Basic rules of grammar:
The proposal must contain
1) subject to
2) the stated
3) and the meaning.

Last summer I watched the following situation at a hotel in Egypt. Early in the morning I was waiting for a guide near the reception, and at this time two Russian-speaking families arrived. One head of a family of typical new Russians
- biceps, a maid, a golden chain, and the other - a typical intelligent, in glasses, with a beard. The fathers registered the numbers and both were stuck with the administrator with the same confusion. Standard trable - the agency, when selling tickets vowed to assure that they will settle in the rooms immediately upon arrival, and in the hotel in a categorical form ask to wait until the hour of the day, free rooms, say, no.
Ten minutes of debates and quarrels do not bring results, annoyed heads of families return to their own in the worst mood.

Which “new Russian” gives the will to feelings, and on the move speaks loud enough:
The Gandalf! The goats! The Piddars!

The equally irritated intellectual, following him, according to Kiwa:
You are right, very poor management.

In general, now that I hear the phrase "weak management", I am constantly raising mood :)

Do not be angry with me, and there are no more bodies to hide! I am joking, I am joking.
Places are actually full...

HHH
What do you have? and ;-)
WOWU
Fuck some.
HHH
Which? and ;-)
WOWU
The City of Sim City
HHH
have built? and :-)
WOWU
and ah. Now problems with education, medicine, safety, electricity, clean water
WOWU
And also traffic jams...
WOWU
Moscow has succeeded. :D

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I have a problem, please help me. This is the situation. Two girls were engaged in deep petting. They both had an orgasm and were virgins. Then one of them gave birth. And now she says it’s from her. Can a girl get pregnant with a girl? Thanks in advance for the answer.

From Sonic:
Dreaming of a fish with a human face indicates the threat of nuclear war.

I am a big fan of Tetris. I bought a washing machine. I’ve never had such positive emotions before washing dishes.)

I finally learned to joke on the radio. It remains to be done on time.
Every woman is a mystery. It is important that this mystery is not solved by the wife!'
I, forgetting that in the car besides me my wife and aunt, shrugged and deeply thoughtfully added: 'It is yes..'
by Pizzo)

The xxx:
Alicia, do you love me?
Of course Vassiliou!
Are you breaking the tree for me?
I break up!
And the Berry?
And I break the bark, my love!
And the sunset?
I’ll sweep the whole forest!!! to
yyy (00:01:43 21/02/2011)
D and D 😉
The xxx:
Do you have a lovely forest for you?
YYYY :
I don’t know about the forest, but I guess the forest.

I'm an idiot, I still don't have a girlfriend. What should I do?
BsD: Glad that there is no guy :D

Today I watched a conversation between the electrician and the chief who had already fainted this morning:

Fingers, don’t get started! If you want to know, electricists should generally drink before working on safety techniques.
Chief : What? Have you drunk your brain?? to
Electrician (opening the technique for TB): See, black on white is written: "Before working in current electrical installations with a voltage up to 1000 volts it is necessary to remove the voltage".
The intended strict complaint was cancelled, limited to an oral warning)))

I buy condoms at the pharmacy, all as usual, and suddenly the seller says:
So wonderful, you won’t believe! Yesterday one man bought it and put it right here!".
I wasted, of course.
I turn around - and behind the back of the old lady near the window with elastic medical socks stands, the seller turned to her.

Note: if suddenly all the girls started to lose weight, then it is soon spring.

Your child behaves inappropriately, lies, asks uncomfortable questions - don't rush to re-educate him - maybe a great journalist will come out of him.

If the child really wants to live, contraception is powerless.

Fuck to fuck!
If you write "preamble", then follow "fabula"! Fabel, shit and not ambulance!

Article on Google:
We calculated that if everyone switched to Live Search, the savings would be more than 3.5 billion seconds per day... or 11 hours per second.

I also want what puts them so in!

SAN (23:23:16 19/02/2011)
I am in such a state of heroism...no reluctance to do anything.

SAN (23:23:29 19/02/2011)
Not even hunting.

SAN (23:23:35 19/02/2011)
Lying is also reluctant.

SAN (23:23:39 19/02/2011)
Walk more

SAN (23:23:43 19/02/2011)
Tired of writing.

XXX: July and July<
YYY: What is it?
Take me to the mirror and you’ll know what I feel about you.
YYY:...
YYY: It is clear
YYY: The Fool
[YYY removed you from your contact list]

XX: And why this reaction?
zzz: ready to bet that by dragging the monitor to the mirror she saw a black screen

in our army. Construction is carried out on the floor. The construction is carried out by a Southern blood man with a corresponding character. At this point in the barracks is going gene cleaning (PCD) and some genius splashes water out of the window. Apparently she had just washed the barracks. Most of this dirty liquid gets to the combat. There are smiling laughs in the system, we understand the guilty no longer to find. Combat keeping absolute calm shouts to the side of the window: If you are a murderer, show yourself!!!! Literally in a minute the head really rises out of the window... in the anti-gas! Plateau explodes by hohote