For two weeks I forgot to bring the students a verified DZ. She apologized and promised the next time. This morning the cat sat down on this pile of notebooks and carefully wrapped it, had to throw it all out. Is that what I will tell them now? Would you believe? They say they hit again...

Documents such as the modern educational standard should be printed immediately in rolls on soft paper with perforation, to facilitate use for the direct purpose.

xxx: I finally solved the problem of distributing dishwashing duties between me and my wife
“Every time a mountain of dishes accumulates here, somewhere in the world one kitten dies.
and smart)
yyy: Just watch not to appear nearby: "...and an upset wife doesn’t give her husband"))

In my eyes, a boy aged 9-12 was saved. The vendors in the video game store, refused to buy it WOW.

Department of Chelyabinsk.
The last losses:
Dress size is 42.
Alexandra before yesterday

This is how to live!

What about a person who has the button "Turn all windows" to be on the desktop?

DEADuška (17:26:57 24/02/2011)
fucking

Day of Moral Wrath...all the wall

Igarezhko (17:27:13 24/02/2011)
Or by Eugene?

Deadouška (17:27:16 24/02/2011)
On the local day of CEP, I will be here soon.

Igarezhko (17:27:23 24/02/2011)
They burn?

Deadushka (17:27:40 24/02/2011)
Aunt chooses the key, minutes 20, 2 times asked, "help?"

Deadushka (17:28:17 24/02/2011)
not grit, pat ticking the finger in one, and the question, TADAAAA-Is this a keyboard?, blea, I said that part of the bayana, offended the fox

I go to bed with my wife, I turn off the lights, I take off my pants, I put on a shirt, I lie in a shirt, the woman walked her foot on my one and said, “What if you didn’t take off your pants?”I lie down silently and think: Do I have such hairy legs?

XXX is
A man has a whole bag of his favorite books, two bags of food, a laptop and one and a half terabytes of anime. What else does a man need for complete happiness? Find a place to stay overnight! T_T

(This is the most boring lecture)

Do you have 10 minutes until the end of the couple?
Honest student: 25
Leah, you know too much.

M: You’re not me that you don’t understand half a word, sometimes you can’t catch up the second time!

J: And what do you mean by this?

"United Russia" has submitted to the Duma a bill on the introduction of a single time zone on the entire territory of Russia. and :)

At first I thought that her photos were studio, but then I realized that the white background was a plate... not even smoothed.

I bought a new phone today 😉
YYY: What is it?
My monthly salary (
Is this a very expensive phone?
That’s a very low salary(((((((

Multiply 20 by 4 quickly.! to
I mean 83?! to
In fact, it is 80.
Oh yeah no, yes no. I just rounded.

Tsubaki: I’m not even in a mood for depression.

Telephone conversation between two friends:
How is it? what’s new?
-Hello!Yes, a friend told me that in 2 days suddenly marriage comes out; then a text message came, that the former has already married!and if you tell me now that you have a wedding in a week, I will shoot you!!!! to
No, I am all right!

23.02.11 by Kesha
What will we be friends about? We are acquainted?
23.02.11 by Serena
Let’s just be friends.)
23.02.11 by Kesha
Just so uninteresting. I need some meaning...
23.02.11 by Serena
And what sense? What is your opinion? 😉
23.02.11 by Kesha
Common interests
23.02.11 by Serena
What are your interests if not a secret?
23.02.11 by Kesha
Trepanation of Bodies and Cannibalism
23.02.11 by Serena
Ooooohoohoohoohoohooh!!!! to
What is not of this?)
23.02.11 by Kesha
gay porn, is it okay?
23.02.11 by Serena
“Are you gay?”
23.02.11 by Kesha
What I eat doesn’t bother people?? to

That’s why I didn’t have normal cosmetics as a child.
YYY: Well, when you were a kid, you weren’t so ruined... Then it’s time for you to let go.
XXX: Agas with the slogan: Little Bled - My First Cosmetics

- Fuck, the internet is dumb, this billay, and what provider do you have?
Mozilla
You are a natural mosaic.