New Year begins when a tree is laid and ends when an olive is eaten. From this point on, a ritual greeting is used "With the past!"

I have eaten lunch twice.
Rain: hynddjk well need to complete the picture and the third time :)
Hynddjk: beautiful you called the ass.

Well, if the timlid finds itself in sufficient quantity to feed himself and his team, then in a good way, he can overload food. If not - don't be upset, let him go and do his business, and don't scare customers with money.

Well, for him and Tim, I think it will be easier to find an adequate manager than a manager with an overwhelmed team ready to do the shit.

Most recently, no one in a fantastic novel has written that we will charge a book, a phone with a built-in comp and a cigarette from the same outlet! We are charging! There are no trees on Mars :(

The second January. I decided to go out for the first time in the new year.
It was cold and I went to the store to warm up.
Go ahead, there’s food.
I protect my people.
They have eaten it all!!! to

When do carriers start working?
Through the Stix? They never seem to stop...
I liked the d.
I meant Harun.
I do not know such words.
It is wasted! The oldest known carrier company

We are ʙ Ckopo fly Aeroflot from the United States to Russia. Flights are delayed due to bad weather. I decided to clarify. Call for support:
- For support in Russian, click one, for English press two.
Okay I am alone. I wait three minutes, five minutes. I drop and call. I press two and in a second I hear the answer:
Hello, my name is Stepan, how can I help you?
Do you speak Russian, Stepan?
Oh yeah finally. What could be Polish?
...
The flight was eventually delayed.

Today is the day of love: love from the eye. Πpjamo kak po ycebniky: blypaja ylybkya, zaikaniye, gopyache eyes... This is ppeκpacno, no I would ppeeppochla that this is not between my myže and moei κollegoi

Apticts noʙa year-on-year program of the First channel ctpogo delatcya na dve gpypypy: "This is who in general is such?" and "God, he is still alive?“!”

Of course, girls don’t want to date you because you look too young, not because you think they’re only interested in money, yes.

A year of low-cost flights taught me better to pack my backpack than twelve years of role-playing games.

The East is a delicate affair, Petruha

“In Japan, traces of fatigue in the form of bags under the eyes are considered a symbol of beauty. This is incredible, but here in the shops you can even find packing bags in the form of all sorts of patches or kits, with which you can draw them yourself.”
Well... fine... the work was done, the bags under the eyes were glued, like, look at how we, the hearty ones, were borrowed, the health of the latter did not regret, and did not give up the work to the chief. have to buy.

We are looking at "Three of Prostokvasino". The scene where Pechkin for the first time comes to them with questions.
Matroskin: Why are you interested? Are you from the police by chance?
I am not from the police, I am from the mail. I am a postman here, Pechkin, so I need to know everything to spread the mail!
We: Well yes, the logic of any smartphone application.

Cats are very talented actors. One wakes up at six in the morning – the cat wakes up at five to feed it. The second to work at nine, the cat wakes up at seven, runs hungry crying to the empty bowl, tires the huge begging dishes-eyes and convulsively opening the pink mouthpiece to issue a compressed, barely heard grief cry. Three and a half kilos turned into six, but the show continues.

What fashion in the Russians went to the nick. One is called Face. Fuck his face and his face. However, I had to hear him, forgive me, his creativity. Well what I can say after that: no face, the most ordinary Yobich.

Is this the oil house?

and yes.

“I am Alexey Krasov and I will live with you.

Wait, what is this for?

Did you install the program on your computer yesterday?

and yes.

Have you read the license agreement to the end?

No, no one is reading.

- Well, and there, in the end, in small letters, about the fact that I will live with you.

You are chased by the cleaners, you are our heroes.

The cleaners chase everyone, including the director. The only ones who enter an unequal battle are the Sisadmin.

Some jealous Florentines gave their husbands a slow-acting poison in the morning, the antidote from which they kept with them until the evening. If the husband did not return home in the evening, he was doomed to painful pain.

The New Year. After the fight of curants, I and my wife look out the window for continuous salutations. Grochot - through the glass packs sounds beautiful.And here she offers:
Can we capture the world for the next New Year? According to me, nobody will notice... And then everyone will shudder until they go to work from the weekend...

"At the metro station "Filevsky Park" check the homeless object".

The homeless object was in the ass of the drunk head of the metro station "Filevsky Park".