It was still cold, we went with a friend to suck in the garage.
Q: Why do you get warm when you dry your feet?
Because I need to take away...

(I am talking about stupid advertising)

It’s just interesting to see who made this advertisement, to look into his faceted eyes, to find out where his tenacles grow from. Because a humanist will not think so.

Arsenic at 19:25:
And so, the shit of America will be, on every fence a fox will be written.

Yuri the Lesser (19:25)
They will say that H.W.J. This is Russian U.S.A.

Why did you steal it??? I have already bought a balloon, my hands are scratching!!! Hello from Los Angeles.

YYY : Sash
xxx :a
YYY: Remember, you introduced me to your friend yesterday, on the disco?
xxx now
YYY: Does he really have a landscape and a twin apartment in the center?
xxx: no, it's he so stupid beautiful babies on sexas divorce.
X: Why did he tell you about it? O_O
YYY: THAT is PIDARAS!!!!! to

Mom goes into the room, a little excited:
Have you heard of the earthquake in Japan?
Yes Yes
Look at what I got on March 8th.
Fuck, I can’t even comment.

Shaders: Priva
Shade01 is good! After watching four parts "The Inhabitants of Evil" dreamed a dream and even recorded one thought from there!!! to
Shaders: once
Shade01: Not even thinking, but a question!!! Why Do Zombies Not Eat?! to
Shaders: Thirteen

During the interview as Assistant Manager:
What will I do?
You will be my right hand.
Do you have a girlfriend?
and no.
Then I was forced to resign from my right hand position.

Mr_Orion (17:50:31 11/03/2011)
Inko: I bought tea, great tea to the word. On the packaging is drawn a teaspoon and the inscription - "A gift bed". I open – there’s a whirlwind!! to

Bayanova and Daria O. (17:50:53 11/03/2011)
I bought the same, there is another knife!

The Rambler News:
The earthquake in Japan shortened the Earth's day by 1.6 microseconds
Commentary :
Pepper is traveling again!

My husband and I are driving on the road in the Moscow region. Suddenly, the wind pulls a plastic bottle out of the forest.
My husband is sad:
The bottles are running out of the forest. Earlier the eggs went out. The ecology...

The popular in contact is divided into two categories - a list of BOR, and a lyric-super philosophical jerk.

Hi, I am from Novosibirsk.
What are you threatening at the threshold?

I met yesterday with my young man.He decided to congratulate me on March 8 and asks what I want as a gift.And I just looked at my rev goose mask, the firm of Saint Laurent. He decided to buy it himself. When he came to the store, he approached the box office and asked, “Where do you have the Jacques Yves Cousteau cosmetic?” Thank God, he understood it correctly and he gave me a gift anyway.

From the correspondence to ASK:

aW 10.03.2011 15:25:16:
We and a friend to put out a dozen automatics

C 15:25:34
to dig! Is it how?

aW 15:25:53
We did not want to leave.

aW 15:25:59
Request a complaint book

aW 15:26:08
But the men found out that they had no beidzits.

aW 15:26:27
They called ourselves and asked us to call out, because here we are clothed as terrorists.

aW 15:26:31
They do not present

aW 15:26:36
We were not even beaten.

aW 15:26:41:
I am still surprised

She
You know how to cook?
He is
Eggs and blisters. I had to learn. It was a shame to drive the girls out of their apartment without feeding them.
She
I hope you threw them an egg in the back when you opened the door?
He is
Yes, and at that time I ate blends.

Fino: When reading the advertising phrase "Ufa we buy an apartment" presented a giant monster that eats apartments.

Q: What should the IT Director say when the lights suddenly turn off during a meeting with the bosses in the building?
Fuck the server!! to

Tears of indulgence roll on the cheeks of Kuklachev when he reads this website.

The story happened at the MTS office:

Several managers sit down, working with customers (clients are not so many).
I sat in front of one of the managers, next to another client.

Here, a client sitting next to him (a colorful man, a businessman) calls a cell phone, he throws down and calls back:

Businessman: Hello daughter, hello
...
Why do you need a kangaroo?? to
...
Businessman: And where will you keep it?? to
...
My grandmother, we are going!? to
...
Businessman: And as a grandmother will live alone in Australia!? to
...
Businessman: Let’s talk at home. (I put the phone)

Everyone who heard this conversation, and he spoke loud enough, quietly roasted, slipped off the chairs...

by Habra
Game console of the next generation Xbox

You know why the Xbox 360 console is called that? Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and leave.
Yyy: According to this algorithm of trajectory calculation, you are more likely to die of starvation from cycling.