I read in the supermarket the composition of cat food and bite. I thought cat food was more like food =)

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X: Have you ever written in a scrapbook?
Y is no.
x Why?
Y: I didn’t get it before, and I don’t want it now.

A home phone is one unit different from the Interzeet support phone. Calls by night and by day:
"Hello to you! Is it intersect?and "
Nothing helped, until he answered in despair:

He said: "Hello! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

She is "Allo! Is this an intersection?"
I: "Yes, my sweet..."

No fox calls back.

I saw here a day ago: standing near the subway, Hachik, drinking beer. A grandmother approaches him, takes him by the sleeve and says, “Muslims are not allowed to drink!”

I talk on the phone with my beloved. She is outraged by those who do so badly drawings in the car.
There is a hole in the wall.
Could it be a technological breakthrough?
-hm... 1800 to 930 mm...hm... this is the door!

Now on the channel Russia showed about the special forces different, FSB, Guinness, game all kinds... show the special forces in the home environment, sitting back to the camera, on the wall group photo of the unit, all in camouflage and in masks...

F4R3L: Keep all statuses, they will help the psychiatrist with the diagnosis.

Senna was a joke.
I fucking sing a song.
Oleg: and here the porn pops up with mistakes and fucking shut down the sock until you turn the mistakes 500 times
Oleg: and I have a muse for the whole house oret
There, the grandmother is crying.
Oleg: Daddy comes in type that fucking
Oleg: I'm typical of him, and here I can't close the shit with the hero.
Fuck, he almost fell.

In short, at the age of 14, he went to Japan for cultural exchange and lived there for a week with a Japanese family. Dad-san, mom-san and three children-san. So they showed me the products and asked how we called them in Russian. And I called everything motherly words, and they also repeated and remembered. Shame, they probably still use my epithetics.

He got under the distribution - hold on to the end.
Always with you Torrent.

The Companion. The toilet finished paper. Instead of it, there were prank prints on the barrel. The neighbor returns from sorting and rows - "Duffing's task, let it go to the ass!"

Prepothia cried today when the student cried without covering her mouth. Don’t open your mouth, guys.

Sometimes boots are more useful than boots.

Walk to Dad.
A knife to my mom.
and herself in G.

Chelyabinsky light swords are so harsh that they are produced without a handle.

The child calls his mother:
XXX: Is this my mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: Why not Mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: How did you go?? to

Does the washing machine eat socks? I washed my jacket and cloth today. I get a jacket, no jacket. I said, I have eaten. This car did not eat at all. She stuck him in her pocket. In the inside, fuck it! It’s strange that she hasn’t wrapped up in the shirt yet!

Why do you want to start every phrase with the word shit?? to

by C HABRA:
Faintly,
and ah. Use only fixed phones. They also do not break from the usual fall. and :)
Scaytrase
Is the stationary a taxi?
Fainty
I meant the household. The taxi is crazy! and :)
static
Of course better, try to drop it down.