth cut one eye, no treatment helped, and she has long accepted this. I was drunk and not noticed, and at the peak of passion, my eyes stood in place.

In the morning, realizing the miraculous healing, Madame ran on friends and acquaintances, telling about the fateful acquaintance and, of course, without getting into intimate details. At lunch, a crowd gathered under her door hoping for the help of a Russian miracle expert. Of the features and my methods of treatment, they, unfortunately, knew nothing ; )

P.S. The command at first wanted to announce the excuse, but then everyone laughed and it seemed like it was all over. And in the cocktail I went further.

In his youth, he played guitar for his mother and sang one song, but never sang to the end. In the age of the Internet, it was a sin not to find it. The song was played, my mother was nostalgic, the text about how a guy and a girl are going in the elevator, reaches the eighth floor, and we didn’t hear the end of the line. To repeat - again not to unravel the words - the recording is quite old. The sound was louder, both inclined to the loudspeakers of the note, we looked at each other, stirring our ears... "And at the eighth she turned on the fox..." It became clear why he didn't sing.

here here :
There is still only January, and here sadists are already collapsing, measuring holes.

What a January, such a shit.

Geologmochegon: Being a student I drove on the same trolleybus almost every day, the conductor was also fucking - then I will not take this coin, it is dark, I will not take it because there is scratch. After the third walk on foot because of it (between the stops a large distance, a dull between the stops stopped) I psychhanoul, exchanged in the bank (I don’t remember how much then) a day in a bag of brilliant copies) Then demonstratively every morning after the “transfer” I started counting coins... well, hassle – I didn’t have time until I reached my stop)

And the forty best speakers came up in a row demanding that the speech be stopped immediately.

Some tribes in remote areas of the globe, who lived under primitive communal regime in the 20th century. Suppose, they did not associate childbirth with sex at all, they regarded it simply as a characteristic of women.

An opinion put forward by Malinovsky at the beginning of the 20th century, and since then repeatedly challenged: he simply misinterpreted the responses of the locals. At least further studies in other tribes have consistently shown that the Aborigines are well aware of the existence of connection, although they do not understand the underlying biology.

Don’t think about giving a woman pleasure. Just get and deliver.

Today I bought an inflatable plush for skating.
The seller just pumped it to me at the time and looked at the manometer (who doesn't know - this is an illusion measuring the pressure when pumping).
A woman falls with a man and asks the seller:
Do you have a child’s wheelchair for sale?! to
The seller, without looking away:
No no no no.
The Woman:
Why don’t you look me in the eyes when you answer?
The Seller:
It is a shame that there are no wheelchairs.

31 December :
- I have four whiskers of 0.7, caviar and beef for steaks kilogram three.
3 January :
Salt for 12 rubles. It was 10.20!

Yesterday I drank the best rum in the world!
Peterson is home! 😉
You drink it and don’t get drunk!
Claire: What is the meaning?

xxx is. German criminologists have found a link between the rise in crime and the influx of refugees into the country. According to experts, the link is positive – the more refugees arrive in Germany, the higher the crime rate.

As a solution to the problem, it is proposed to focus more actively on teaching immigrants the German language and involving foreign youth in sports.

YYYYY The involvement of migrants in sports will lead to criminals becoming physically stronger. It is beautiful.

and zzz. And you can also teach them to use weapons and join in teams! Ordination will come immediately.

(Hach prepares for the OS exam, reads theory)

HHH
The violation of the non-re-distributability condition can be carried out by selecting resources from the processes holding them until they are completed.

HHH
Well, the fucking fuck gave me the operational memory of the fuck straight!! to

HHH
Forgive me that you didn't finish Give me the shit right away I said

HHH
He is so hysterical.

HHH
And the process of such shaking hands almost crying extends the operational memory.

HHH
"You can only select those resources, the state of which is easy to save, and then restore" that you are going to go back soon.

HHH
"The consequence of this scheme can be the discrimination of processes from which resources are constantly taken")))

HHH
Through tears hysterically shouts that you fuck me to take away my memory! fucking fucking

HHH
I am already leaving with his operative in his hands on the half-step I stop slowly turning I say that you fucking said

HHH
In the process, the knees are choked, he looks touched and sneezes his nose and says no, everything is okay.

Nadja has resigned. In her place a new diabetic was installed. And then there was the "New Hope". For half an hour, we spontaneously sang under our nose the Imperial March.

The conflict of generations is when you consider yourself an adult translator, a professional translator and a talented reconstructor, and your grandmother thinks that you are completely upset with this computer, since you don’t know who Katya Osadacha is.

Kamchatka on January 4.

14:46 O Yapt, we are trembling!
14:46 Is it hard?
14:46 Yeah yeah.
14:46 is all over.
at 14:47 hrs. In the 21st century, instead of running in panic to the street, in the gates, we write about it in the chat.
14:48 Let us drink again.

Pobalych: I slowly take off the electrostatic charge.