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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44744
 20.03.2011
(About the Cat Sphinx)

xxx> will they be shuffled by the wool, is it a pity?

[ + 60 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44743
 20.03.2011
The female logic:
Throw away all the knights, and then walk and cry that nobody likes.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44742
 20.03.2011
xxx: I was visited yesterday by the thought of fairy tales and why they don't look like reality
YYY : Why?
Because in the fairy tale there are evil heroes, there are good ones. All the fucking things in life!

[ + 112 - ] Comment quote №44741
 20.03.2011
Amanda came to work today. The whole office.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №44740
 20.03.2011
XXX: You are sent to me by God. thank you.
YYY: You see, even God sent her. Follow his example.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №44739
 20.03.2011
Spring... life go!... and you, breasts, stay!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №44738
 20.03.2011
On the cat feed is written: "Healthy pet today and tomorrow!"
And the afternoon...?

[ + 47 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44737
 20.03.2011
In one forum:
xxx: He listened to the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces and somehow became disgusted for the fact that the Russian general watered our defenses with dirt, hailed our samples of military equipment and advocated for procurement of military equipment abroad...
YYY: the head of the rubber...
Zzzz: And even the stitched...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №44736
 20.03.2011
I have a friend (27 years old) playing dancers, met a real guy":))) I have been communicating for a long time, he plays cool, including almost the best friends. I recently found out that he was 12:)))

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №44735
 20.03.2011
I am tired of work, yes.
XHH: Of course, the most people get.
Imagine you are a cook. Here comes a man to you and says, “I have heard that this thing, yellow so, although my neighbor has it white... in short, I forgot the name... so, I don’t know with what knife to cut it so it gets hot. Do you need to cut or fry for that? And is it normal that it then becomes brown and crispy? Yes I remembered! It is potatoes! Or “potatoes,” I don’t know how right...Can you make me twenty pieces? And fill it with machine oil, my brother told me, it’s cooling faster.”
Do you work as a cook in a psychiatric hospital?
XHH : No. In the publishing house. by Odmin (/_\)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №44734
 20.03.2011
The fucking Matan. When you see the number 6 in someone else’s lecture, you think it’s a sigma, a delta, another kind of unknown shit, and finally six.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44733
 20.03.2011
Vass: Every Puerto Rican drinks Puerto Tea. If Puerto Rican people start to suspect something, some of them don’t drink Puerto Tea.
They take their Puerto Rican knives and Puerto Rican pistols and go home to him. While they knock on the door of the attacked
A Puerto Rican has three choices: hide in the bathroom, hit the kitchen, or ask his wife to tell him.
That he can’t get around because he’s sitting down and drinking his favorite Puer tea right now. Some Puerto Ricans have been fooling others for years.

You need to sleep more, or such a shit of sporsonya comes to your head.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44732
 20.03.2011
Morella: I walk around the house with a sticker on my forehead:"I am a fool". Parents are understanding.

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44731
 20.03.2011
If a house is numbered from 1 to 70, how many times will the number 6 meet?

2 to 8

1 Why?

2: 6, 16, 26, 36, 46, 56, 66... total 8)))

1: Answer options: 7, 9, 6, 8
1: as well as houses under numbers61,62,63,64,65,67,68,69

Then 15...
There is no correct answer in the survey.
2nd day))

The fuck is simple.
How will the children take the exam???? to

2: O_o
2: Are you in the exam?? to

1st date)

2 with my sister?? to

1st Agha
1: Blowing up
This is a trauma for a lifetime!!! to

Z is. Child 4th grade... where does the Min Education look???? to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44730
 20.03.2011
Stray: I have to delete the history of correspondence with you.
XXX is bad! There is no preservation for descendants.
Stray: If she reads, there will be no offspring.

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №44729
 20.03.2011
The main thing is that she washes her cowards with towels and my ones with socks.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №44728
 20.03.2011
The cultural man will never say "Put your opinion into your ass!". He will say: "Dress your judgments in softer forms!"

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №44727
 20.03.2011
If there are " tears of happiness " then there should be " tears of health ".

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44726
 20.03.2011
No, I understand everything, I am a metallurgist with an internship, and I have not been to concerts of any group.
But here’s the group titled "Flowers" I’m afraid to listen! O_O

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №44725
 20.03.2011
joffer: yesterday in the morning in the subway was driving, because I was late, then I was driving after a peak hour, it was less free.
In the car, whoever reads books, whoever listens to music.
Joffer: one guy kind of cool, the iPhone4 got, type struck, turned on the music and sat on it in some toy to play
Joffer: and after 2-3 people from him uncle with a bag sat, looked at the guy - opened the bag, got a laptop, wrestled, turned on the player and also in some toy began to play - type "I'm cooler than you, son"
Joffer: and next to them in the corner 2 students were driving, one pulled the system and a large box, and the other LSD monitor and backpack.
Joffer: in short, it’s a shit... the guys looked at the type of cool, the guy demonstrately so from the ball got the uninterruptible for 5 slices of voltampers so thousands for 2
Joffer: short, crazy, in a couple of minutes they turned the stationary right in the wagon, also wrestled the player, one took the headphones, the other sat a spider on a difficult push.
Joffer: And the two, with the iPhone and the notebook, were driving as well as the finest and sat with a quiet and submissive appearance.
And it’s gender 😉
Joffer: Yes, if there were any more amins carrying the stall with an interruptor and wrestling it, I would have at all worn off.

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