Sudo: "Mazda" recalls sixty-five thousand cars due to spiders. Employees of the company found a web in the Mazda 6 ventilation system.
AutoVAZ employees accidentally wrecked in the ventilation system of VAZ21015 other employees of AutoVAZ. I wanted to recall the cars, and then on Friday, then yes.
They left everything as it is.

(The BD)

Comments on the news "Fishing will be paid" on kp.ru:
"It is time to remove one lung. You see - by the time they introduce an air tax, I am already acclimatizing..."

XXX: Yesterday I met the worker Beeline, pleased with the sweet and sympathetic, went with her out of town, and she doesn’t take there.

YYY: He lived a long time with an employee of MTS, a stupid fool. She does not communicate with friends, pulls money out like a vacuum cleaner, does not want to work herself. And she behaves as if the eggs are not mine, but her!

Moscow, 2 March - RIA Novosti. Introduction of a fee for fishing in Russian waters
We live in a fairy tale called Chipolino.
Who, tell me who??? Who gave the bear the book "Chipolino"?! to
2: He confused her with the guidance to action
1: on the table lay the Constitution, the laws of the Russian Federation and other smart books... and accidentally left by the "Chipolino"... the bear looked at this pile with a boring look and chose the one that was thinner...
2: What about the pictures?

xxx: In the Udegean language the words "anus", "vodka" and "elder brother" are full homonyms, "la". Accordingly "la la la" means "the older brother with vodka in the anus")))
This is what Jeanne Friske sang.

Apple will deprive Microsoft of the rights to Windows
Tagged66
In the battle the apples and the windows shattered.
by Oleg86
And the glass is shrinking ?
Dreeman
And the bite...

I have had a joke recently.
There were two chickens. One with a fancy like a Chihuahua. They walk watching. And they say looking at the girls consultants "suki, the bill was not hanged. They first went to discounts. Prices are rising"
xxx: In a minute one of them "girl, and tell me..."
xxx: Vika answers "all the girls are busy"

Bordeaux of the 70s for £800? Are you shrinking? I yesterday got a woman the same year for two banks "Baltic".

Do you know what your biggest sin is?
I love all seven!
by Serenity

xxx: From the textbook of literature for 8th grade about Sparta: The upbringing of children was very harsh. They were most often killed. This made them courageous and persistent.
Yyy: This is the type of dead, but brave?

Today at Good Morning on First: In the forest found a crocodile suffocated
0_o

From the forum:

We were indebted by the sales representatives, then the perfumes bring the books, I hung the ad to the trade representatives, the entrance paid, 500 rubles.Honestly - a little helped, although not every day started to come in, but the joke was still: a week later, another "Cash in the IT department" was placed on my ad. The IT department tried)))

XX: I do not like mushrooms. I can even explain why. In my childhood, when I was small...
YYY: Did a huge mushroom attack you?? to

(on notes in the contact, which are distributed by pressing the button "Tell friends"):

I see, the letters of happiness have changed unrecognizably.
It will soon be like this:
ThermodinéMika (Greek) θέρμη — «heat», δύναμις — «power») is a division of physics that studies the relationships and conversions of heat and other forms of energy. Individual disciplines distinguished chemical thermodynamics, studying physical and chemical transformations associated with the release or absorption of heat, as well as thermal engineering.
You passed it to 10 of your friends and maybe in this world 10 debils will be less.

I found the body of your socks under the table. To cremate or to bury?

From the conversation:
I think you are breathing unfairly.and :)
I have asthma, idiot.

In March, the Amura perform a bow shooting on cats.

I watched the picture yesterday. I am standing in the parking lot, waiting for my wife.
In front of it stands the 99th, a guy with a bottle of beer comes out of the store, opens the car, sits behind the wheel, smokes, turns on a monsoon and drinks beer. On the opposite side are the goats. Seeing this, one of them approaches him and begins to demand a docks, motivating him to drink while driving. The guy gently sends him, "I don't eat, and I'm not going to go, go on..." continuing his business. Without achieving anything, he drops the front wheel, saying, "Until you give the documents, you will not go!" Here comes out of the market a girl with two bags, opens the trunk, puts the bags, the guy gives her the keys and moves to the passenger seat. The girl approaches the gait: "And now, fool pump the wheel, or I call the prosecutor's office" and gets the phone. The goose has the balls on the roll, begins to bump something, said he wanted to attract the driver, that he drank, etc. The girl’s answer: 10 points.“He’s not the driver, he’s my husband.
“No, I’m driving with my car.” Someone from the drivers gave a pump, and an old, manual, someone a manometer, because the owner of the car required to pump as required. In short, the entire parking lot was laughing, while the guy performed body movements up and down, measured pressure, etc.
The Pharmacist! All the girls applauded!! to

c) Bababalamaga

Do you have activated coal?
- No, we only have an inactive, but you can activate it,
by sending SMS with the word "Carbon" to 4242

An old story that happened to me after another drunken at the entrance of the house:
Drunk I went home. Having difficulty opening the door of the apartment, not without difficulty taking off the upper clothes, concentrating on not falling in the room where the ancestors sleep, morally preparing for the long journey to my room, I opened the door.
There was silence in the hall and the lights were turned off, the couch was unfolded, the ancestors lay quietly, only the television blinked blinkingly broadcasting some shit from the federal channel. Taking all the will in my fist, small steps, holding the closet, then almost falling on the floor, I rounded their couch, bypassing the door to my room, moved toward the TV. Crawling to the zombie box, bending to avoid creating a shadow that would fall on their eyes and disrupt their sleep, I turned it off, that God would not let it wake them up until I walked to my room.
Ten years later, my father still thinks I’m a drug addict. They did not sleep that night.