My feet in my mouth is the way a cat wakes me up in the morning.

Serious conversation, he will put forward and justify his point of view, bringing serious arguments...
HH:... is it not?
The Tentacle!
thx: >.<

How can you talk to a man seriously?! to

If I could go back in time, I would have done it differently!
HH: But it feels like it would be the same shit...

He worked as an investigator and in order to facilitate his work and not to rewrite a hundred times the same thing with numerous presentations and re-presentations of accusations, he came up with a short phrase during the interrogation: "I fully acknowledge the guilt and sincerely regret what I have done." Then, when the case is filed and sent to the court, I read one of the interrogation protocols and see this: I fully acknowledge the guilt in which I sincerely regret.

Vitaly (09:26:23 31/03/2011)
and HI
Vitaly (09:26:28 31/03/2011)
Do you know this is a file?
Mummy with waterland (09:26:33 31/03/2011)
Yes Yes
Vitaly (09:26:37 31/03/2011)
This is when the fucking you went to shave in the working hours
Vitaly (09:26:45 31/03/2011)
The next chair of the director is cut.
Vitaly (09:26:46 31/03/2011)
) is
Mummy with waterland (09:27:12 31/03/2011)
and ROFL

Lost in Heaven: The average brain mass of men is 1375 grams, women - 1275 grams.
Men carry more unnecessary weight on themselves.( by
If women had 100 extra grams, they would have become hysterical.

Have you dropped from the bank in the surgeon?
2 is no. by wife
Have you been married at the bank? and :)
2 is worse
I was married to a black hole in the budget

Listen, well, why does the knife fall, the fork is all known, and why does the fork fall?
YYY: No, you’re really like you haven’t studied in the universe!! to

The blues of headphones has an interesting undocumented feature. The fact that your phone has pulled out your pocket, you will only know when the bus leaves the stop.

World Action "Earth Hour"
He has participated since the first year (already three times). This year, Mother Nature decided not to hope for the unforgettable two-legged crowns, and in Krasnodar took everything into her own hands. Hurricane winds began to tear power lines three days before Earth Hour. As a result, the campaign was successfully held, and it can now safely be renamed to "three days with candles".
It is romantic ;)

In the news today:
Obama launches secret operation in Libya
U.S. President Barack Obama signed a secret order to launch a secret U.S. military operation in Libya.

The secret US operation, such a secret...

[NO]-body (18:12) :
go to

I'd cut off the porn, she's in the status.

by Vlad (18:22) :
The Blue

In the middle of the discotheque with the toilet cabin there were scratched pants, pants + belt... the question where the man went O_o

My son (4 years old) is attacking me. For a while, protecting myself with a pillow, I take a fist from him. He goes to his room, brings the sword and announces the new conditions:
Knights with a sword, monsters with ducks (I hold a duck in my hand).
Trying to confuse the grown up, I throw the oak to the side and say:
I don’t have a donkey, so I’m not a monster.
My son’s eyes are serious, and he says to me with a drop of pity:
You are a defenseless monster.

My mother doesn’t believe in the end of the world. She says that the one who has survived the reconstruction is no longer afraid of Nothing.

Translation of the film:
A man has just lost his wife, sitting on the stairs, crying. Another person approaches him, and, with a full face of participation, apparently trying to encourage him somehow, says:

I think you should hang on! I think you should hang yourself.

We answered:
Russia played 1-1 against Qatar
YYY: Does Qatar have a football team?

Do you joke, brother? Their players would break us on the British flag.
And this is the national team of Qatar... by curling... female... junior... paralympic...

A: Is it Strauss playing a stunt?
BBB: It looks like entering Star Wars, or something like that.
I think it reminded me of KVN.
Oh, this is the strait! Everybody is down.

He is cool now.
by Alex :?? to
Mamont: You don’t know what? He bought a broken lamborghini in meat not on the go. In terms of money it turned out like two normal cars. He is cool now. He rotates in his hands the keys from the lamboo and shows everyone a PTS voucher. And he walks.
Mamont: Today to work pleased such came, jumping, the birth is joyful, says "hurra I bought the lighthouse. The right" Then he started asking for money in debt, the type lacks for life. He said, “That’s how the salary was before yesterday.” And he is like "I say, I bought a faro. The right"

Inlanger: 23-year-old pedophile raped two young boys in McDonald’s toilet
inlanger: I am alarmed by the Facebook button "Be the first friend who liked it" under this news.