Now you can see that the new year has passed. In the garbage tanks appeared the first timid trees.

Today the verifying customs officer dug up and in the final issued:
What do you think is smarter than us?
What are you! I answer me. I have fewer chromosomes.
He did not understand, even smiled proudly.
It hurts me (

I sit, I watch TV in the kitchen, I drink tea, I don’t touch anyone. The wife returns from work all in tears and complains from the threshold:

"The neighbor in the elevator stood, called into the garage to drink, grabbed my ass! »

Silently I turn off my leg from the board, to equalize my strength, because Demyan Heroinich man is quite healthy and I would not like to connect with him, but the honor of his wife. The families..



I call the neighbors in the apartment, the door is opened by Demyan’s wife – Natalia Semionovna.

“Hello, Natalia Semenovna, Demyanna can you say a few words? »

“He’s having dinner, Feddy, he just came. Is your car broken, do you need help? »

“No, I’d like to give Demyanna a few words, a personal question.”

“There are no secrets in my family, tell me.”

“Well, that’s what it’s about,” I told his wife. She, without saying a word, grabs my foot from the table and hides behind the door of her apartment. Then he said, “Aaaah! Aaaah! For what! ? to Aaaah! It hurts! »

After a minute, Natalia Semenovna came out, gave me a leg and promised that it would not happen again.

I go home and turn my leg back with the words:

“Everything, wife, the matter is settled, Demyan will no longer be and apologizes.”

My wife looks at me and says:

“What kind of Demyan? It was a bone from the eighth floor! »

I turn my foot back...

xxx: Here you go in the morning after drinking and you think "Why I drank so much, well why?
YYY: I call it "The Feeling of Own Distance")

I conducted a survey in the kindergarten with children. The question is, “Where does a man live?” The 5-year-old said, “I’m on vacation.” He had never been so right.

Zzz: Do you transfer the Ambulance to the BTRs? And passability is better and drivers do not need to explain who gives way, which will again affect improved passability.

"No one will take care of you (c)
No one will buy you medicines, not go to the store for food for you, not clean up in the apartment or house " and if the children go to another country on PMG? Even in the neighboring town? And will their life companion be clearly against an elderly mom at home? Conclusion - friends with neighbors and keep the money accumulated in advance :)
"you will not have anyone to talk to, sitting at home (unless the same "convinced people" suddenly appear to visit you)"Muhaha, friends with neighbors, well, or who cancelled old friends? Not necessarily "convinced".And in general, in the age of the Internet to complain about "no one to talk to"...
"No one will help you buy a trip to a sanatorium or a trip abroad." I beg you, what if the children-reproducers lead their spinoffs-the bottomless absorber of finance? Do many old people go abroad?
And a great greeting from not by their own will childless couples, who suck such texts under their nose. And those whose children died / slept / crashed, and so on.

Maximilian: I accidentally photographed the killers, placed photos in Samara groups, they saw their photos, wrote me yesterday, type cool photos, got overwhelmed with them, now I also want to go to learn on the kill hunt )

Zetandel: now the main thing is to accidentally not spot the pirates)))

Maximilian: no, I photograph exceptionally beautiful )

Zetandel: beautiful pidarasses not to be photographed)))

Users of Twitter paid attention to the designation of the FSB administration building in the Kaliningrad region on Google Maps. Uzerov was surprised that instead of the security department, the service pointed to the “Gestapo Administration of East Prussia”.

These guys keep cash, I manal...

How to swim in the tundra? Are you just going into the water?
YYYY: Yes
XXX was drowned.
yyy: swimming on a floating tank
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In Lexx there are two parallel universes, the light and the dark. We live in the dark. This already says a lot about the fact that the authors of the series are not gone, but decent, cultural people.

Where is the head beating on the wall??? Babism is a religion established by Bab on May 24, 1844 in Iran. The sacred book in Babism is the Persian Bayan.

In connection with the development of the "Internet of Things", books of the "Windows for Tea Books" series are gaining popularity again.

After what did you get sick?
We drank a little with friends.
- "Little" - how much is a liter - two?
No... a week and a half or two.

A few years ago I learned that the song "33 cows" is not about cows. It is about the alphabet. I never thought about it, and even the words of the song for some reason did not come up with anything) was in shock)

My legs are not thick. Just if you sit at the table for a long time in a hot room filled with people, eat and drink alcohol, the legs swell, and women have this problem more often than men. And at the usual time, the shoes are completely normal.

Oh, on the bills of the next "a glass of water" came. And you know, sweet, go in the ass! May I be cursed if I ever thought of having a son for old age. For your old age, you have to think for yourself. My son will live alone, for his family, not for me. And children like you are happy to throw to the hell and do not communicate, and then buried in the cheapest tomb, spit after.

Sodolyana: I read how to paste the film: "Wash your hands so that there are no traces of fat". Okay, I went to wash. Fuck, the skin is so dry (you need to spray the cream! and pomazala. I’m standing... or the skies don’t go, or I’m...

I played at Stellaris. He tells me I have too many seals.
XXX: Does he dare to tell the Emperor of the Galaxy that I have too many seeds?! to

xxx: I had a confusing acquaintance with Chikatilo and Celentano.

yyy: This is a fool, yet they know that Chikatilo is a bulb from the cartoon