XXX: Give me my salary with products.
YYY: And where do you work?
XXX: At the Factory of the State.

Confucius once passed by near a mountain. A woman cried over the grave. As a tribute to the front of the chariot, Confucius listened to her crying. Then he sent his disciple to the woman, and he asked her:

- You are so killing - it seems like you are not grieving for the first time?

That is what it is, the woman replied. One day my brother-in-law died from the tiger’s nails. Then my husband died. And now from them my son died.

Why not leave these places? I asked Confucius.

“There are no brutal authorities here,” the woman replied.

“Remember this, disciple,” said Confucius. Harsh power is harsher than a tiger.

1: the sun sea beach would..
2: 5 stars, 2 weeks, 15 thousand!! to
15,000 armed Egyptians

Previously, the Jaguar had a "aromatizer" in its composition, "Jaguar", identical to the natural, and it was only now that I understood why after drinking the Yagi in the morning in my mouth it felt like cats were sick.

Yanka: Fuck, I live in a community. I went to the toilet in front of two girls. Oh, oh, oh, he was calling me! So tonight I am leaving! Then, talking about the same topic, we went to the cabins... a dramatic pause... and such a whisper BLAAT, OIL!I am not going anywhere!! This is what I understand of the debris of the girl... not what you have with your abstinence)))
See also: XD

Ivan Urgant's tweet about the film "Spring":
Habansky, Urgant, Jovovich We are one team!! Gather the word from the first letters of our names...We are one team-team Beckhambetov!!and "

Capetz, comrades... I read on INOSMY the article "Dancing with Russia" from the newspaper "The National Interest" (USA). Who is not aware, there are constantly articles of the bourgeoisie, the type of what they think about us abroad. So, the second paragraph of the article kills: “On Thursday, Biden met with Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, on Wednesday – with his “vice” President Dmitry Medvedev.

The day burned. He says, help me, there is 40 minds and 40 eyes, what is it? No one so kindly called us the flock of cyclops.

XXX: I gave him a WOW gift for his birthday
YYY: Is it a kilo of cocaine?

Do not chew, or you will get a spoon on your forehead.
The point?

Example of female manipulation
I was offended :(
Inna is no.

When I was a kid I sometimes bought mechanical toys, and I also had (and now have) an older brother, who was always interested in learning how these toys are arranged and therefore such toys did not live for more than a day. He understood how to disassemble them and could not collect them back. Exactly once it worked, he was able to make mechanical horses run again, but the rubber leather he could not put on them. I still have child psychological trauma in my mind in the form of iron skeletons of horses running around the room.
...and now in the kitchen with a foolish expression of the face, the husband sits and thinks that it is not so he connected that my laptop refuses to turn on after internal dust cleaning.

In 1986, an expedition of Soviet polarists reached the pole of inaccessibility in the conditions of the polar night.
And here is a very important question: why?

of answers
On the label to one Chinese sweater was written: "To wear longer you should not wear more often";

The Mad Donna:
I had to recently be in the company of housekeepers: a demonstration of cosmetics, stories about birth, etc. All in the best traditions. One of them begins to broadcast:
- Girls, in no case should you take a potato that has less than six eyelids - it is a genetically modified product and it causes infertility 100%. Even if you don’t have it!Your children will surely be infertile.If you eat such potatoes.
I take it and crack:
What a great way to save on contraception.
I was almost beaten.

This story happened to my friend who works in the forestry. In their village, the local priest decided to restore the church and, naturally, he had to coordinate the construction work himself.
One day he came to the pylorama to check the load of wood material.
The men from the boat put on the body of pine pebbles, and they got one very bitten, so to speak. They suffer with him and so, and so, and the priest is already trying to help - and all in no way. And then the brigadier approaches and advises to close the board to load it from the end:
What are you paying? Put it on the top and push it up!
Give it to yourself, Judas. Followed by the pop replica.
...the loading ended with tears in the eyes and forced stops at the next attack of the whistle, looking at the red, like cancer, priest...

Cat Leopold: (thinkingly) Buried Gates - broke 256 battlefields.

Anyon: That is something else. A long time ago, when I just connected to the Internet and could not configure it myself, a young man came to us, who for a certain fee wrote the necessary IP addresses and DNS server. After doing his job, he went to Google to check his performance, wrote in the search line "for", then looked around 15-year-old me, and with an acid mine on his face wrote the word "weather".

Metredel (20:15:16 11/03/2011)
Half of the shoes were roaring.

*Made IN paradisE* (20:15:37 11/03/2011)
The admin went to the last battle!!!!! to

Metredel (20:16:36 11/03/2011)
and a young youth carried with an expicious wing

Gorynych: Lan, AFC, I’ll go small
Matryoshka: Evil, and whom did he create?
In the sense of creating?
Matryoshka: Did you say, I’ll go small, new pers?
Gorynych: )) ah )) the first Mikhail Alekseevich is called, the second Somochka )) for months 10 I have...