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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45104
 27.03.2011
"Baturina's place in Moscow can be taken by Sobyanin's wife".

Lamca Drica
A bill should be submitted to the Duma, according to which the spouse of the capital mayor will need to be imprisoned simultaneously with the appointment of the husband to this bread office. Theoretically, this will halve the amount of the inevitable damage caused by the theft of the mayor’s family.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №45103
 27.03.2011
The results of the matches in Ukraine and Poland will be predicted by Mykola

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45102
 27.03.2011
I know that somewhere inside you lives a man. We will save him.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45101
 27.03.2011
The evening.
How I don’t want to work!
Well, dear, there is only one day left. And Friday too.
What day? 30 years to work!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45100
 27.03.2011
I went on electric yesterday. of transport trade. The man sells all the shit. Then came the electrochocker. talks about the possibilities: "not sleeping - a couple of shocks with an electric shocker and sleeping like a baby" "youth can use for garden-mazo"
yyy: O_O The Harsh Man))
Xxx: the hard youth xD

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45099
 27.03.2011
From the Pickup Forum.
Q: Is there such a drug to excite her at all to the limit? so that iron on the first date sex was?

Please try the crack...

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45098
 27.03.2011
YYY: Who would you contact?
XXX with Rosenthal

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45097
 27.03.2011
The company "computer scientists", tss. Not a word about the gallery. new service "automatic clock switch off - xxx rub." on the approach.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №45096
 27.03.2011
Why is your cheek so red?
My brother struck. He was removed from his right hand, so I congratulated him that his personal life was improving.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №45095
 27.03.2011
Recognize which fox has hit the butterfly?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45094
 27.03.2011
And again that fucking moment when you wake up and don’t know what clock is right...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №45093
 27.03.2011
[21:50:05] <.JLUCA> what is a sphincter?
[21:51:25] <JLUCA> is this the brother of the Sphinx?
[21:51:32] <JLUCA> younger?
[21:51:34] <Terentius_Palych> is the brother of the anus.
[21:51:47] <Terence_Palych> senior...

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №45092
 27.03.2011
We go home with our guests, he is driving.
Both are sober. Every five minutes we are stopped by GAI.
Check for alcohol. For the fourth time, of course,
It bored. And here in front of the very house we are hindered by a pessimistic
The copy. There is the following dialogue between him and the driver:
and sober?
Three times sober.
Why four?
I have been checked four times today.
Why not put on the belt?
I have an airbag.
No matter what...
And then 20 minutes. In the end, the desperate worker of GAI speaks
The genius phrase:
Give me something!
The driver’s face is illuminated by understanding, he jumps into the car, goes in.
In a mess, something gets out of there and with a cheerful smile says,
Going to the employee:
The sandwiches! With cheese! The truth of yesterday...

P.S Fortunately, he did not have a weapon.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №45091
 27.03.2011
The price maker today saw "coatlets from meat m.b.".no, at least honestly confessed...

[ + 55 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45090
 27.03.2011
kora_f: When one stick and eight holes defeat an entire army...
Do you know this cartoon?

werewolchara: "The Gun of Gatling"?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45089
 27.03.2011
Ice_Prizrack (20:02:16 26/03/2011)
Three children playing in hiding.

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:25 26/03/2011)
1 ordinary and 2 twins

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:33 26/03/2011)
The names have changed)

Ice_Prizrack (20:02:42 26/03/2011)
the poor guy was driving all the time)))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №45088
 27.03.2011
ZeRoK (01:59): I will go to the sorting run
Mapc (01:59): let’s shout
ZeRoK (03:00): all here
ZeRoK (03:00): WHERE was I at the time?? to
Mapc (03:00): the clock moved
ZeRoK (03:01): Fuck, point, and I think there is a failure in memory

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №45087
 27.03.2011
How many girls will lose their virginity on 19-20 December 2012 >:P

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №45086
 27.03.2011
New Siberian Chocolate with Meat and Cedar Nuts

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45085
 27.03.2011
Yesterday, at a Cisco course, I asked who was riding cars, well, I raised my hand and jumped that I was riding a large and powerful car. He replied that it doesn’t matter which, then asked my cell phone number and killed him at the base. Now by calling the special number I can lift and drop the bus on the entrance to the parking lot in front of the universe... I think it was necessary to be clear that the car that I am driving, a lot of people can enter and it is called AUTOBUS... But I am the boss of the bus...

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