"If the spouses have nothing to do in the evening, it is time to start dividing property" (c) Lark.

I now know why girls wear deep decolt – so you don’t see red eyes after drinking XD

and snorapp:
Oh well! She is a boy, he is a girl, a normal heterosexual family.

The word is not a whirlwind.
Jack is a whore.

Medvedev ordered all ministers to master blogs and social networks and also to shave their beards and wear a German dress.

CRAYS: If the cat stopped eating aloe, it means that he found somewhere an old cocktail.

When did you last see your breasts?
Give me a calendar?
In what year?

Talk between two girls on the bus.

No, you give everything to the children – nerves, strength, time... And from them grow up some bandits, psychics and maniacs...

2: Good for you! Children are all like that!

1: All of them. Believe in me. I have worked as a teacher in a kindergarten for 20 years.

When beer appeared in PET boilks, they were called "tits". How then I approached the bar and slightly bowed up and asked, "Do you have beer in the tites?"", from the window wild rust, I bend down on the counter of the seller's chest, probably 10th size, she:"What there is not!".

I work in the prosecutor’s office.
Recently he served as a prosecutor in the court.
The accused in the case was a citizen by the name of Trevo and eventually received 4 years.

Now I have to have a son and build a house.)

A friend says:
Well we come to work on March 8th, all the girls on the tables have roses (the boys tried)... and I have NO on the table!! I turn to our men with a look of complete disappointment, and they say to me: "You are not a woman in the shower - you watch football, you drink beer with cups, you know about the compass... you have no roses in the shortest."
And then, as they roast, get out of the closet, they suck me and say "Thank you, don’t shut up, the main thing is not what is inside...the main thing is that you have a breast!!!! (They are "

She: Well, suddenly I will have some ability to fulfill your wishes. :D
Where do I need to waste?

The realist does not care how empty or full the glass is, it matters how many bottles are left.

Covered
I have a producer-general on one TV project – a gorgeous woman of fifty years, but she looks like 39.
A very bad girl... behind her back everyone calls her Gorgona, for her gentle temper probably...
But there’s one strange thing about her – it’s her mobile phone, it’s uncomfortable even for an old retiree... and that’s with the fact that Gorgona’s laptops aren’t cheaper than three “pins” and she changes them right away as soon as Steve Jobs seduces her with a new model.
At first they told her:
- Throw away this pre-dump crash, even the black and white display in it.
To which Madame stoned, shrugged her face and whispered in response:
I’m not paying you for giving me cell phone advice. and what
You are not satisfied with me!!? to
On her birthday, the entire company has been down on expensive phones several times. Madame driedly thanked... and continued to walk with her old man. And so for ten years!
And two months ago, during a meeting, everyone noticed with horror that the back cover of her phone went away and was wrapped by a Scotch RIGHT TO THE SCREEN... Since then no one has even hinted on Gorgone about the novelty of telephone construction... In the corner there were jokes like: “she has an egg in the phone, and death in the egg...”
And what about if a person is everywhere driven by a personal driver - it is stupid to teach him life and discuss his Scottish phone.
But I still took the risk...
He went to the Savelovsky market, tormented the surprised merchants for two hours, but found what he was looking for.
The next day, while no one was there, I looked at our lady in the office and said:
- Although March 8 has already passed, but I still want to bow and
Give you a mega stuff.

With these words, I put a new back cover from her old phone on the lacquered table.
She unexpectedly quickly grabbed her, kissed her, and... separated herself.
Her hands did not listen and I myself replaced the cracked lid with a new one.
When I was already in the door, the Iron Lady said:
Thank you, you don’t know what you did for me. I will live my
The little boy! He has become like a new one!
...You know, this phone has two minutes of a dictionary recording of our conversation with our husband. He called, congratulated me on my birthday and said how he loves me, even sang a piece of the song about the mammoth... Almost nine years have passed.
He never returned from that trip and died in an accident.

But she is not Gorgon.

I don’t like the weekend.
You just get to sit with a cup of coffee in a catch-up chair near a burning fireplace... And then it turns out that you have neither a fireplace, nor a chair, nor even a cup of coffee...

XXX: LOL
I downloaded something on p2p.
XXX: And the same guy from whom I was downloading began to push this from me when I finished.
xxx: I wrote him "What are you doing? I just downloaded this from you"
xxx: "Give my song back, fuck"

Punched (c)

Can you tell me how to distinguish a Japanese from a Chinese?
yyy: The Geiger Counter

Just a joke!! to
Official note
I wear a special. clothes, namely - jacket x / b insulated, I want to report the following.
By the fact of birth, and in connection with individual physiological characteristics, i.e. Charismatic brutality, increased muscularity, corresponding habitus (and the accompanying abundant hair) noticed a strange pattern.
Under certain conditions: increased solar and magnetic activity or in the pre-threatening period, being dressed in the above vest, I get into some energy circuit.
Thus e. The hair on the body stands up with oak and sparkle sparkles on the entire area of the epithelium (except for the head).
Due to the specificity of the production. explosion and fire safety, have to use personal grounding (metallic chain) from belt to ground. There is no alternative to the jacket-socon jacket-power field!!Not a spark!! Based on the above, please allow me to wear a sweater jacket.
Signature / FIFO
The resolution
In order to avoid education
Producing static electricity
Daily shaving of body hair.
Head of the section G-IZ-107 FIO

[12:32:10] KillTheShadow: We had a butterfly
[12:32:30] KillTheShadow: the sweet spring butterfly
[12:32:36] KillTheShadow: I was so overwhelmed...

Rules of Dance Competitions

The participant shall be removed balls in the following cases:
1) for singing music accompaniment."
Ruby creativity at the root.