xxx: Yes, stupid prostitutes, jokes and prostitutes you will be interesting. Everyone has their own "women") and that’s right.

Yyy: Madam, your interest in my message speaks for itself.

and no. This is a forgotten old - when in the 80s also went (incl. at night) with cassettes on the shoulder.

Even more forgotten old - the end of the 60s - the beginning of the 70s. There are almost no cassettes, but every second has a radio receiver, from the pocket to the Spidola, and all this is on full power. Most listened to the lighthouse, so in the parks and squares there was a sense of super-volume stereo.

The happiest people park their face to the fence and quickly run home to their loved ones.
xxx> Carefully and for a long time parking behind only a person who has no sense in rushing home.
xxx> The child is rattled. Desire to borrow. Or not her. Generally
yyy> He was deeply squeezed. And you...?
xxx> and I only have a washing machine

After I graduated from university, I joined an organization that was engaged in land-building, land-building. One day we came to do a division of the plot, which was adjacent to a two-bedroom house. We met 2 housewives, who told the story, how they have been here for more than 20 years together all plant, in the evenings to visit each other, live "soul to soul". And the area decided to divide, as the children grew up, they themselves became old, and so that the children did not have an intersection, to do everything as appropriate decided.

Well, we quickly removed the plot, counted the area, divided it in half and went to break a new border. But only she didn't quite arrange one of the grandmothers, it seemed to her that the neighbor's area came out more. We tried to explain that the area of their originally incorrect shape, and this is just a feeling, the instruments are accurate, and there are no errors. The second, of course, everything was fine, she has a "more" part. She decided to join us. Here it broke them. Everything that has been accumulated for more than 20 years has broken out. Friendship with the dog under the tail. And we got into the car and drove the next land dispute to resolve.

Yuri Havruchenkov
We made a cover. On it, one fighter shoots from the AK-74, the flame from the boiler, according to the idea, should fly the gylza. I put the flying where I need a guillotine. "No, says the chief, the gill on the cover is superfluous". To convince that the drawing without her would be unreliable, failed. So without a guillotine makeup in the printing room and sent.

Vadim Denisov
The boss has a good criminal experience of tracking traces, it is not worth leaving the slice of the slice, yes.

and Germanophobia.
I am confused. Author, please indicate the place of residence. Let us know where the Germanophobes live.
In my whole life I have never heard of the abominations surrounding the Germans. The curse of the fascists, yes. But neither my parents, who in teenage years wore in the factory in two shifts, nor my grandparents, who fought with the Germans, ever said that all the Germans are wicked and must be cut off at the root. On the contrary, they told how the babies threw pieces of black bread and cooked potatoes, sunflower straw to the prisoners. What they eat, they share.
You are very exaggerating. I do not believe.

Now a little joke, inserting BSOD screens into the presentation is a good way to revitalize the audience.

XXX: I went into the kitchen tonight. There were cockroaches running in the shell. Also at the table at the laundry room was sitting a roasted uncle in glasses and stuffed something in the compass. I said gently, looking at the cockroaches: I’d soak you, thorns. My uncle struck me dangerously.

AvorHarp: Who didn't have time to vodka on the stock brought in all "five-pound" 259 p/0.5 Platinum "Hortice
Capire: What is good in it?
We can drink, but we can wash the windows.
AvorHarp: Today, for example, I exchanged 1 bottle for 10 energy-saving bulbs (15W) from local builders. And they even in "Five" with a discount of 117r per piece.

How is this not the sticker "cat in the car?" There is!! I even saw "Multicotter Mom"...a man was driving, but the car was obviously a girl...

The reason for refusing to interview is that the face is not charismatic. The satellite.

Axsor: A friend drank vodka with his brother in the kitchen under "Metal", and they decided to drink a drink every time James Hatfield spit "Yeah!" In less than 20 minutes, they were already in the mouth.

The intellectual elite

>>> and I have a normal button bell. And while you’re playing time-killing toys on the bus, I’m not so tempted to read a book.

Are there not even snakes? It does not happen...
But here the main thing is to find a reason to feel somehow higher, more spiritual than this stupid smartphone. It doesn’t matter if they’re all on the same bus.

In the latter there have been a lot of teenagers who walk with columns and listen to music for all the power of the column. Are these the children of those who have grown up, who in the night in the bedroom park under the windows and listen to the whole monsoon?

No is. This is a forgotten old - when in the 80s also went (incl. at night with caskets on the shoulder.

A good idea – the crossover House-2 and Doom 2...
yyy: Oh, and the house goes all year, and then for one night there they launch the doom.
The next day, a new season begins.
YYY: With new members!

xxx: About the "Snowboy" I can only say one thing: it is harmful for a thriller when the character-worker is smarter than the scriptwriter

by Styles. You can not even look at the internal statistics of providers, it is enough to simply see what the mobile sector has as a priority in general. In the first place everywhere games, videos, social networks and music. This is in demand, and literature, even the simplest stories, are not needed by most of the narrators.

So where does literature come from in statistics? I pumped a package once a month, reading through the reader on the road. Even without connection to the network. It is also more comfortable.

The door knocks, I ask who is there? The answer is "Open" – it was a neighbor from the apartment opposite.
xh: I open the door and it opens me again "Open it!"
X: Without understanding anything, I turn my eyes down and see that she has a plastic bank of sediment in her hands that she can’t open.

Not able to pass by the mention of Mordor:) extreme inaccuracy when such a comparison is used to our country, as is known under the morder the writer meant fascist Germany, Russia there like Ristania
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Interestingly, was Tolkien himself aware of this? Or in these of your internets they write that he himself completely denied the presence in the VK of allegories and allusions to real countries and events. Divorced the theorists.

The more untouched, the poorer the country.