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[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45204
 30.03.2011
by phone:
It hurt so much because you have a big pitch!
Putin’s bomb attack
and?
Let everyone hear!

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №45203
 30.03.2011
A new initiative specifically for President Medvedev is the transition to Latin.

The advantages:
1st In fact, nothing will change, while the whole country will be put on its ears.
2nd Certification of the whole people (not only philologists and teachers of Russian language).
Three Change all signs, reprint all books, etc.
4 is The people of 10 years will be occupied with disputes about how to write those or other words better and will hit politics.
5 is It will definitely go into history.
6 is Babok can be washed so much that the Olympics and the World Cup in football did not dream of. Officials will support everything.

The shortcomings:
1st People can get angry. But if it goes away by itself without a revolution, then anything is possible.

c) from the Internet

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45202
 30.03.2011
Shoei: 29.3.2011 Meeting of President D.A. Medvedev with students in MEI
Wally: Cool
Will you go? 😉
Shoei: no) do not let anyone)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45201
 30.03.2011
All the most incredible adventures usually begin with a bottle of beer after work.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45200
 30.03.2011
How do you sleep???? to
Yyy: Without a soft sign.

[ + 56 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45199
 30.03.2011
xx
From Bora
If aliens arrive, they can be boldly thrown into the shit! They don’t know what "Our" flowers look like.

xy
And if you knew, you can’t even throw flowers. How will they look at the civilization throwing away their cut off plant genitals?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45198
 30.03.2011
Another call to TP:
I> I have a static IP address service connected but it changes
Do you> now have the internet?
I> yes
He> then I don’t understand what your problem is.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №45197
 30.03.2011
Q: How to speak French?
Tagged: masturbating
Zzz with language.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45196
 30.03.2011
All switching lasted 10 minutes. What is the probability of randomly clicking on channels to watch 10 minutes of broadcast without sound?

I once downloaded the movie, with a normal name, scrolled into 8 different places in the movie - everything is okay, sat down and watched with my wife - it turned out to be crazy.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45195
 30.03.2011
"You have no choice. Our country is a democratic country, and you are volunteers and swear. If you do not – and you have the right to do so – then through this door you will get into a federal prison, where you will be sentenced to 30 years for evading democratic duties. So, repeat after me."
Harry Harrison "The Steel Rat Goes to the Army" 1987

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45194
 30.03.2011
I already know that when I have a child, I will quietly drag him a rooster, a barney mouse, kidney chocolate and cosmostars stars))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45193
 30.03.2011
He asks for permission from the American author to translate his work.

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I just need to think of what "obviously, I write to a speaker of English from birth", how I start to thumb.

I am sorry (20:55) :
Well you say that you are from Russia, and that you recently drank vodka, so a little confused, in addition, that here the bear on ballayka plays and you are slapped)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45192
 30.03.2011

The fox (14:34:14 29/03/2011)
a friend-collega, just phone with the supplier: "What are the parameters needed? Now I will explain". He closes the pipe with his palm, looks around the cabinet, echoes the back of the neck and with the words "A i e..u!" polite in the pipe: "I couldn’t clarify".

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45191
 29.03.2011
The Sunday. The morning.
xxx: I went now to the "Company" for breakfast, a drunk company at the neighboring table. To them comes a sober, apparently their acquaintance, he is proposed to drink, then:
1: No, I will not
Relax brother, today is Friday!
They sit well...

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45190
 29.03.2011
I wanted to talk about the relativity of the perception of avant-garde painting.
Today we at a couple on the MCHC considered a painting written as part of the flow of luchism. Prepotsha begins to argue that, say, many avant-garde artists depicted animals: horses, dogs, and here a crown is depicted.
And under the painting in Spanish signed "Cats"...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45189
 29.03.2011
This is always the case with us :(
A_P What is it?
Diamante: time has been moved to summer, but there is no weather!
a_p :D

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45188
 29.03.2011
at work.
Are you emo?
and no.
Are you got?
and no.
Are you punk?
and no.
And who are you?
I am a tech engineer and your immediate boss.
This kind of intelligent girl...

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45187
 29.03.2011
In the capital of Russia, the world's most full mother gave birth: the weight of the woman at the time of the operation was 250 kilograms! The most unique operation, such as the world never knew, was personally led by the chief gynecologist of Moscow Mark Kurzer.
First comment "I would like to look at the heroic papa..."

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №45186
 29.03.2011
Commentary on site to group sex video:

Samuel 26.02.2011
They all have nothing to do. I would rather have cleaned the snow in my yard, or I could not walk.

[ + 106 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45185
 29.03.2011
It is genius. It is just genius.
Make in the public toilet mirror ceilings,which would be visible to everyone in the neighboring cabins.

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