XXX: I buy a car battery. There were two Koreans with me. The car seller is guaranteed. I play Mazda Capella. Is he a name? I think, in a deaf (or dumb), I speak Cappella. I thought he meant Mazda Familia. Is it your name? Let these horses also roast.

xxx: Now I am Dmitry Sergeevich Kapella, blaat....

(from the forum)

Few things can frighten me after our turtle got stuck under a crucifixion of a wheelchair and pulled out of a dark corridor with it.

Oh my God, what am I doing!
What have I spent my whole life on?! to
YYY: Oh how it took...
XXX: Now I will have to buy health vegetables for all the gold.
Zzzz: Lol, he’s still with us.

“Listen, but now the owner of the car will come and we will have trouble. Shut up and take a picture, or I will fall out of the hood.

You may not believe me, but this story is absolutely true!
I work as a jewelry seller in Mega. Everyone gets caught. So here’s another "everything" It stands 5 meters from the shelf and looks into the window. She appears to be interested, but does not decide to approach. I start calling, I say, come and look. She is fading. and explains. Something like, "yes no, that you, I can’t, when I approach all the jewelry breaks down right away". I like them)) I start to quietly roast about myself and get all the shit. I get pearl beams and stuff, such as, "you that, here a keval thread, stronger than titanium, it can be used instead of a car wire." What kind of cowardice, fucking? But the woman believes and quietly steals.
At this moment, the forest is broken. I fucking ought. As for her, the buses are new, the leash is strong. But the woman stumbled more. She grabbed her head, stumbled on something like "aaaaaaa, it starts again", ran in circles and hysterically turned away from the shelf. And I stood like a fool—as if you would reassure her, I said it would not break, and she warned. And his fuck knows whether to calm her down, or to gather the butts. In short, this is how it happens.

Pingwin4ik
Remember that he loves.

pingwin4ik (01:07:38 26/02/2011)
A gift to make him happy.

retro_cola
sex, cigars, whiskey, mate to chew

retro_cola
What should I give him of this?

retro_cola
Do you think sex is good?

Pingwin4ik
I invented

retro_cola
burned

Pingwin4ik
A little bit of sleep, then immediately after the onset of the fairy orgasm get a bottle of whisker and a already smoked cigar from under the bed and say loudly, "Well, fuck it!" Happy Birthday!"

Q: What is your relationship?
ууу: friendly - I raise her mood by communicating and friendly flirting, and she friendlyly gives to touch the breasts when I am close to a nervous breakdown.

Announcement: I am suspicious. It is cheap.

I also bought a snorkel yesterday, now I scream for 20 minutes a day... my husband watched yesterday, as I scream, says, “You’ll have a snorkel there soon!”" I scream "Ah, she’s called TALIA!"

The dialogue of those who watched and wanted to see the new film "Mechanic":
XXX: Did you like the movie?
YYY: Yes, the same "Carrier", only on foot.

Maximum of:
Do You Spike English?
Ounley from May Hart!

I watched the Sberbank advertisement.
"Come to Sberbank, for it is on every street"

Mother :
Of course, the sberbank on every step, better if the toilets set up. :D

"To tolerate me, you need to love me as you love me."
In order to love you, you must be seriously guilty before heaven.

How is Language translated?
Yeshua is...

Emm, you are a pig.
XXX is Oh!
XXX: Did it affect you?
Yes, right in the fifth.

We will build our education system. Blackjack and prostitutes.

Angry when you carry tea and accidentally dropped on the floor, then there is a choice: leave everything as it is or wipe off your foot

xxx: So what can you know about the ridicule when I, with my name Kashkin, had a rabbit teacher at school?

From the comments to the news about the Sochi 2014 Talismans.

White Mouse is a big fan of expensive alcohol and big jeeps.
The rabbit is the wife of a beer lover and big jeeps - a pocket woman without age. He loves to paint and lie.
Tiger, oh, sorry, Barsik is the pumped young driver-guard of Mishka and the lover of the Rabbit.
Very vital characters.

I live in the best community in the world.
As that morning forgot the phone in the kitchen (normal one) - the evening found it in its entirety.
But this is a tablespoon for the night ><